Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms Chapter 1034 - Who is Number One?

Chapter 1034: Who is Number One?

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
Bull Demon King: Huh? A dish? God Chen! You must be kidding with us!
Lu Bu: Chen Xiaobei, are you crazy? You are supposed to prepare something special for the Queen Mother! A dish is not special at all! This is really rude!
Zhao Yun: God Chen! You have balls of steel! I, Zhao Zilong can be considered as one of the bravest man ever alive! Not even I dare to do this to the Queen Mother! You are the man!
Xiao Tianquan: Brother, are you sure that you didn’t send the wrong thing to the Queen Mother?
Diao Chan: Little Bei Bei, it’s not too late to take back the item that you just sent out! You will be in deep trouble if you make our Queen Mother angry!
Chen Xiaobei: I did not send the wrong thing to her! The dish that I prepare for her is really delicious!
Lu Bu: You can continue to boast about it! A dish is a dish! I don’t think it can impress the Queen Mother! Not only the Queen Mother gets to eat the Saturn Peach, but the God of Cookery is also there to cook Earth and Heaven Imperial Feast for her!
Chen Xiaobei: Between the Earth and Heaven Imperial Feast and the Manhan Chu Imperial Feast, which one is better?
Bull Demon King: What kind of question is that? The Manhan Chu Imperial Feast is nothing! The Earth and Heaven Imperial Feast use the rarest Spiritual Vegetable, Fruits, and Meat! Besides, the God of Cookery can cook all the dishes flawlessly! Trust me! The Queen Mother has tried all kind delicacy in this world!
Xiao Tianquan: I can prove that Bull Demon King is right about it! After having the Heaven and Earth Imperial Feast, other delicacies are nothing to me!
Chen Xiaobei: Hehe… I think the Heaven and Earth Imperial Feast is nothing out of ordinary. The dish that I presented to the Queen Mother is the most delicious food in this world!
Lu Bu: You are really good at acting tough! Are you trying to say that your dish is better than the Heaven and Earth Imperial Feast? Do you really think we are all idiots here?
Zhao Yun: You have gone overboard!
Diao Chan: Perhaps God Chen is not interested in the Saturn Peach. That’s why he simply chose something to give to the Queen Mother.
Chen Xiaobei: I’m not interested in the Saturn Peach? I want to get my hand on the 9,000-year-old Saturn Peach!
Bull Demon King: God Chen, I think you are crazy! Do you really think that you can exchange a 9,000-year-old Saturn Peach with your dish? Dream on!
Lu Bu: As compared to your gift, the thing that you just sent to the Queen Mother is nothing! I think the seven goddesses will not even present it to the Queen Mother!
Chen Xiaobei: Hehe. Let’s make a bet!
Lu Bu: What do you want to bet?
Chen Xiaobei: If my dish manages to bring joy to the Queen Mother, you have to become my little brother! What do you think?
Lu Bu: Let’s do this! I will not lose no matter what! What If you lose in the bet?
Chen Xiaobei: Do whatever you want to me!
Lu Bu: If you lose, you have to give me…
Hou Yi: Latest update! Latest update! The Queen Mother just announced that there are way too many jewelleries over there! Those who gifted her with jewelry will be eliminated automatically.
Lu Bu: Ugh…🤮 How did that happen… The necklace that I gave her is completely wasted! I think I just threw 999,88 merit points down the drain!
Lu Bu was not the only one that felt sad in the group. There were hundreds and thousands of group members wailing as well. Clearly, most of them had given pieces of jewelry to the Queen Mother. In other words, it was not possible for them to receive the Saturn Peaches!
“Hahaha! Little Lu Bu! You are so dead this time…”
Chen Xiaobei looked at his cell phone and laughed at the same time.
He then said, “It’s really really important to have a good Sifu by my side!”
Earlier, the Prime of Tongtian did remind Chen Xiaobei not to give anything valuable to the Queen Mother because she had seen it all.
Chen Xiaobei: Little Lu Bu, from today onwards, you are my little brother!
Lu Bu: Psst! My necklace is eliminated but that doesn’t mean that your stupid dish will not be eliminated! It’s a tie for now!
Bull Demon King: That’s right! It’s not possible that the Queen Mother will like the thing that you just gave her! I think the Flaming King Lizard Armor will be chosen by the Queen Mother! It’s after all an extremely valuable item! Most importantly, Queen Mother has not received this kind of present before! I’m confident that I will be awarded with one Saturn Peach!
Hou Yi: Another latest news! Bull Demon King was reprimanded by the Queen Mother! She said that Bull Demon King had caused the area around the volcano experiencing earthquake after he fought with the monster! Thousands of lives perished! It’s a big sin!
Bull Demon King: This… This… This…
Hou Yi: The Queen Mother also mentioned that those that disrupt nature to acquire the things that they need will be eliminated automatically as well! The Queen Mother will not tolerate this kind of vile behavior!
Upon hearing that, there were around 10,000 members were eliminated this time.
“Hahahahaha! This is hilarious!”
Chen Xiaobei was laughing nonstop after he read the message. The Prime of Tongtian mentioned that the reason why Queen Mother wanted to gift the Saturn Peach to the members in Red Envelope Group was to have fun with everyone and showed that she actually cared about all the other living beings within the three realms!
If the Queen Mother gave Bull Demon King a Saturn Peach, that would mean she supported his vile behavior. By that time, a lot of people would lose faith in her. And others would do what Bull Demon King just did. More and more people would cause damage to nature. That was why Bull Demon King was eliminated!
Zhao Yun: Hahaha! Many members have just been eliminated! I think I can finally claim the 9,000-year-old Saturn Peach! The Spiritual Moonsaber is extremely valuable! The most important thing is Queen Mother doesn’t have this item! She has no one to choose but me!
Chen Xiaobei: Bro! Can you stop lying to yourself! I will obtain the grand prize!
Zhao Yun: You are really good at acting tough! Do you really think you can defeat me with a simple dish?!
Chen Xiaobei: Let’s make a bet then! If I win I want your photo with a signature on it!
Like most of the teenagers in China, Chen Xiaobei idolized Zhao Yun. During the Battle of Changban, Zhan Yun managed to eliminate around 10,000 Cao and Wei soldiers. The way he killed them was like how a reaper took someone’s life—swift! Chen Xiaobei would feel excited whenever he thought about it.
Zhao Yun! Let’s do it! I will give you my picture with signature on it if I lose the bet!
Hou Yi: It’s me again! The Queen Mother just said that she won’t accept any kind of weapons because they carry a bad omen!
Zhao Yun: Damn! No way! I’ve been eliminated!
Chen Xiaobei: Bro. To be honest, the present that you prepare for the Queen Mother is really decent! She would accept it gladly if today is not the Saturn Peach Feast!
Soon, tens of thousands of people started wailing again.
Hou Yi: Not many people left now. The ten winners will be announced soon!