Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms Chapter 1412 - Go Eat Shit!

Chapter 1412: Go Eat Shit!

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
Things were extremely awkward!
“Pffft…”
The people tried to suppress their laughter, but some of them couldn’t hold back and cracked up.
A Northern Wilderness Ninth Young Lord! The beloved son of the Northern Wilderness overlord has premature ejaculation and erectile dysfunction!
How was that any different from an eunuch?
That was the most sensational, most scandalous news of the decade!
Wenren Muyue blushed, but there was a cheeky look in her eyes.
Dong Xiaowu and the others looked at each other, a suppressed smile on their faces.
“You are not allowed to laugh! None of you are allowed to laugh! I will kill whoever who laughs!”
Ximen Dingjun’s face had turned into a combination of green and red. He had never been so humiliated in his entire life.
“Don’t laugh! No one is allowed to laugh… Arghh!!”
Lu Changwei barked aloud, but before he could finish, he suddenly cried out in pain.
Smack!
Ximen Dingjun had sent a slap flying to his face. “How dare you talk! It didn’t need to be announced so publicly but you kept pushing for that kid to reveal it! You’ve humiliated me!”
“I… I didn’t know the kid was so skilled.”
Lu Changwei touched the cheek that had just been hit.
“How dare you try to make excuses!” Ximen Dingjun grinded his teeth. “Didn’t you say that you were going to eat shit on livestream? Go and do it now! Eat until you’re full before you come back!”
“I…” Lu Changwei stammered.
He had let those words roll off his tongue, and Ximen Dingjun actually remembered them!
Lu Changwei dared not sound a word of protest when he saw Ximen Dingjun’s fiery expression.
Miao Yiyue and the others laughed so hard they nearly toppled over.
When Lu Changwei fanned the flames, trying to worsen the situation for Chen Xiaobei, he was actually throwing a rock at his own feet, and unconsciously, at Ximen Dingjun’s feet as well!
The old bodyguard under disguise shot Lu Changwei an angry look.
“I… I will go now…”
Lu Changwei conceded, and then fled the scene faster than a bullet.
“Ninth Young Lord! What’s more important now is to cure your illness!” The old man whispered into Ximen Dingjun’s ear.
The young lord was very obedient to the old man. He turned to Chen Xiaobei and asked, “You can cure me of my illness?”
“Of course! If you believe me, I can prescribe a medicine for you tonight. I guarantee that it’ll be effective immediately!” Chen Xiaobei said.
“It will take effect immediately? Are you some sort of miracle doctor?” Ximen Dingjun furrowed his brows.
“Mr. Chen does deserve the title of miracle doctor!” Wenren Muyue piped up. “That one time, when he suppressed the illness in me, it took effect immediately! You should know that even the Temple doctors were unable to do that!”
Everyone was shocked at this revelation. Half a minute ago, they had all thought that Chen Xiaobei was just exagerrating. Now, they all finally believed that Chen Xiaobei was the real deal!
“Alright! Then please, Mr. Chen, help cure me! If I’m cured, I will make sure I’ll reward you handsomely!” Ximen Dingjun changed his tone and spoke respectfully to Chen Xiaobei.
There was a saying that went: you can offend anybody but you should not offend the people who have the power to heal!
Before a miracle doctor like Chen Xiaobei came along, even the arrogant Ximen Dingjun would have to put away his weapons!
“Mm, give me ten minutes. I’ll get the medication ready. Once I’m done, I’ll send it over to you immediately!”
Chen Xiaobei smiled. Everything seemed to be under his control.
“Alright! I’m giving you ten minutes!”
Ximen Dingjun gave his bodyguards a look and one of them followed Chen Xiaobei.
“Ninth Young Lord, this is a special secret formula. I can’t have people watching me while I do it!” Chen Xiaobei said. “Don’t worry. I’m very weak, so I won’t be able to run away!”
“Fine! Then please go ahead, Mr. Chen!”
Ximen Dingjun nodded. He just had to be patient and wait.
After that, the group dispersed.
Wenren Muyue and Dong Xiaowu went to Chen Xiaobei immediately.
“Mr. Chen! Can you really cure the Ninth Young Lord’s illness? That’s an incurable disease! Are you sure you can take care of it in just ten minutes?” Dong Xiaowu asked, his face a mixture of worry and curiosity.
“Yeah! There’s specialization in every industry! Mr. Chen, I know you were able to suppress Muyue’s illness, but this is premature ejaculation and erectile dysfunction! It’s not even in the same class!” Qin Luo added.
“I heard that this disease is incurable. The doctors and the hospitals who claimed they were able to do it are all liars.” Wei Ruilong sounded very suspicious.
“Everyone, please don’t worry yourself sick!” Wenren Muyue spoke before Chen Xiaobei had the chance to defend himself. “If Mr. Chen says he can, then he can! Let’s just wait and see the results!”
The others nodded. Wenren Muyue had never been one to stretch the truth. The fact that she vouched for Chen Xiaobei proved that Chen Xiaobei really was very skilled!
“Muyue…”
Miao Yiyue frowned. “Have you thought… if Mr. Chen’s medicine really works, you will be in grave danger!”
“Me? Why is that?” Wenren Muyue asked.
“There are no outsiders here so I’ll just speak frankly!” Miao Yiyue said. “The Ninth Young Lord is an eunuch now, but if Mr. Chen fixes him and makes him a man again, what do think will be the first thing he does?”
“Uh…” Wenren Muyue inhaled sharply.
The faces of the others quickly changed.
Anyone with a brain would understand what Miao Yiyue was trying to say. If Ximen Dingjun did get well, the first thing he would want to do was force Wenren Muyue to have sex with him.
That was why Wenren Muyue would be in serious danger.
“Don’t worry! I’m here. Muyue won’t be in danger!” Chen Xiaobei said.
Miao Yiyue immediately gave him a salute.
“I have always thought that my cultivation is way more powerful than Mr. Chen! But in a critical time like this, the best person to keep Muyue safe would be Mr. Chen! I hope Mr. Chen can deal with the Ninth Young Lord. You must protect Muyue!”
“You’re too kind, Master Wei! Elder Wenren has assigned me with the responsibility of protecting Lady Wenren.” Chen Xiaobei shrugged. “Everyone, please return to your tents to rest. If there’s too much noise tonight, just use cotton to block your ears!”
“Noise? Tonight? Why would it be noisy?” The group scratched their heads.
Chen Xiaobei merely smiled in response and left.
He found a private place, and took out a small bottle from the Infinite Space Ring. He weighed it in his hand. Inside was half a bottle of a curious solution.
“This alcohol is too good to waste on that pervert! It’ll be such a waste!”
Chen Xiaobei took the bottle to Ximen Dingjun’s tent with a smirk on his face.