Chapter 1033: A Dish
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
Xiao Tianquan: God Chen is back! Long time no see! š¤©
Bull Demon King: Hahaā¦Today is the Saturn Peach Feast, most of the deities are invited to the Heavenly Lake. I didnāt expect that God Chen would come here to spend time with us!
Chen Xiaobei: Iām no godā¦ Iām just an ordinary human being!
Diao Chan: Wow! Chen Xiaobei! You are known as the prodigy in this group. Not only you can write a good poem but also sing really well! Iām a big fan!
Chen Xiaobei: Hahahaā¦ Lady, I donāt deserve your compliment. Iām just a normal man. I was just lucky!
Lu Bu: Chen Xiaobei! How dare you flirt with my wife?! I will definitely fight you one-on-one after I become a deity!
Chen Xiaobei: I didnāt flirt with your wifeā¦ Whatās your current combat powerā¦ Letās talk about it firstā¦ā
Xiao Tianquan: God Chen. Just ignore himā¦ Heās one of those overprotective husbands! He wants to fight all those that talk to his wife! However, he still didnāt manage to turn into deity after training for hundreds of years!
Zhao Yun: Lu Bu, you better shut your mouth! Look at the time, I think Queen Mother and the rest of the deities are going to enter the group really soon! If you make her unhappy, I donāt think she will give you any Saturn Peaches!
Hou Yi: I have the latest news with me! Fellow deities have just toasted with Queen Mother. She mentioned that itās time to enter the group to celebrate the Saturn Peach Feast with everyone!
Chen Xiaobei: So, sheās coming right now! Iām really looking forward to it!
Goddess Chexia: Cough! Everyone, please stop chatting for a while! Letās put our hands together to welcome the Queen Mother and Jade Emperor!
Bull Demon King: Welcome! Welcome!
Diao Chan: Welcome! Welcome!
Xiao Tianquan: Welcome Queen Mother!
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Suddenly, the whole group became really joyful. After all, the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother were the rulers of heaven. If it was not because of the Red Envelope Group, none of them would have the opportunity to talk to them.
Jade Emperor: Thank you for the warm welcome! The star of the day is Queen Mother. Next, I will let her do the talking. I wonāt interrupt her anymore!
Queen Mother: Everyone is so friendly and kind here. I feel really warm and glad. For all the previous Saturn Peach Feast, I can only invite fellow deities to the Heavenly Lake to celebrate it with me. Now, with Red Envelope Group, I can finally celebrate with all the living being within the three realms! There are only a limited number of Saturn Peaches. Iām afraid I canāt give everyone one each here. Thatās why I will pick ten lucky winners from this group to receive the Saturn Peaches that I just plucked! There are a total of six 3,000-year-old Saturn Peaches, three 6,000-year-old Saturn Peaches, and one 9,000-year-old Saturn Peach!
Bull Demon King: Oh my lord! I thought there are only ten 3,000-year-old Saturn Peaches! I didnāt expect that you would give out 6,000-year-old Saturn Peaches and 9,000-year-old Saturn Peach! Have 32 likes from me!
Diao Chan: Queen Mother! Thatās really generous of you! We love you so much!
Lu Bu: I did not expect Queen Mothe to bring a 9,000-year-old Saturn Peach! I will be able to become a deity if I can get my hands on it!
Zhao Yun: With that 9,000-year-old Saturn Peach, I will be able to become a deity as well!
Xiao Tianquan: I donāt ask for too much. A 3,000-year-old Saturn Peach is good enough for me!
Goddess Chexia: I have heard that everyone has prepared something for the Queen Mother! However, there are too many members here. Itās not possible for Queen Mother to look at every single present! I need all of you to send the presents to me first! Or, you guys can send to Chenxia, Huangxia, Luxia, Qingxia, Lanxia, and Zixia as well! We will check first on all the presents first before reporting to the Queen Mother!
Bull Demon King: Nice! My present is ready! Let me send it now!
Diaochan: Mine is ready as well!
Zhao Yun: I really hope that the Queen Mother will like my present!
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Immediately, every single member sent their presents to the goddesses.
āLook at that. This is really competitive!ā Chen Xiaobei was startled.
Still, he was confident enough that he would be able to win the 9,000-year-old Saturn Peach. Immediately, Chen Xiaobei sent the Hundred Birds Flock to the Phoenix Sashimi to Goddess Zixia. After that, the Queen Mother said a few words in the group and the whole group became silent again.
Considering that there were tens of thousands of gifts; that was why they needed a longer time to check on all of them. Soon, someone in the group lost their patience.
Bull Demon King: Where is the Queen Mother? I donāt hear from her anymore! We are still waiting for the Saturn Peach!
Lu Bu: Tell me about it! Where are all the other deities?
Hou Yi: Coughā¦ I have the latest update here! Goddess Changāe has started her dance performance at Heavenly Lake! Queen Mother and all the other deities are enjoying her performance. It seems like they are not going to attend to us anytime soon!
Diao Chan: Anywayā¦ Howās your relationship between Changāe?
Hou Yi: Nothing much is going on. She stole the Divine Pill and now sheās one of the deities in heaven. And Iām still one of the spirits in the underworld realm! Itās pointless for me to hate her.
Xiao Tianquan: Coughā¦ Itās better not to mention the past! Letās talk about the present that we prepared for the Queen Mother! What did you guys give her? Do you think you can get at least one Saturn Peach?
Upon hearing that, Chen Xiaobei went and check on his cell phone immediately. As the saying goes, know the enemy and know yourself, and you can fight a hundred battles! Getting to know the present that everyone gave to Queen Mother would let him know his chance of getting the 9,000-year-old Saturn Peach!
Bull Demon King: Haha! I think the present that I prepared for the Queen Mother is the most valuable amongst all! I went into the Flaming Mountain and fought with a King Flaming Lizard for ten days and ten nights! After killing it, I took its Flaming Scale!
Xiao Tianquan: Damn! That is a really rare material!
Lu Bu: Thatās nothing! Chan Chan and I found a Divine Emerald in the underworld! After that, we went and look for Tiangong Xingjun to build a necklace from it. It costs us 99,998 merit points to craft it!
Xiao Tianquan: Heheheā¦ Lu Bu is really generous! I think that the necklace should be extremely beautiful!
Zhao Yun: Psst! That is not practical at all! The thing that I gave to the Queen Mother is a Spiritual Moonsaber! And the material that used to crat it is the ultra-rare Meteor Luna Crystal! Lastly, the one that craft this saber is Gan Jiang and Mo Ye!
Xiao Tianquan: Damn! I canāt believe that you manage to ask Gan Jiang and Mo Ye to craft this saber for you! Not even God Erlang could hire them to craft a weapon for him! Iām pretty sure all the soldiers and generals in heaven will feel extremely jealous that you have this saber with you!
Bull Demon King: Oh right! God Chen. What did you prepare for the Queen Mother? Tell us about it!
Chen Xiaobei: The gift that I gave to her cannot be compared with all the gift that you guys just prepared. Itās only a simple dish!