Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms Chapter 171-180

Chapter 171: Overly Attached Elf

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
Yanwang: Oh my God! Do I really need to wait until next year?! Molds are going to grow inside my intestine! (Crying emoji)
God Erlang: Sob… Sob… I have no one to blame but myself! Even if God Chen sends a pile of shit inside the group, I will definitely snatch it!
“Haha… None of you guys support me earlier. Now, both of you have to experience how it feels like when someone slaps your face! This is awesome! Wahahaha…”
Chen laughed evilly while holding his phone.
Monkey King: Everyone! We should know what to do after eating God Chen’s mooncakes! I will start first! Let the Red Envelopes flood the group!
Ding!
[Monkey King has sent a Red Envelope to the group!]
“Haha! Monkey King is the best! Let me snatch it…”
Chen’s eyes were shining. However, he was rudely interrupted as he was getting ready to snatch a few Red Envelopes!
“Eh? Such big peach… I want to eat! I want to eat!”
Luo turned around all of a sudden and climbed on Chen. Her red lips came rushing at Chen.
“Erm…”
Chen was shocked. Luo’s lips landed on his lips. This lady must be dreaming about eating the juicy peach. She was treating Chen’s lips like a delicate peach. From her face, one could see that she was genuinely enjoying it.
“What the f*ck! I’m being forced to kiss this lady! Maybe she feels horny after she got drunk. Could it be… That she wants to take away my virginity!”
Chen had his eyes wide opened. He could not believe the things that were happening in front of him right now. But, the feeling on his lips was definitely real! It was so soft, tender and elastic. Chen could not hold himself back anymore. He extended his tongue and stretched out. Damn! It smelled good!
Finally, the beast inside Chen’s body was going to be released. If the time was right, Chen would unleash the beast on her. Luo’s body and face were so perfect. None of the men in this world would be able to hold themselves back when a woman like this seduced them.
At then, it was not the right time! There were tones of Red Envelopes pouring into the group!
“Damn it! I can’t take her and Red Envelope at the same time! What should I choose…?”
Chen felt like he lost a few million when he saw the Red Envelopes flying passed him. He then gritted his teeth and pushed Luo aside.
“After all, she is going to be my woman in the future! I can never miss any Red Envelope snatching session!”
Chen crossed his legs and sat down. Both of his hands started to tap on the screen at lightning speed to snatch Red Envelopes. However, Luo would not give up. She was just like a snake. She climbed on Chen’s back and rubbed on him. Her fiery red lips still wanted to eat more “peaches”.
“Stop fooling around!”
Chen gritted. He could not care less about this gorgeous creature. All he cared about was snatching Red Envelopes. He had entered Zen mode. There was absolutely nothing that could stop him! Even a monk could not be compared to his self-control towards lust.
Finally, Chen managed to snatch three Red Envelopes before the snatching session ended. That was the reward of giving up on the golden opportunity to make love with a gorgeous lady!
Ding!
[Congratulation! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Bai Wuchang! You have received a Bell of Dream Catcher! It has been stored in your treasure chest!]
Ding!
[Congratulation! You have snatched a Red Envelope from the Skeletal Queen! You have received a book called Muscle and Bone Shifting Technique. It has been stored in your treasure chest!]
Ding!
[Congratulation! You have snatched a Red Envelope from Qian Liyan. You have received three pieces of The Talisman of God’s Eyes! It has been stored in your treasure chest!]
“Haha! Triple kill! I’m pretty happy with the result!”
Chen smirked. He then realized that his face and neck were wet. It was caused by Luo’s relentless kissing.
“This woman is an Ice Demon Queen when she’s sober. And, now, she is like an overly attached elf when she’s drunk!”
Chen was laughing and crying at the same time.
“Let me check on the three previous items that I acquired earlier! Then, I will deal with you!”
Then, Chen opened his treasure chest.
Ding!
[The book, Bone and Sinew Tearing Grab; was created by the Skeletal Queen. It can be considered as a one-star skill! Do you want to withdraw it?]
“Only one-star? Sounds pretty useless to me. Even the Nutbuster is rated as a three-star skill!”
Chen sighed, “Anyway, I should try it before judging it! I will spare some time learning this skill later. It can be useful in some special circumstances!”
Ding!
[The Talisman of God’s Eyes; a talisman handcrafted by Qian Liyan. It allows you to peek at any location that you wish after using it! The duration of the effect is one minute! Do you want to withdraw it?]
“Not bad! This is quite good!”
All of a sudden, a lightbulb appeared on the top of Chen’s head.
“If I can peek at any location that I wish! I’m supposed I can peek in Lan’s bathroom after using the talisman! Hehehe…”
Ding!
[The Bell of Dream Catcher; an item that is created by the Bai Wuchang. Use it on an unconscious person to make the person tell you their secrets. Do you want to withdraw it?]
“Damn! This is even more powerful!”
Chen was getting really excited.
“If the richest person in this world is knocked unconscious by me, then, I will be able to make him tell me the password to his bank account! I’m getting all excited just thinking about it! Wahahaha…I must try it when I have the opportunity!”
Chen tossed his cellphone aside and pushed Luo down to the bed.
“Little Elf! You have been seducing me all night long! Now, it’s my time to work on you!”
Chen put on an evil smile. He actually looked kind of disgusting.
A “well-functioning” man will never be able to resist a woman like this! The “beast” inside Chen’s body was on the verge of blowing up!
“No… I don’t want to consume the Heart Burning Pill… I don’t want to do anything bad anymore! Don’t force me… Go away… Pain… It hurts so much…”
Luo’s good dream of eating peaches turned into a nightmare all of a sudden. Her beautiful face was twisted in agony. Both of her hands were moving non-stop. It was like she was trying to stop something or someone from approaching her.
“Heart Burning Pill? Bad things?”
Chen was shocked. He frowned and said, “Maybe these things have something to do with her chest pain. What the hell is going on?”
He could still remember Luo having an episode of chest pain in front of the university gate. Chen also found a bottle of black pills inside her bag. That incident and her sleep talking seemed to be connected!
“Right! I can try to use the Bell of Dream Catcher on her! Although she has a bad temper, she’s still a nice lady! I should help her!”
After Chen made up his mind, he opened up his treasure chest and took out the Bell of Dream Catcher.
A black metal hand bell appeared on Chen’s hand after the flash.
The end of the handle was a skull. And, there were some unrecognizable ancient characters crafted on the bell itself.
*Ring…*
Chen rung the bell without any hesitation. The crystal clear sound did not affect Chen but had a huge impact on Luo.
“Er…”
The sound of pain resonated the room. Luo then became quiet.
Her body was lying on the bed straight. It looked stiff. Her body was comparable to the dead bodies in coffins. She looked far from alive.
“Luo Puti!”
Chen was shocked.
Translator’s note
1. Bai Wuchang- A deity in Chinese folk religion who is in charge of escorting the spirits of the dead to the Underworld.Comments (30)Morvian

eh?~ is she slave whore who got raped and tortured countless times by her higher up?~ well chen will unleash his wrath then later, but what happened with that bell? fake? hopefully its just side effect that didn’t harm her~ MOAR SECT GIVING THEIR THANKS FOR NEW CHAPTER~ BUT WE’RE PEOPLE GREEDY PEOPLE WHO HAVE THICK SKIN SO WE NEED MOAR!!!!!!!!!!~ MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA~Asura_

Thanks for the chapter ! 🙂 ☯☯☯☯☯☯☯☯☯ 6 9 ☯☯☯☯☯☯☯☯☯ ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ I, ASURA, am the best…vabrasanu

should you acupuncture her first before you ring the bellVIEW ALL COMMENTSRate this chapterVote with Power StoneChapter 172: The Best Man of The Century!

