Chapter 1237: I Envy You, Very Much (8)
Translator: Noodletown Translations Editor: Noodletown Translations
“Can you improve your skills in bed?” Qin Chu asked earnestly, throwing Huo Mian into silence…
“I’m always on top and you’re on the bottom, it’s tiring,” Qin Chu continued to complain.
Huo Mian: “…”
“Every time I’m in the midst of enjoying myself, you start begging and admitting defeat… Can’t you work harder to coordinate with me?” Qin Chu added.
Huo Mian: “…”
“Oh, and I really liked that playboy bunny outfit… Can you wear it for me again next time? It’ll spice up our sex life…” Qin Chu suddenly remembered.
Huo Mian: “…”
“Oh, and can you moan a little louder in the future? Our room’s really big and soundproof, so no one can hear us anyways. I love it when you moan, it gets me all excited.”
Huo Mian: “Mr. Qin, you’ve said so much, but can I ask you a question?”
“Sure.”
“Do you want to fly into the sky and soar with the sun? How thick-faced are you?” Huo Mian stared at him…
Qin Chu: “…”
Was Mr. Qin looking for a beating, complaining so much about her all at once? How unsatisfied with her was he…?
She was always the one who admitted defeat because Mr. Qin’s stamina was crazy good.
Who takes more than an hour to finish?
It felt endless…
Shouldn’t he be more considerate of those who finish in ten minutes?
Most importantly, she often woke up the next day feeling sore everywhere… Then, she would be forced to go to work all tired and listless.
“They’re just suggestions,” Mr. Qin responded arrogantly.
“Your suggestions are of little value… You’re better off not making them since you can’t have it both ways. I haven’t picked on you yet, so you can’t pick on me either.”
“What do I do that you’re not happy with? Tell me and we can talk about it,” Qin Chu asked, and Huo Mian immediately answered, “Sure, first, can you not take so long? Your stamina is too good, I can’t handle it.”
Qin Chu: “…”
“Second, you like hearing me moan? What a coincidence, I like hearing you moan as well. If I need to moan louder, then so do you. After all, we live in a gender-equal society, you can’t make me do anything without doing the same yourself.”
Qin Chu: “…”
“Third, it’s fine if you like my playboy bunny outfit, but you’ll have to dress up as Superman next time since I like that concept. I think it’ll spice up our sex life.”
Qin Chu: “…”
“Fourth, next time can we just do it once a night, rather than three or four times? We might be young, but according to Chinese medicine, too much sex is bad for you. Plus, medically speaking, overindulgence may result in erectile dysfunction, so you should really tone it down a notch, okay?”
Qin Chu: “…”
“Finally, don’t you dare tie me up with a belt again, or else I’m moving out immediately. You can go polish your rocket yourself, I’ll never do it with you again…”
Huo Mian still became angry whenever she thought back at Mr. Qin’s punishment the other day; that was the most severe physical torture she had ever suffered through.
Even a woman with Huo Mian’s willpower almost went crazy, thanks to Mr. Qin’s ordeal…
Therefore, she never wanted history to repeat itself…
After quietly sitting through Huo Mian’s rambling, Qin Chu glanced at her helplessly and asked, “Honey, can I take back what I said? You can take back what you said too, what do you think?”
“Hahaha…” Huo Mian immediately burst out laughing; Mr. Qin was so cute when he acted like a stubborn child.
Upon seeing them come in, the restaurant owner immediately made them two bowls of noodle soup.
Just then, Huo Mian, who was sitting by the door, unintentionally looked up to see Huo Siqian walking into the restaurant.
He was wearing a navy-blue casual dark jacket and walked right up to where Huo Mian and Qin Chu were sitting.
“Guys, can I borrow some of your time?” Huo Siqian asked with a smile, and Qin Chu and Huo Mian looked up at him in surprise… why was he here?