Rebirth: Ghost Exorciser Chapter 349 - Super Size Condoms

Chapter 349: Super Size Condoms

Qi Zhenbai knew that it was easy to get sleepy in the afternoon in summer. Afraid that Chi Shuyan wouldn’t be energetic in the afternoon, he had her sleep first. Chi Shuyan, on the other hand, wasn’t willing to waste this bit of time. If she really wanted to sleep, she might as well go straight back to the dorm to sleep.
Qi Zhenbai drove around before the car came back to Yanjing University’s entrance again. Before his wife got out of the car, Qi Zhenbai couldn’t care less about his usual aloofness and rigidity. He hugged her in his lap and repeatedly gave her advice.
Chi Shuyan couldn’t help but laugh. “Why do I feel like you’re becoming more and more like my dad?”
Qi Zhenbai’s face darkened. He reached out and pinched his wife’s chin, kissing her fiercely a few times. “Do I still seem like your father?”
Chi Shuyan almost choked with laughter at the black face of the man in front of her. “No, no, no! You look like my boyfriend! By the way, you scared my dorm mates with your ‘miserly’ treat last time. They saw you acting like a dog; who knew you were so stingy?”
Recalling how Yang Lan, Tang Ningbao, and Zhen Yu’s faces turned green back then, she wanted to laugh now. Of course, she didn’t like Tang Ningbao’s sarcasm about her man being “a gambler and a pauper,” and decided to broaden her horizons tonight!
“Am I not cooperating well?” This was the first time Qi Zhenbai had acted stingy, and even bargained with the boss of the food stall. In the past, he still cared a lot about his dignity. Most men were a bit egoistic, but now, in his opinion, it was fine as long as his wife was happy.
Chi Shuyan gave him a thumbs up. “You cooperated too well!” She felt that with this man’s acting, he could enter the entertainment industry.
Qi Zhenbai pursed his lips and smiled faintly.
Chi Shuyan looked at the time. It was almost time to get out of the car and go back to school. Before getting out of the car, she subconsciously dug around in the man’s pockets for tissues to use in the military training later.
She didn’t find anything except for a small box. Chi Shuyan was quite curious about what the man was hiding in his pocket. She took it out and stared at the small box with Japanese characters on it, then asked in confusion, “What’s this?”
Although Chi Shuyan didn’t know Japanese, she still had some common sense. Besides, it wasn’t impossible for her to understand the meaning when she took a proper look. Most Japanese was written in traditional Chinese characters.
Thus, the first words Chi Shuyan recognized were “super size,” followed by “super thin condoms.” For some reason, Yang Lan’s words, “your man’s XL condoms,” suddenly flashed through her mind. By the time she realized what the box was, Chi Shuyan’s mind had exploded and gone blank.
She stared at the man in front of her in disbelief.
Qi Zhenbai didn’t expect to be caught red-handed by his wife the first time he did something bad in his life. His head was also a bit muddled, and his ears were red. His usually expressionless face also looked a bit embarrassed.
Ever since his wife agreed to sleep with him last time, Qi Zhenbai, this newbie, had made up his mind to properly study some theoretical knowledge when he went back. He would try his best not to screw up during their first time, and give his wife an unforgettable experience.
For this, Qi Zhenbai could be said to have worked very hard. He next tried a few films which Zhu Bocheng had recommended a long time ago, but unfortunately, he didn’t feel much interest after watching them for a few minutes. He simply went online to search for theoretical knowledge. Afraid that it wouldn’t be enough, he specially called Zhu Bocheng to vaguely ask about it.
But while he was vague, Zhu Bocheng wasn’t vague at all. He talked at length about his own limited experiences, which rendered Qi Zhenbai speechless.
This guy even went to Qi Zhenbai’s company the next day and directly prepared the most ‘useful’ condoms for him and stuffed them into his pocket, claiming that his wife was still young and shouldn’t have a child first. If that happened, his wife would have to go to school pregnant.
Qi Zhenbai had learned a lot of theoretical knowledge before and knew that it wasn’t good to be too young and pregnant, so he naturally didn’t plan to let his wife get pregnant while in school.
Although he said that he didn’t care about Zhu Bocheng’s words, he had never thrown the condoms away, for selfish reasons. In the blink of an eye, he had bought enough condoms to fill a drawer. As for this one, he was used to carrying it in his pocket. If it wasn’t for his wife poking around today, he really would have forgotten about it.
Qi Zhenbai’s face was also very stiff and unguarded at that moment. “Zhu… Bocheng, that rascal, gave it to me!”