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
“I’m here…”
Luo answered softly.
Her voice sounded cold and robotic. There was no emotion at all.
“Wow! I can’t believe that she still can answer me when she’s unconscious.”
Chen was stunned at first. Then, he sighed in relief, “Seems like the Dreamcatcher’s Bell is working, after all. I thought something bad happened to her…”
The Dreamcatcher’s Bell allows one to extract secrets from someone unconscious.
Chen thought and asked, “What is Heart Burning Pill?”
“Heart Burning Pill is created by the Poseidon. Those who are poisoned must consume this pill every day. If one does not consume the pill within twenty-four hours. The person’s internal organs will rot away.”
Luo answered mechanically.
“Who is the Poseidon? Is he the one who forced you to do all those bad stuff?” Chen asked.
“I don’t know the true identity of the Poseidon as well. Normally, he will pass down the mission to our chief inspector. Then, our chief inspector will ask us to execute the strictly black-op missions.” Luo said.
“Us?”
Chen was shocked.
“Could it be, that the whole Six Door Organization is controlled by this Poseidon?”
“Not really. The Poseidon only lays his hands on certain people in the Six Door Organization. All these people are pretty similar in some way. They have something to hold onto, thus, they will never take their own lives. We have no choice but to be controlled by him…” Luo said.
Chen’s face turned even more serious when he heard Luo’s secret.
In other words, if there’s nothing for Luo to hold onto, she would have chosen to kill herself to free herself from the control of the Poseidon. It seems that this Poseidon is more horrifying than I thought. Not so many people in this world would have the power to lay their hands on the Six Door Organization. And, he is one of them. It definitely looks like he is planning some kind of evil plan. Unfortunately, Luo has no idea about it at all.
“Oh right! Why did you come to Green Vine City?”
Chen was not dumb at all. He managed to deduce that Luo coming here to investigate the jewellery robbery case was just a cover. The task given by the Poseidon is the real purpose that she travelled to Green Vine City.
“I come to Green Vine City to seek for an orphaned child of an important person.” Luo said.
“Orphan?”
Chen was shocked.
Then, he asked casually, “Could it be me?”
“Not you. I still have to investigate more to know more about this task.” Luo said.
“Then, why do you always go against me when the target is not me!” Chen pouted and asked unhappily.
“Because you are a mean bastard! A moron! A lustful bastard! You slapped my *ss! Also, you pinched my boobies! No one has ever done that to me before! I hate you! This is why I choose to go against you!”
Luo’ voice still sounded cold and didn’t carry any emotions at all.
She was still unconscious. Thus, those were all her honest thoughts.
*Puhhh…*
Chen heard that and he almost vomited blood.
Then, he asked disgruntledly, “Are there no good traits about me that you can think of?”
“Of course, you possess some good traits that I like. You treat your parents really well. Also, you are such a loyal friend. Other than that, you look really handsome. You have a good body as well. Not just that, you actually know the art of healing and you are quite business-minded. Most importantly, the peaches that you plant taste really good!”
Luo spent quite some time to compliment Chen. Chen was so happy when he heard about it.
“Wahaha…I can’t believe that the Ice Demon Queen thinks so highly of me! I am the best man of this century! If I’m a woman, I will definitely fall in love with me!”
Chen will not be this happy and excited if it was another woman complimenting him. It was so hard for woman like Ice Demon Queen to compliment a man. This is why Chen felt a sense of accomplishment.
“Erm…I think I got the answers for everything that I need to know. Let’s deactivate this Dreamcatcher’s Bell.”
Chen calmed himself down and freed Luo from the spell of the Dreamcatcher’s Bell.
*Ring…*
*Ring…*
Luo’s body completely loosened up when the bell rang.
“Don’t come near me…I don’t want to eat the Burning Heart Pill…No…Go away from me…”
The nightmare continued to torment Luo.
“This doesn’t look good! I need to make her sober.”
Chen’s inner beast finally calmed down after the incident that happened just now. All those lustful thoughts were gone. He thought for a while. Then, he decided to send a text message to Chang’e.
Chen: Sister Chang’e, my friend is completely drunk from Osmanthus Honey! She is acting like a lunatic! What should I do?
Chang’e: God Chen, you are so dumb! Have you forgotten then Seven Treasury Fragrant Pouch that I gave to you earlier? (Laughs secretly)
Chen: Haha! I remember it! Thank you Chang’e, for your reminder! I’m gonna head back to take care of my friend! Talk soon!
Chen put down his cellphone and took out the Seven Treasury Fragrant Pouch from his shirt. Then, he let Luo catch a whiff of the pouch. After that, Luo finally calmed down. Then, she fell into a deep sleep.
*Fuhhh…*
Chen sighed in relief. He covered her with a blanket before he left the room.
“Xiaobei…What are you doing upstairs for so long? It has almost been an hour. Lin Nan and I have almost finished drinking the alcohol…”
Chen’s dad was holding the cup in is hand. He was stunned before he could finish his sentence. Lin Xiang had her eyes wide opened as well. Then, her face turned red.
Chen’s mom was stunned at first as well.
Then, she smiled and said, “Xiaobei…It seems like you have been working out upstairs! Come! Let’s have some food! You must be really tired! Eat more!”
“Working out? What kind of workout?
Chen was puzzled. He still couldn’t figure out what the hell just happened.
“Brother-in-law! I really idolize you!” Lin Nan stare at Chen with his wide opened eyes and gave Chen a thumb up.
“What is wrong with you guys? I have no idea what is going on now…”
“Brother-in-law, stop acting dumb. We are not blind.”
Lin Nan put on a frivolous look and smiled evilly, “Not bad at all! You could last for a full hour!”
Chen frowned. He quickly understood what Lin Nan was trying to say. Chen is just as dirty as Lin Nan.
“What the hell are you guys thinking about? I have not done anything at all…”Chen tried his best to get them off the topic.
“My son, we are family. There’s nothing to be shy about.” Chen’s mom laughed.
“I swear to God! I’m innocent!”
Chen was going to cry. He will not be afraid to admit to it if he has really done it. The thing is, he really didn’t do anything with Luo at all.
“Xiang Xiang, even you don’t believe me as well?” Chen was getting really nervous.
“Nope…” The good girl, Lin Xiang shook her head without any hesitation.
“Dad! Even you don’t believe in me as well?” Chen looked at his dad pitifully.
*Cough*
*Cough*
“You should have at least clean your face if you want us to believe you.” Chen’s dad said.
“Wash…Face…?”
Chen looked at himself in the mirror. He was so shocked, as if he just struck by lightning. His face was full of red lipstick marks. It’s not possible for anyone to believe a word he says now.Comments (54)DescentOfTheWarGod

ngakakKenJustKen

** Even Luo Puti KNOWS what a moron Chen Xiaobei is. He could explain that she was super drunk, and explain her dream at least the ****** parts, that caused the kisses, then say he spent a ‘moment’ (without saying how long) on his phone about treasures. Add that some may help his business.. ALL TRUE 😉 As long as he doesn’t pause to let anyone reply or think too much, until he’s given enough info to prove and distract, he’d be okay. BUT, as Luo Puti stated, HE IS ‘A MORON’ so of course he didn’t even partly explain right. Chen Xiaobei didn’t even ask WHO OR WHAT is the reason Puti is choosing to stay alive. After all, she TOLD him that everyone given the pill had a reason to NOT suicide, yet Xiaobei (the human, not the pet), still didn’t THINK to ask her what her reason for living was! — guesses: someone in her life? child, parent, lover naw, or perhaps wanting to live until she can get revenge. She may have some sort of belief such as religion or extreme honor that made her unable to kill herself or allow herself to die/be killed. Time will tell. heck, why doesn’t he get help from the gods/demons/etc to both find out who is behind this, and get her and others, cured!Morvian

MOAR SECT GIVING THEIR THANKS FOR NEW CHAPTER~ BUT WE’RE PEOPLE GREEDY PEOPLE WHO HAVE THICK SKIN SO WE NEED MOAR!!!!!!!!!!~ MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA~VIEW ALL COMMENTSRate this chapterVote with Power StoneChapter 173: Xiaoyao’s Foundation

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
“Ninety-seven… Ninety-eight… Ninety-nine!!!”
Chen was looking in the mirror inside the toilet. He counted all the red lips marks left by Luo on his face. It was all over his face and neck. Only idiots would believe in his claims earlier.
“Man… They are totally wrong about me! I should have just do it with her now since everyone thinks I already had sex with her!”
Chen was sad and angry at the same time. He then washed off the red lips marks from his face and neck properly.
“They will definitely laugh at me again if I go out now. Let me learn a thing or two about the book of Muscle and Bone Shifting Technique.”
He sat on the toilet bowl and took out the book from his treasure chest. He read and learned at the same time. Seemed like the Skeletal Queen possesses quite some knowledge about bones and muscles.
Chen was getting more and more interested in the human body while reading the book.
“So, this is a one-star skill. But, it’s rather unique! The written knowledge about bone and muscle in this book is exactly the opposite of the naprapathic approach that was recorded in The King of Medicine’s Journal!”
With the help of Scholar Heart, Chen managed to learn everything in a short period of time. All of a sudden, he had a bold thought in his mind, realizing the King of Medicine’s Journal could contribute to this.
“If I manage to combine both skills together; the effect will be beyond awesome! Hehehe…”
The end product would be his unique skill when he successfully combines medicinal skill and martial arts together! Chen got really excited just thinking about it. He finally managed to come out with this new skill after staying in the toilet for an hour. He named the skill as Bone and Muscle Shifting Technique.
“Damn… My new skill sounds so awesome! I should try it on a lab rat as soon as possible! Wahaha…” Chen put on his evil laugh and he really looked forward to trying it.
He then put the book back into his treasure chest before leaving the toilet. At the same time, Luo woke up as well. She came down, and everyone started to stare at her with funny looks. She felt really uncomfortable about it. She was drunk earlier. So, a few minutes later, she decided to leave the premises to avoid further awkwardness. It was getting kind of late. Lin Xiang wanted to head home as well.
They said goodbye to Chen’s parents before they left. Chen then drove them home personally.
The second day, Chen received a phone call from Xiaoyao early in the morning. She wanted to meet Chen. It had something to do with the donation matter. Well, Chen wanted to get over this matter as soon as possible as well. Firstly, he got to fulfill the promise that he made earlier. Secondly, he got to accumulate more merit points to help Xiangyu to get a new body.
So, both of them agreed to meet at one of the cafes at the center of the city. Murong Xiaoyao was really concerned about this matter. She waited at the cafe for quite some time before Chen arrived. That day, she wore a light yellow short sleeved t-shirt with the combination of a pair of black mini short pants. She did not apply any makeup on her face. The lack of makeup only made her young and energetic appearance stand out even more.
As an experienced guy with leg fetish, Chen was deeply attracted by Xiaoyao’s fair and long legs when he arrived at the cafe.
“I really hate this guy. He can be really mean sometimes. Also, he is a lustful bastard!”
Xiaoyao stared and Chen and felt regret wearing the black mini short pants because Chen got to enjoy the magnificent view of her legs.
“Those pair of legs are magnificent. Unfortunately, the size of the breasts is kinda small! Don’t you worry! I’m not interested in you at all!” Chen shrugged and sat right across Xiaoyao.
“What did you just say?! I dare you to repeat it again! I will slap you like a bitch!”
Xiaoyao was so angry that she stomped on the ground. She looked like a fierce mini lioness.
“I’m not here to fight with you today.”
Chen raised his eyebrows and said calmly, “We look for some other time to fight if that’s your wish. We shall see whether you manage to slap me like a bitch or if I manage to slap your butt non-stop!”
Chen would not dare to say something like this if he was still the old him. With the help of God of War’s Body Strengthening Pill, Chen’s combat power would reach three thousand by the afternoon! That was why he was not afraid to have a fight with Xiaoyao at all.
“Remember what you said! I will make you beg me to let you go when you lose the fight!” Xiaoyao tightened her fist and agree to fight with Chen some other time. According to her, she’s a woman at the later phase of physical stage. Her combat power was three thousand. Defeating Chen would be as easy as pie. However, she never would have known that Chen’s combat power had improved by heaps and droves in a short period of time. Things would not go as she expected if they really fought.
“Cut the crap. Let’s talk about the matter that we are supposed to talk today! I’m a busy man!” Chen said impatiently.
Xiaoyao knew the fact that business is business.
“I’ll get right on it. I want you to set up a charity foundation,” Xiaoyao said seriously.
Chen was stunned at first. Then, he shook his head and said, “All I want to do is donate the money that I promised earlier. I have no interest in doing other things.”
“Men without common sense are simply horrifying! Do you really think that you are doing charity by just donating the huge sum of money that you promised earlier?”
“You are going to donate thirty-one million! Do you even know where the money will go? How long does it take to finish spending the money? How do you know if the money will be used wisely? Lastly, how do you know your money will actually help the people who need it?”
“This…”
Chen was speechless when he heard Xiaoyao’s questions. Actually, he had been planning to donate all the money to the Red Cross Society and wait for the merit points to increase on its own. At then, he knew that things were not as simple as he thought after hearing Xiaoyao’s concerns. If the money failed to help the people that were in need, then, the amount of merit points that he owned now would stay the same.
“Once you set up a charity foundation, all the money that you donate will go to the right places. You can follow up with it easily. This is how you make sure that your money is being spent wisely.” Xiaoyao said seriously.
“The most important thing is, you will be able to accept donations from others once you set up your charity foundation. This charity has to go on, and it will become bigger and better in the future! It is not a one-off matter!”
“When you become the president of Xiaoyao charity foundation, and I will become the vice president of this foundation. Our status in society will rise up even further. Right?”
Xiaoyao smiled proudly after she finished talking.
“Hold on… Why is the foundation is under your name? Since when did I agree to make you the vice president of my charity foundation?”
Chen had a headache. All this important and pressing matters had been decided by Xiaoyao alone. She didn’t even get his consent.
“I don’t care! It’s my idea of setting up the charity foundation! Of course, it has to carry my name! My family donated fifteen million during the charity dinner. This makes me one of the biggest shareholders of this charity foundation! This is why I’m totally qualified to become the vice president of this foundation!” Xiaoyao said brazenly.
“What the hell is a charity dinner?”
Chen was shocked. Sweat started to roll down his forehead.
“Nowadays, donating money based on emotion is really something.”Comments (51)Morvian

still dislike this xioyao, give back time screen to lin xiang~Avaricious

We’ll have you ever heard. Long female legs is better justiceCatFacingTheWind

Chen my friend have you ever hear that small breast is justice *grin*.VIEW ALL COMMENTSRate this chapterVote with Power StoneChapter 174: Guess How Sm I Going To Strike You?

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
“We’ll talk about the charity dinner later. What matters now is that this is all settled. Once I’ve contacted the relevant departments, we’ll set up the foundation officially. Right now, I have some things to attend to, so I’ll make a move first!” said Xiaoyao cheerily.
She reached for her purse, stood up and left.
Chen was little taken aback but this woman’s idea seemed entirely feasible. Anyway, Chen himself was ready to commit to the Charity foundation in the long term.
After all, there’s no downside to setting up a foundation.
Chen did not stay to have a long leisurely sip of his coffee but left immediately.
“Oh?” once he stepped out the door, Chen felt a sudden chill running down his back as if he was being watched.
When it came to spying, Chen was the expert!
Chen activated his Golden Gaze Fiery Eyes.
Through the corner of the wall, he could see a group of hooligans, peering at him suspiciously.
Leading them was someone Chen had once beaten to a pulp, Xiao Jianzhong.
After the incident that night at the North Mountain mansion, Xiao Family was wholly cut off from Mu Rongtian; the reliable mountain, and so had lost many businesses.
Of course, the Xiao Family despised Chen.
Chen was not surprised at all that they had come to have their revenge.
“Hehe! This group of clowns picked the right day — I was just thinking about trying out the latest invention; Muscle and Bone Shifting Technique, and here they are, signing themselves up to be my lab rats. What a compliant bunch!” Chen grinned.
He walked towards the car park nonchalantly, as if he didn’t know about their plans.
“This is our chance! Hurry! Follow him!”
On the other side, Xiao was frantically giving orders.
Flanking him were six bodyguards dressed in black suits and sunglasses.
Chen wanted to lure them, so he sauntered. Sure enough, once he set foot in the parking lot, he was immediately surrounded.
“Hehe! You piece of shit! You are dead meat!” a stun baton in his hand, and a smirk on his arrogant face, Xiao said, “We could not touch you in the streets of the city center, but here, we can torment you as we please!”
As he spoke, he flicked the button on the baton excitedly.
Sparks burst from it with a loud, intimidating ‘ZAP’.
The bodyguards also came prepared. Each of them pulled out a stun baton from their belts, eyeing Chen.
“Hehe, so this group of men uses electric massage sticks?” Chen laughed mockingly.
“You blind dog! These are not for massaging!” Xiao’s face darkened. He barked, “These are high-voltage stun batons, imported from Germany! Once it touches your body, it will suck the life out of you!”
“Ooh, is that so? Now, I have a go at it.” Chen snickered, “But, of course, it would be me using them on you! Hm… where should I aim it? How about your assholes?”
“F*ck you!” Xiao got all worked up and barked, “There are seven of us and only one of you! Who do you think would be doing the tasing?”
“Hehe, I don’t see seven men, more like seven rotten chicken eggs.” Chen then raised his hand and did a come-hither gesture with his fingers, “If you want to fight, hurry up and get it over with. I’m a busy guy, you know.”
“F*ck you! I’ll kill you with my own hands!” Xiao waved his arm and yelled, “Attack! Electrocute him until he becomes a pile of dog sh*t! When we’re done, we’ll go to the brothel! My treat!”
“That sounds great! Well, let’s thank you first, boss! Haha…” hearing this, the six bodyguards wore a look excitement on their faces. They raised their batons and charged towards Chen, encircling him.
“Whoosh!” one of the bodyguards had already begun his assault. He thrust the sparking baton at Chen’s chest.
“So damn slow.” The corners of Chen’s mouth raised up, and a ray of blinding light shot out from the depths of his eyes.
Chen clamped onto the bodyguard’s arm. He then employed the Muscle and Bone Shifting Technique move and twisted the bodyguard’s arm swiftly with a nice, crisp “Crack!”.
In the meantime, Chen has also taken hold of the bodyguard’s stun baton.
“Argh! My arm… My arm has gone backward!” the bodyguard howled miserably. His face was twisted in distress. His palm had gone from facing inwards to facing outwards. The worst part was the constant, sharp, stabbing pain, deep in his bones.
For a moment, the rest of the group were all stunned.
Before they came to, Chen had already gone to their backs.
“Destroy the dragon nest!”
“Puff!” Chen had shoved the thick, black stun gun deep into the bodyguards’ ass.
“Ah f*ck! … Ww…!” The bodyguard wailed before falling flat, face down, on the ground.
An exploding pain shot up his anus, causing his face to run a deep shade of green.
Unable to move his right hand, the bodyguard used his left hand and whatever energy he had left desperately trying to remove the electric baton.
“Crrrraaaack!”
At lightning speed, Chen employed the Muscle and Bone Shifting Technique again. He seized the bodyguard’s fingers. A twist and shove.
In the next second, everyone’s eyeballs nearly fell out of their socket.
“Ouch…” followed by a disturbing scream… All of the bodyguard’s fingers were bent backward!
They were all right in the middle of the back of his hand!
His hand is now twisted in weird, painful angles.
“What… What’s going on?” They were all shaken up.
In their line of work, they have all witnessed broken arms and legs.
But this… This… Whatever this – joints twisted and distorted in unimaginable forms before their eyes… They had never seen something like this.
Shocking!
*Crack!*
*Crack!*
*Crack!*
While they all stood there, flummoxed, Chen did not stop.
He had already activated his speed demon mode!
He flitted between the bodyguards like a ghost.
There was a series of joint twisting sounds – and by the end of it, the five remaining bodyguards all had some sort of bone-deformation on their bodies.
One of them had his arm twisted permanently behind his back like a chicken wing.
The other one’s elbow was bent in the opposite direction.
Another one’s neck was twisted at a hundred-and-eighty-degree angle. His face was facing his back!
…
The five unlucky bastards were like robots, structured to whatever Chen desire them to be.
“Robots need to be powered by electricity, don’t they?” Chen chuckled and in one swift move, plunged the stun baton up into their anuses.
“Oh my god… I must be having a nightmare…” Seeing his bodyguards strewn on the floor, howling in pain, Xiao’s anus tensed, and his face turned as white as a sheet of paper.
“Can you guess how will I strike you?” Chen sniggered, allowing his gaze to sweep maliciously across one particular part of Xiao’s body.Comments (61)Tsukai

Somehow I feel really bad for themThoth0

My ass hurts reading thisVoidSage

There is an error in the titleVIEW ALL COMMENTSRate this chapterVote with Power StoneChapter 175: A Grown Man Grows A New Tail!

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
“No! Don’t come over… Motherf*cker…!” Xiao was only seconds away from wetting his pants. He knew that Chen could be unspeakably barbarous… He twisted a man’s head at a hundred-and-eighty-degree angle! And the man is still not dead!
If it were you, wouldn’t you be shitting your pants?
“Shut the f*ck up!” Chen approached him, reached out with both hands and held on to Xiao’s shoulders.
He stamped his feet firmly on Xiao’s feet, locking them in place.
And then with a violent twist…
“Creeeeeak!”
The sound was crisp and clean. Xiao was standing with his spine twisted at a one-hundred-degree angle.
That meant that… Xiao’s anus is now at the front of his body!
And his penis was now at the back of his body like a small tail!
“Ah… Ah!!! What the hell?” Xiao’s eyes bulged from his head, and his mouth was wide open (you could fit a fist in it) – he looked like a toad that had just been stepped on.
This is something really crazy.
“He… He… He…” Chen cracked up, nodding his head approvingly, “Not bad, not bad at all! This skill that I just invented really is something else!”
“You son of a bitch! What the hell did you do to me?” Xiao yelled hysterically.
With his body bent like that, he had no idea how to even walk!
“Wow, you are quite a man. Even at a moment like this, you still refuse to beg for mercy?” Chen asked, raising his brows. Then with one swift move, he grabbed the baton from Xiao.
“Let me destroy the dragon’s nest from the opposite direction!”
The previous attacks were from behind. Chen then attacked his front after he made up his mind.
*Puff!*
A familiar exploding sound resonated.
The German-imported high voltage electric baton went into his anus.
At then…
Not only does he had a little tail behind him, Xiao also had a huge stick at the front of his body.
“Aaaaarghh… Argggghhh…” Xiao was close to tears. His desolate screams were even more disturbing than that of a swine being slaughtered.
“What are you screaming for? The show hasn’t even started!” Chen grinned, eyeing the switch on the baton.
“No… No… Please don’t…” Xiao’s pupils contracted, his knees grew weak, and body trembled.
That exploding pain had already caused his soul to tremble… And to top that with the high voltage electricity…
OH MY GOD!
That would not be fun to watch!
Xiao shriveled in this unspeakable terror.
He had no control over the little tail behind his body, and behold; golden liquid poured out!
He pissed his pants!
“I’m a very reasonable person. I will treat you the way you treat me!” of course, Chen will not let him go so easily. Chen reached for the switch, unsympathetically.
*Rizzz…*
*Rizzz…*
*Rizzz…*
The raging current surged into the center of Xiao’s anus.
“Oww… Urgh… Arghhh…”
The blue current leaped up his body. Xiao’s eyes rolled, his hair stood straight up, and he was foaming at the mouth.
After a while, there was an acrid stink in the air.
“F*ck! Didn’t you clean your ass? Blarh, it smells like baked shit… I need some fresh air!”
Chen pinched his nose and walked away.
…
Back at home.
After he had his lunch, Chen’s combat power reached three thousand quickly and smoothly.
Just as Chen was about to take his God of War Straightening Pill, a prompt popped out of the treasure chest.
Ding!
[Your cultivation has reached the pinnacle stage of physical phase. The pill would be ineffective, would you still like to withdraw them?]
“No way! There’s a limit for cultivation? So what now? How can I continue to increase my combat power without putting any effort into it?”
That was such a pain in the ass for Chen.
His combat power had already reached the limit. The three leftover God of War Strengthening Pills would be completely wasted.
How could Chen not be upset?
But when he thought about it: Uncle Qin, Uncle Feng, and Murong Xiaoyao were the kind of elites with three thousand combat power as well.
“Hmm… It seems that once it reaches the pinnacle phase of physical stage, everyone will have to face the same obstruction. To further enhance my strength would mean that I have to go through cultivation breakthrough, and become a dominator like Murong Tian!”
Chen quickly calculated and quickly figured out the essential elements.
“If that is so, I will keep the remaining pills for the moment, and we’ll see if there’s anyone worthy to be trained under me.” Chen had made a right decision.
Those three pills could cause a person’s combat power to increase to one-thousand and five-hundred combat power within three days.
He liked the idea of having someone like that under his wing.
“Right, next, I will need to figure out how to complete my cultivation breakthrough. This won’t be easy.” Chen thought for a while and then said, “I’m actually quite powerful right now. Basically, I can do whatever I like in Green Vine City, and no one will be able to stop me! I think I will look for my Sifu to teach to do the cultivation breakthrough when I’m free.
With a small task ahead of him, Chen relaxed a little.
He took up his phone and looked inside the treasure chest.
Since the murder on the mid-autumn night, there was an increase of items in his possession.
At that time, he had two Monkey Fur of Prosperity, one Heavenly Dog Biscuit, a bowl of Mengpo soup, three hundred and sixty eight bottled of Potion of Hundred Herbs, one Pill of Hundred Herbs, three God of War Straightening Pills , one sack of Heavenly Fertilizer , ten sack of Spirit Beast Pet Food, and three God’ Eyes Talisman.
These were the items that would disappear after a single usage.
He also had some permanent items: one Heavenly Smithing Furnace, a Dream Catcher’s Bell, a Nightstalker’s Outfit, different kind of scrolls, medicinal book, Zoolingualism dictionary and many more.
Not to forget those inside Chen’s body; Netherspirit Battlescouter, Golden Gaze Fiery Eyes, Flame of Transmogrifying and Chaos Sword Essence.
Little by little, unknowingly, Chen already had a vault full of magical items.
Chen felt really satisfied and happy just by looking at his huge collection.
Suddenly, Chen wrinkled his brow, “Urgh… These corpses. I really need to do something about them.”
There were still quite some corpses in his treasure chest.
From the earlier Killer Bee to the latest killing of Wen Tiandou and his gang, there was at least twenty to thirty corpses in his treasure chest.
He could not keep them any longer.
“I got it!” Chen’s eyes shone, “In the book of Secret of Million Poisons, there’s a powerful poison that can be used to dissolve bodies. It could cause a body to disappear in a short time.”
At this, Chen quickly drove out to the market that sold different kinds of herbs and bought the ingredients that needed to make the body dissolving poison.
Once he got back, he wasted no time and immediately start to mix the poison.
He had a quick dinner after that and then stayed up until the next morning.
In the meantime, outside a deluxe ward in the Green Vine city hospital, Xiao Zhe was lashing out in madness, “Useless! You are a bunch of useless doctors! My son has been here for more than ten hours! And now you tell me that he cannot be cured? F*CK…%*#￥@*”Comments (45)ImYoona

i would be shocked if ur son could be cured…lolMorvian

MOAR SECT GIVING THEIR THANKS FOR NEW CHAPTER~ BUT WE’RE GREEDY PEOPLE WHO HAVE THICK SKIN SO WE NEED MOAR!!!!!!!!!!~ MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA~lilyla19

How does a normal doctor cures something like this without kill the patient!VIEW ALL COMMENTSRate this chapterVote with Power StoneChapter 176: Eat And Shit At The Same Time!

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
“Calm down Boss Xiao… Calm down…” a doctor in a large white coat stood next to him, nodding at Xiaoji, trying to still him, “Your son’s injury is too unusual. All the orthopedic specialists have met for the diagnosis. They’ve resorted to every means possible but there’s nothing we can do.”
“Shut up! I don’t want to hear all that crap! If you don’t cure my son today, I will..!” Xiao barked, “Don’t you think I ‘m kidding with you! My brother is the leader of Black Tiger Gang on the south side of the city! If you can’t restore my son, you are dead meat!”
“No no no… Please don’t be mad… Boss Xiao… Our dean has been trying to find a cure. Surely your son will be healed!” the doctor quickly assured the angry man.
“What cure? Tell me! Don’t keep me guessing!” Xiao said impatiently.
“It’s like that. The orthopedic prodigy from the Dragon City is at Green Vine City right now. Our dean is trying to contact him. If everything goes smooth, he will be coming to our hospital to diagnose and treat your son!” The doctor said hurriedly.
“Fong Tingshou?”
Hearing this, Xiao beamed with joy, “Are you talking about that famous orthopedic specialist in our country; Fong Tingshou; Elder Fong?”
“Yes! That’s him!” the doctor nodded fervently.
“Hahaha! That’s great! With Elder Fong’s help, my son’s lumbar will surely recover!” Xiao smiled from ear to ear, the lump in his throat went away, and he could breathe again.
“But Boss Xiao… There’s one more thing…” the doctor swallowed hard, “Your son… His anus is burnt because of the high voltage current…”
The smile on Xiao’s face a second ago sunk faster than you can say, Jack Robinson. He said in a cold, dejected voice, “I knew that, have you figured out how to fix that?”
“There is only one way – that is to completely cut off the burnt area…” said the doctor.
Although Xiao was not happy to hear that, he knew that, logically, burnt flesh could not be salvaged. It can only be cut off. He had to accept the fact.
So, he asked reluctantly, “What will happen to him after you cut it off?”
“It won’t affect him too much.” Seeing that Xiao’s anger has dissipated a little, the doctor spoke a little more confidently, “The only complication is when he eats, poop might leak out. He’ll just have to sit on the toilet when he eats.”
“Oh…” Xiao nearly spat blood.
Eating on the toilet! Then why the hell should he eat anything at all? He might as well eat shit! Motherf*cker! I will kill that son of a bitch Chen Xiaobei! I will avenge my son!” Xiao knew that dead flesh could not be regenerated, so he could only vent his anger on Chen.
Having said that, he immediately took out his phone and dialed.
“Brother Liu Mang! You must help me…” Xiao said as he headed towards a more unfrequented area.
Liu Mang was the leader of the Black Tiger Gang of the south side of the city.
Because he always gained a large profit from Xiao Family’s beast-fight colosseum every month, their relations were on good terms.
After he had heard Xiao’s lamentation, “F*ck! That bastard is too abominable! He’s not even worthy of death!”
“Brother Liu Mang, do you have a better idea?” Xiao asked eagerly.
Right now, his biggest wish is for Chen to die!
“Call the police first, let that bastard get arrested first! Then we’ll send people to hack his parents and destroy his house!” Liu Mang said grimly, “When he’s released after he has suffered, we’ll butcher him! Let him have a taste of the consequences for hurting my nephew!”
“Good idea! That’s my Brother Liu Mang! We’ll just do as you have said! I will call the police first thing in the morning!” there was a glimmer in Xiao’s eyes as he smiled, sardonically.
…
Nothing special happened that night.
Early the next morning, Chen received a call from Xiaoyao.
Flatboard Princess was unusually efficient.
In only one day, she had already contacted the relevant departments, and she would be able to finalize the setup of the Foundation today.
Once he put down the phone, he hurried over.
Xiaoyao knew everything inside and out; thus, she applied everything as early as possible.
The related departments were also very accommodating.
Basically, Chen would fund the foundation; the departments would share the merits. It could help the weaker groups in the society.
One stone, three birds, and everyone is happy. Thus, everything went by smoothly.
On that morning, the mayor of the city announced that this matter was really encouraging. Thus everything could go through the legal tunnel smoothly. It did speed up the whole application process significantly.
Just like that, Xiaoyao Foundation was finally established!
Of course, Chen would be the chairman of the foundation and Xiaoyao would be the vice chairman.
And the related departments had also sent a secretary to work at the foundation.
After all, both parties would have to negotiate quite often. This would help make work more comfortable and more convenient.
Once everything was settled, Chen did not hesitate at all. He immediately transferred three-hundred–million-one-thousand-six-hundred and thirty-three into the Foundation’s account.
After that, Xiaoyao would be responsible for looking for the organizations that are in need of donations.
Orphanages were, naturally, the first choice.
But they did not require that much money; she still needed to look for others who are in need.
In the meantime, Xiaoyao Foundation could begin to collect donations from people of upper society.
Xiaoyao had also volunteered to undertake this task.
Having seen her effectiveness today, needlessly, Chen agreed. He came to realize that appointing this woman to be vice chairman is not bad at all.
“Listen, I have decided to have the charity dinner within these three days. I will invite all the prominent people to attend. You will have to prepare a show or programme.” Xiaoyao pouted.
“Lady, I think you have it the wrong way.” Chen snapped, “I am the biggest donator and president of this foundation. You are just a little secretary who works for me. How dare you assigned tasks for me?”
“I’m the vice chairman, not a secretary! If you say that again, I will beat you up!” Xiaoyao said indignantly,
“The purpose of asking you to perform, is to give you a chance to show your face! If you perform well, you could leave a good impression in the hearts of our honorable guests. Only then, will people be willing to donate money!”
“Hehe, you want me to go on the stage to please those people, because of some stupid money? What do you think I am?” Chen curled his lips, and said egoistically, “Next time, whatever money the foundation needs, I will pay for it myself. We don’t need any donations. I can do whatever I want because I’m filthy rich!”
There was still four hundred million cash in his account. No wonder Chen spoke so confidently.
“You…” Xiaoyao was lost for words; it took her a while to recover, “You bastard!”
“Hehe, are you paying me a compliment?” Chen flexed his eyebrows and grinned.Comments (58)Morvian

i still dislike this gil no matter what, give back time screen to Lin Xiang!!!!!!! Chen still too careless with his act, now there’s threat locked into his parents~ wanna see what will chen do with it, or will he act after everything is too late?~ MOAR SECT GIVING THEIR THANKS FOR NEW CHAPTER~ BUT WE’RE GREEDY PEOPLE WHO HAVE THICK SKIN SO WE NEED MOAR!!!!!!!!!!~ MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA~eldorian

ExpBlazingArrow

ExpVIEW ALL COMMENTSRate this chapterVote with Power StoneChapter 177: Murong Xiaoyao Is Completely Stunned!

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
“Chen Xiaobei! You put on a show!” Xiaoyao placed her hands on her slim waist and glared at Chen.
“Pfft, with this kind of attitude? I will never agree!” Chen twitched his lips.
“I…” Xiaoyao pursed her lips, hesitated for a moment before saying in a soft voice, “Chen Xiaobei, could you please do me a favor? I will owe you a big one…”
“Call me Chairman!” Chen raised his brow and lifted his chin.
“I…” Xiaoyao was so mad she wanted to slap the hell out of this arrogant asshole.
But, she had to obey, since she was the one begging him.
She bit her lip and said reluctantly, “Mister Chairman, I was hoping that you could help me with this favor….”
“What kind of expression is that? You look like I owe you a couple of million. Don’t you know how to smile?” Chen snapped.
Xiaoyao was bent out of shape, she gritted her teeth and forced a smile, “Mister Chairman…”
“Stop stop stop! That smile is uglier than crying face! With that kind of attitude, don’t dream of me helping you! Bye!” Chen burst into laughter, obviously playing a joke on her. Just because this Flatboard Princess sat all high and mighty all the time, it did not mean that she would have everything her way everytime.
At that moment, she was in the hands of Chen. He would be able to cure her of her princess-sickness!
“Stand right there!” Xiaoyao was flushed with anger, but she took in a deep breath to calm herself down, and then revealed a beautiful smile.
“That’s more like it. You have two minutes to talk. I am a very busy man!” Chen shrugged.
“…”
Deep inside, Xiaoyao wanted to strangle that bastard.
But she gritted her teeth and remained smiling, “Mr. President, you must perform a show, because I’ve already made a promise to the children at the orphanage – they adore you. They will be very disappointed if you don’t perform.”
“You! How could you be so self-assertive? Who allowed to make promises on my behalf?” Chen said, unsmiling. “You’re lucky that I can fight when you want me to fight, I can perform when you want me to perform, I can cook when you want me to cook, I can warm the bed when you want me to warm the bed! Also, I’m good looking and full of potential…”
“Stop it, will you? Would it kill you stop acting cool? Will you do it or not?” Xiaoyao could not help but roll her eyes.
Chen Xiaobei grinned and said, “It’s only a show. Don’t worry. I will make sure all of you be impressed of my high-class and high-quality performance! And, every single audience will be charmed by me!”
“Sigh… Finally, you promise me in the end… Please don’t make a fool of yourself during that day…” Xiaoyao sighed.
“Phew… finally. Alright, my only request is that you don’t make a fool of yourself…” Xiaoyao breathed a sigh of relief.
She’s happy as long as the kids’ expectations are met. She did not expect much of Chen Xiaobei’s performance.
“How dare you look down on me, you Flatboard Princess?” Chen curled his lips, displeased, “Just you wait! I’ll make your jaw drop!”
“Who are you calling a Flatboard Princess?” Xiaoyao glared at Chen, not bothering to hear his next sentence.
She had always been very self-conscious about her breasts. Anyone who dares raise the subject would suffer her wrath.
“Just face the facts, if you don’t wear a bra, no one would be able to tell your back from your front. The title is practically made for you!” Chen smiled smugly.
“You bastard! I’ve had enough! I’ve been putting up with your crap for so long! Today, I will beat you until you cannot walk straight!” Xiaoyao exploded. She raised her fist and charged towards Chen, pugnacious.
“Hehe! I want to fight with you as well!” Chen wiggled his brows.
He had not been on an actual battlefield to evaluate his progress since his combat power had reached three thousand.
Opportunely, he could test his improvement on Xiaoyao.
*Swoosh…*
In one swift move, Chen also unleashed a punch.
“How… How could this be? He’s too fast!” Xiaoyao was taken aback.
She had followed and observed Chen previously and had learned Chen’s strength by heart.
From what she saw, Chen’s combat power was only one thousand.
It had only been a few days. How could his speed already nearly match hers?
That would mean that his combat power has tripled!
This kind of acceleration was unheard of!
“I must use all my strength!” Xiaoyao was floored.
She cannot make any slip-ups at all; she must employ all her strength.
*POM!*
A muffled sound echoed through the air when their fists collided with each other. Three thousand combat equals to one thousand and two hundred joules. A shock wave can be felt around them.
When their fists collided, both of them fell back five steps.
It was really hard to tell who is superior to the other.
“Awesome!” Chen’s eyes glimmered.
The mammoth impact when their fists met head-on created a blast of airwaves. He could feel the development of his strength!
Chen used to be envious of Uncle Qin, awestruck by Uncle Feng and oppressed by Murong Xiaoyao.
And now, at this very moment, Chen’s strength is parallel to theirs!
Just like a sluggard-student who, unwittingly, rose to the level of the top students!
That feeling when he counterattacked is phenomenal! Especially when Chen saw the look on Xiaoyao’s face – like she had just seen a ghost.
That was such a good feeling!
“No way… How is this possible? What happened… Since when did Chen’s cultivation had reached the pinnacle phase of the physical stage? My God… I must be dreaming…” Xiaoyao stood frozen in place.
He small face was filled with incredulity. The pair of large, dewy eyes were filled with shock.
She could not accept the scene before her eyes.
She just could not understand how his strength advanced so quickly.
Xiaoyao was naturally gifted, and she has been training since a young age.
On top that, Murong Tian had invested liberally in a lot of expensive medicine; which was how she was able to reach the pinnacle phase of the physical stage when she was only twenty-one.
However, if someone else were to do it, even if they spend their whole life, they would not be able to achieve such an accomplishment.
That was something Murong Xiaoyao had always been proud of.
However, Chen managed to pulverize this achievement with a single punch.
Xiaoyao only used twenty-one years to achieve something that other people would need a lifetime to achieve.
But Chen… Chen only used a couple of DAYS!
This guy is not human! He’s a monster!
A sense of helplessness welled up in Xiaoyao’s heart.
Soon, she couldn’t bring up any strength anymore because she was too disappointed with herself.
She had wanted to teach Chen a lesson but now… She didn’t know what to do with him.
If he continued to become stronger…
Xiaoyao knew that, someday, someone would inevitably kick her ass!
Just then, two uniformed policemen walked in.
“Who is Chen Xiaobei? Come with us now!”Comments (34)Morvian

LoL~ MOAR SECT GIVING THEIR THANKS FOR NEW CHAPTER~ BUT WE’RE GREEDY PEOPLE WHO HAVE THICK SKIN SO WE NEED MOAR!!!!!!!!!!~ MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA~BlazingArrow

XpAllend_Reaper

ThanksVIEW ALL COMMENTSRate this chapterVote with Power StoneChapter 178: The Loser Has To Warm The Bed!

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
“I am.” Chen took one look at them and made an educated guess.
Which was why he wore a very calm expression on his face.
It was, however, Xiaoyao who panicked, “Officers, you must be mistaken. Why are you taking Chen away? He’s a good person!”
Chen was surprised to hear her say that. He had never thought that, at a critical time as such, that the Flatboard Princess would defend him.
“Whether or not he’s a good person is not up to you to decide.”
The older policeman then said, “Chen Xiaobei, you have been accused of assaulting innocent people, inflicting serious injury. You have the right to remain silent…”
“I don’t need to remain silent. I did hit them.” Chen shrugged, his face expressionless.
“Man! Bro Bei is the true man! Respect!” The policeman grinned and said, “To be honest, we are loyal fans of you! But it’s our duty to take you with us.”
“Ah, so we are on the same team!” Chen’s eyes lit up.
His fans club now has one hundred and fifty-five thousand fans, with two-thirds of those being outright zealous.
It was nowhere near the hundreds of millions of fans the internet celebrities have, but Green Vine City had a population of only five million; one out of every fifty people was Chen Xiaobei’s fan.
It was pretty cool if you came to think about it!
“I don’t want cause you any trouble, so I’ll just go with you.” Chen smiled.
Having said that, he left with the policemen.
“Chen Xiaobei! You’re an idiot! Why would go and hit someone? How are you going to attend the charity dinner now that you are arrested?” Xiaoyao was overwrought.
She quickly called Murong Tian.
“Dad! Chen was arrested! What are we going to do? Can you please think of a way to save him?” Xiaoyao was at her wits’ end.
Murong Tian, on the other hand, was calm, “Don’t worry. It’s nothing. Chen can handle it.”
“Dad, that’s easy for you to say! Chen Xiaobei has already been taken away!” Xiaoyao insisted.
“Relax, honey. I promise you, Chen will settle it himself.” Murong Tian said confidently.
“Don’t you think you’re a little too overconfident about his abilities?” Xiaoyao frowned.
“Hehe, why do you think I allowed my baby daughter to be in a relationship with him?” Murong Tian laughed meaningfully.
After a pause, he added, “Don’t forget, after we find the Green Jade Safety Pendant, we might need his help to help us to settle the problems!”
“…” Xiaoyao was at loss for words; she could not believe her ears.
Green Vine Police Station.
Interrogation room number three.
Chen sat inside, playing with his phone in the most carefree manner.
Liu Quanfu knew him, and most of the policemen were Chen’s fans. Thus, everyone turned a blind eye.
Not only did they leave Chen uncuffed, they even allowed him to use his phone.
*Creek…*
Just then, the door to the interrogation room was pushed open.
Luo rushed in. She looked lively and valiant dressed in a police uniform. Her long hair undulating, exuding a strong womanly aura.
“Chen Xiaobei, what is wrong with you? Beating the daylights out of Xiao Jianzhong and his six bodyguards! Do you know how bad the situation is?” Luo looked stern, and her tone was grave, obviously very concerned about this matter.
“Hehe, I’d like to know how bad the situation is that it’s causing Luo the goddess to be so frantic?” Chen chuckled. He had never seen her so wound up before.
“How could laugh at a time like this?” Luo frowned at Chen and said dourly, “Xiao Zhe is determined to sue you! He wants to put you in prison! Even if I pull some strings, I won’t be able to preclude him! And here you are, laughing. Do you want to eat prison food?”
“What? No shit! Did I hear it right? You actually pulled some strings for me? Did the sun come up from the west today?” Chen’s eyes widened and stared at Luo.
He could not believe that this is the Ice Demon Queen that he knows all along.
“Oh, don’t flatter yourself, I wouldn’t do it for you!” Luo rolled her eyes at Chen, and said impatiently, “I was just worried that no one would take care of your parents when you’re in prison!”
“Hehe, don’t need to explain yourself. Your eyes have already betrayed you!” Chen sniggered, and asked with great interest, “By the way, if I were to be imprisoned, would you look after my parents for me?”
Luo wrinkled her forehead and said, “If it happens, I will take care of them.”
“Damn! Luo the Goddess! You are such a good friend!”
Chen was delighted, he said excitedly, “Today we meet again for the first time! You really are a kind-hearted lady! I got nothing to say! Let me give you thirty-two likes!”
“Oh shut up! Do you think your folks would be happy when you’re behind bars?” Luo said pensively, “You need to find a solution and quick! How are you going to defend yourself? Do you have any evidence or witnesses? I’ll help you. Even if I can’t turn this case around, we could at least reduce your sentence.”
“It doesn’t matter. No need to trouble yourself. I won’t be in there for too long. Very soon, Xiao Zhe will be bailing me out himself!” Chen shrugged nonchalantly.
“Is there something wrong with your brain? Right now, Xiao Zhe wishes he could hack you into little pieces of meat~ Why would he bail you out?” Luo snapped, “Don’t you know how inexorable Xiao Zhe is? The officer that I approached were bought by Xiao Zhe! While his son and bodyguards are lying in the hospital bed, he will not rest until you are dead!”
Hearing this, Chen laughed, “Don’t worry. I have everything under my control! There will always be a way out when you encounter a barrier! And there will be a handsome guy waiting on the way out…”
“What rubbish!” Luo gave him an incandescent stare, “Oh I give up! How can you be so insouciant?”
“Sigh, why don’t you trust me?” Chen pursed his lips and said, “Want to make a bet?”
“Bet on what?” Luo was exasperated, looking extremely disgusted. How could this bastard still think about betting in a crisis like this?
He really was looking for trouble!
“Let’s bet on whether Xiao Zhe will bail me out. The rules are straightforward: Winner will be the king, and the loser will warm the bed for the king!” Chen raised his brows and grinned, “Are you in?”Comments (63)huntATnight

so, no matter if Chen wins or lose the bet, the bed will always be warmed..Morvian

LoL~ MOAR SECT GIVING THEIR THANKS FOR NEW CHAPTER~ BUT WE’RE GREEDY PEOPLE WHO HAVE THICK SKIN SO WE NEED MOAR!!!!!!!!!!~ MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA~Nines

Anyone feel like Chen gets dumber as the story progressesVIEW ALL COMMENTSRate this chapterVote with Power StoneChapter 179: Even The Orthopedic Prodigy Can’t Cure Your Son!

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
Green Vine City hospital.
Xiao Zhe was waiting outside the deluxe ward, looking pleased, legs crossed and a cigar in his mouth, puffing away.
A young nurse who was walking past saw the trail of smoke, and walked up to him and reprimanded, “Sir, this is a no smoking zone.”
“Are you blind? Does this look like a cigarette?”
“My boss is smoking some high-class Cuban imported cigar! Considered yourself lucky for having the opportunity to take a sniff of it!” The guy with funny mustache snarled.
The nurse knitted her brows together, disgusted by this guy’s derisive tone, and reprimanded, “It doesn’t matter what you’re smoking, it’s not allowed. You’ll be fined five thousand yuan!”
The guy with funny mustache’s face darkened, “Motherf*cker! Your dean wouldn’t even dare to touch our boss! How dare you be so impertinent! I will beat you to death!”
“I…” The nurse was taken aback, losing all color on her face.
The guy with funny mustache wouldn’t let her get off. He raised his hand and was about to hit her…
“Wu, back off!”
Xiao Zhe suddenly spoke, and said dismissively, “Elder Fong, the orthopedic prodigy is treating my son. I’m in a good mood, just let it go.”
Wu nodded, turned to the nurse and chided, “Consider yourself lucky! You just escaped death because my boss is feeling happy now! Get out of my sight!”
“You guys are big bullies!” The nurse’s lips twitched in a fury, but she dared not offend the men, so she just walked away.
“Boss, there’s some movement in the room!” Wu said excitedly.
“Alright…” Xiao Zhe got onto his feet excitedly, abandoned his cigar and fanned away the lingering smoke. His haughty look gave in to a more courteous and demure expression.
He only acted as such because Elder Fong would be walking out of the ward.
Xiao Zhe was that the kind of typical asshole that preyed on the weak but feared the powerful.
He was acting so arrogant when he bullied the nurse earlier, now he acted like a man without balls.
“Creek…”
The door of the ward was pushed open.
A group of doctors in white coats marched out, but they did not leave but stood outside the door, their faces filled with awe.
This group of people was Green Vine City’s acclaimed orthopedic experts.
The only person who would be able to make them wait, collectively, was Elder Wong.
“Elder Wong! We have troubled you.” Like an obsequious child, Xiao Zhe walked up to him, nodding and bowing.
Fong Tingshou was around seventy years old. His hair and beard had all turned white, but he was still very energetic. He looked like those deities in TV series.
“Boss Xiao, you have overstated it. I didn’t help much in your son’s case. I’m not worthy of the orthopedic prodigy title…” Fong shook his head. There was a hint of helplessness in his weary eyes.
“What?” Xiao Zhe flinched, he thought he heard it wrong.
“Elder Fong, what did you say?”
“I’m really sorry; there really is nothing I could do about your son’s injuries. Perhaps you should consult better-qualified doctors…” Fong wore a pained expression on his face.
To have to repeat such a thing is painfully embarrassing.
“How could this be? Elder Wong, you must be joking.” Xiao Zhe heard him clearly this time, but he simply could not accept it. “You are one of the best orthopedic surgeons in China! There has never been a case you could not solve…”
Fong’s face sank, and he said, a little agitated, “Of course, I’m serious! Do you think I would make a joke of my own reputation? If I could fix your son, I would’ve already done it!”
His gold-standard title as the most highly skilled orthopedic has been tarnished today.
This was enough to ruin his day, but Xiao Zhe wouldn’t let it slide.
The good-natured doctor could not help but reveal a hint of anger.
“Elder Wong, you misunderstood. That’s not what I meant…” Xiao Zhe was aware that his words were untoward. He immediately lowered his voice and asked, “Please… May I know what’s wrong with my son?”
“Your son’s spine is distorted at one hundred eighty degrees. His tendons are completely crooked. I have never seen anything like that in my life! This is completely unheard of!”
Fong said helplessly, “Based on my experience, I have never encountered something quite like this!”
“What… What should we do…” Xiao Zhe pleaded, his face was drained of color, “Elder Fong, please tell me what to do! I only have one son, he is my one hope at continuing the ancestral line… With his penis in the back… How could he…”
“Ahem, there is a way to help your son. But it will depend on whether you’re willing to do it or not.” Fong seemed hesitant.
“Tell me! I will try anything!” Xiao Zhe was all out of options.
Fong nodded and said, “Whoever who hung the bell on the tiger’s neck must untie it. Your only option is to seek the help of the person who caused your son to be like this in the first place!”
“What?! You want me to ask that bastard Chen Xiaobei for help?” Xiao Zhe jumped.
“I understand that asking your enemy for help is very difficult, but the person who hurt your son is a very talented person!” Fong continued, “His method of causing your son’s injuries is a mixture of martial art and medicinal skill! Very impressive! Other than him, there is no one who can cure your son!”
“There really is no other way out?” Xiao Zhe’s face twisted like he had just swallowed a lump of hot shit.
“I’ve already said what I needed to say. So, it up to you now, whether you want to protect your image or your lineage. Good day!” Fong walked away with the group of experts trailing behind him.
Leaving Xiao Zhe to brood over his options.
…
Green Vine Police Station.
Interrogation room number three.
“The winner rules and the loser warms the bed? Do you think I don’t know what you’re trying to do?” Luo snapped, “If you win, I’ll have to warm the bed; if I win, you have to warm the bed. In the end, you are still taking advantage of me!”
“Hehe, what they say about girls with big breasts being dumb is wrong after all!” Chen grinned, his gaze lingering on Luo’s proud, round breasts.
“You disgusting creature. How dare you look at my chest?! I will claw your eyes out!” Luo acted like an Ice Demon Queen and said coldly.
“Alright, alright. I won’t look!” Chen pouted, thinking to himself: I had squeezed it a few times, not like your cup size is going to reduce if I stare at them long enough.
“Let’s make a bet. If I win, you’ll kiss me! If I lose, I will do whatever you want.” Chen chortled.
“Are you out of your mind? How could you possibly win?” Luo retorted, “Fine, let’s bet. If you lose, I want you to…”
Before she could finish, someone pushed the door of the interrogation room open.
A young police officer announced, “Inspector, Xiao Zhe is here!”Comments (30)Morvian

MOAR SECT GIVING THEIR THANKS FOR NEW CHAPTER~ BUT WE’RE GREEDY PEOPLE WHO HAVE THICK SKIN SO WE NEED MOAR!!!!!!!!!!~ MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA~vabrasanu

too fast, she didn’t even agree to the bet yetAllend_Reaper

ThanksVIEW ALL COMMENTSRate this chapterVote with Power StoneChapter 180: I’m Not Going To Cure Him!

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
“This… How is this possible?”
Luo was stunned. She then asked, “Did Xiao Zhe mentioned his reason for coming here?”
“I think he said something about telling the wrong thing to the police. He wants to make some changes to his statement. Also, he mentioned that Bro Bei is not the one that beat up his son and the bodyguards.” The young policeman was shocked as he delivered the message to Luo.
“This…”
Luo was confused at then. Earlier, Xiao had resolved his heart to suing Chen. People like Liu Quanfu and several Luo’s officers did try to convince him to drop the case but he wouldn’t listen to any of them. It had been less than one hour since he made the report. What changed?
“Bring Xiao Zhe here! I want to ask him about it!” Luo said.
Soom, Xiao was brought to Luo. He greeted Luo politely, and he gave Chen a complicated stare.
“Xiao Zhe, you mentioned that you wanted to change the statement that you made earlier! What the hell happened?” Luo asked.
“It is all a big misunderstanding! Mr. Chen here did not hurt my son or the bodyguards… Their injuries were caused by falling accidentally…” Xiao said while frowning.
Luo quickly rolled her eyes. How was it possible for seven grown men to fall at the same time? Needless to say, Chen was the one that made him changed his mind. Luo turned around and looked at Chen and Chen was looking at her with a smile on his face.
“Goddess Luo. I won the bet just now!” Chen grinned and winked at Luo.
That stupid look on Chen’s face deserved a beating.
“You win nothing!”
Luo stared at him and thought, “I will never kiss this asshole!”
Little did she know, she kissed Chen ninety-nine times some nights ago.
“Xiao Zhe!”
Luo’s face darkened and said seriously, “The police station is a serious and sacred place! You are not allowed to change your statement just like that! I’m going to ask you one last time! Were the injuries on your son and his bodyguards caused by falling on the ground?”
“Yes… Indeed…”
Xiao nodded. It was pretty hard for him to admit to the wrong truth.
“Okay! This case will be dropped since your statement had changed! No more bringing this case up!” Luo said seriously. She knew precisely that Chen was the one that hurt his son and the bodyguards. Also, she knew that Xiao Zhe and his son are total scumbags! They deserved to be beaten! Thus, she had no plan to continue investigating this case. So, this case ended now!
“I understand! I will not bring this case up anymore!” Xiao nodded.
Luo ignored him turned to Chen and said, “You can leave now! Watch yourself in the future!”
“Leave? Nobody says I’m leaving now!” Chen pursed his lips and put up a bossy look by putting up his leg against another leg. Luo rolled her eyes once again.
“This is police station! Not a restaurant! People usually beg to leave this place! And, this asshole is doing the opposite! Such arrogant!” Needless to say, someone was going to suffer from Chen’s wrath. Luo looked at Xiao pitifully, move two steps backward and looked at how was Chen going to deal with this situation.
“Mr. Chen… This is all a big misunderstanding… Please come with me…” Xiao said in a soft voice.
“Misunderstanding? I have been held here because of your false accusation! How is this a misunderstanding?”
Chen raised his eyebrows and said coldly. “I’m going to tell you now that my state of mind had suffered from huge trauma! I will not go anywhere without my one million or eight hundred thousand compensations!”
Xiao opened his eyes wide when he heard Chen’s demand. That was obviously blackmail! He could feel his balls hit by a rock-hard punch. Unfortunately, he had no other option except for begging Chen to treat his son. Even the orthopedic prodigy; Elder Wong mentioned that Chen was the only one in this world could heal his son. There was nothing he could do except for embracing Chen’s blackmailing.
“Are you looking for one million or eight hundred thousand compensations?” Xiao gritted his teeth. He could sense that his bank account was going to suffer from a great blood loss! His business was not doing great since he lost Murong Tian as his support. That was no small money for him.
“Hehe… I want 1.8 million! Not a dime less!” Chen pouted and smiled evilly.
“What?!” Xiao’s heart squashed when he heard the amount of money that Chen demanded.
“Why don’t you just rob from the bank!” Xiao thought.
However, Chen just ignored him and proceeded to act like a boss.
Luo smiled when he saw the thing that is going on in front of her.
“This kid is getting over his head! Xiao Zhe is not an idiot! It’s impossible for him to give you such huge amount of honey for free! You are asking too much for compensation!” Luo thought.
“Alright! I will pay you!”
Before Luo can respond, Xiao already agreed to pay Chen.
“You can transfer the money to me through online banking… My bank account is…” Chen said a series of numbers.
Xiao did not dare to drag any longer. He transferred the money to Chen without any hesitation. Luo was completely stunned.
“There must be something wrong with Xiao’s head! His son was just beaten up by Chen terribly! Why is he giving money to Chen? This is unbelievable!” Luo thought.
She had no idea that Xiao’s son was made a cripple by Chen’s Muscle and Bone Shifting Technique. Chen was the only one that can cure his son.
Ding!
Chen received a message about the money had been transferred to his account.
“Mr. Chen, are you happy now? Please follow me to the hospital now…” Xiao said politely.
“Did I mention anything about going to the hospital with you?”
Chen said coldly, “That money that you just transferred to me is merely a compensation! I did not promise you anything else!”
“This…”
Xiao was stunned. Then, he said nervously, “Are you looking for more money? I will pay! Just give me a number!”
“It’s not about money!” Chen said coldly.
“Then… What is it about?” Xiao frowned.
“Your son is the one that caused all this! You guys were planning to kill me! Now, you are asking for my help when no one else can help you! Do you really think I’m that stupid?”
Chen gave another cold stare to Xiao and said, ” I will not treat your son!”