Two-Faced Husband, Have Some Decency! Chapter 393 - You Give Me Your Sister And I’ll Give You Mine

Chapter 393: You Give Me Your Sister And I’ll Give You Mine
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
He then went on WeChat just to see this group of people acting obnoxious on WeChat Moments.
He screenshotted without hesitation and posted it with the caption, ‘A bunch of idiots!’
Qi Chengzhi came out as a tank who attracted enmity so Yan Beicheng and the gang immediately aimed all their firepower at him. Finally, Ruan Danchen’s WeChat was at peace.
Qi Chenglin put his phone down too and poured some red wine into two wine glasses. Since he felt happy tonight, he wanted to drink with Ruan Danchen as a celebration.
Qi Chenglin, Ruan Danchen, Yan Beicheng and the gang could not let themselves go when the elders of the Qi family were present in Red Roof earlier.
Qi Chenglin received a phone call from Jiang Yuan as they both enjoyed their wine, claiming that there was an important email that required his attention.
Thus, Qi Chenglin extended his long legs, placed his laptop on his thighs and started reading the email.
Ruan Danchen guessed that Qi Chenglin was settling an important issue since his expression was stern and serious, so she did not disturb him. She laid down on the bed instead and stared at his face silently, slowly becoming obsessive the longer she fixed her gaze on him.
She rested her chin on her palms and stared at him persistently and attentively. She figured that the side of the face was the best angle to determine if a person was good looking or not, but Qi Chenglin’s handsomeness was over the top even from the side.
Not to mention that he had a highly arched nose, even the slight curvature on his chin was on point.
Ruan Danchen could not contain her urge to grin. Even though she lived in this house for quite a while now, the experience would be different once she officially married him.
She felt delighted to know that after their marriage, she would feel cheerful at the sight of his face every single time she woke up.
Ruan Danchen finally understood the meaning of ‘a feast for the eyes’. Unwittingly, she started drinking the wine one glass after another as she stared at Qi Chenglin’s side profile.
Qi Chenglin was done reading the email and sent a reply to Jiang Yuan before placing his laptop on the nightstand. When he turned his head toward Ruan Danchen, he noticed her smile as though she just obtained a great deal from a bargain, unsure of what happy event was going through her mind. Her expression appeared silly and the rosiness on her cheeks made her look especially cute at the moment.
Qi Chenglin shifted his gaze to the wine, and he was stunned upon noticing that she drank more than half a bottle of wine herself. He laughed.
“Why are you smiling like this?” Qi Chenglin gave Ruan Danchen’s nose a gentle squeeze to bring her back to reality.
Ruan Danchen noticed that he had already placed his laptop down, so she asked with a grin, “I didn’t think of asking you just now. Do you have to work tomorrow?”
“No, just replying email will do. My client needs to rest, even if I don’t, so I’ll settle it when it’s working days,” Qi Chenglin answered and laid down on the bed with his hand supporting his head, assuming a position similar to Ruan Danchen.
Naturally, his other hand climbed onto Ruan Danchen’s waist and started rubbing in a circular motion.
“What was the silly smile for?” Qi Chenglin asked with a grin. His eyes radiated warmth like the sun rays.
“It just crossed my mind that I’m marrying you soon and I’ll be Mrs. Qi after our marriage. It all seems like a dream to me.” Ruan Danchen could not help but covered her mouth and laughed softly at the thought of her future title.
Her laughter was soft and gentle, and it caressed his skin like tentacles, inducing itchiness.
Qi Chenglin leaned closer to her, pressing himself on her back and swept her hair to the side, revealing her fair and clean neck and ears. He then started rubbing his lips on them gently.
“Yes, Mrs. Qi, that’s a nice title. How I wish we can register for our marriage and receive the certificate tomorrow.” Qi Chenglin felt that it was best for him to marry her as soon as possible.
The back of Ruan Danchen’s neck felt itchy from his constant lip-rubbing, so she retracted her head, attempting to roll over to lie supine. However, her attempt was stopped by Qi Chenglin who pressed on her and prevented her from moving. “Don’t move, I like this position. Let me kiss you.”
Then, Qi Chenglin rubbed his lips against Ruan Danchen’s neck from the back to the side continuously, making her feel extremely itchy. She buried her face into the pillow and held it tightly with both her hands, feeling her body trembled uncontrollably at his kisses.
Ruan Danchen could not withstand the itchiness any longer after being kissed back and forth by Qi Chenglin. She tried to roll over again but Qi Chenglin continued pressing on her and insisted in a croaky voice, “Stop moving around.”
“…” Ruan Danchen felt wronged and said, “I just want to turn around and look at you.”
“Why?” Qi Chenglin leaned forward to kiss her on the cheek.
“Because you’re handsome,” Ruan Danchen answered sincerely as she tried desperately to turn her head to look at his handsome face.
“…” Qi Chenglin seemed to have understood something. He turned her around to let her lie supine and remained on top of her. “So is that why you were grinning rather strangely just now? Because you were looking at my face?”
Ruan Danchen’s face was flushed pink as she clasped her hands on Qi Chenglin’s face, the face she adored a lot. “I think even if you’re poor, I’d be willing to work hard and earn money every day for you just because of your face.”
Ruan Danchen’s imagination started to run wild as the image of Qi Chenglin being a gigolo with his usual temperament appeared in her brain. She grinned at the thought of it and kissed him on the lips.
Her hands started rubbing on his face as she said regretfully, “Damn, how I wish to be your sugar mummy!”
“…” Qi Chenglin was left speechless.
He realized that this woman was getting excited after drinking wine as he looked at her rosy cheeks and misty eyes.
“It’s alright. I’ll give you all the money that I had earned, then you’ll be my sugar mummy,” Qi Chenglin replied calmly.
Ruan Danchen stared at his calm expression and gave him a sudden firm hug paired with a happy grin on her face. “Qi Chenglin, we’re getting married.”
Qi Chenglin returned Ruan Danchen’s tight embrace and replied, “Yes, we are.”
He buried his face in her neck and kissed her continuously. “Are you happy?”
“Yes. I think I can wake up smiling after my dreams,” Ruan Danchen answered sincerely.
Qi Chenglin broke into laughter after hearing her response. His neck felt itchy afterward, and it was due to Ruan Danchen snickering while burying her face in his neck.
“Why did your personality change to one of a child after drinking wine?” Qi Chenglin said while feeling helpless.
“Well, I’m seven years younger than you.” Ruan Danchen giggled.
“…” Qi Chenglin’s lips twitched, feeling that she was mocking at his old age.
“Older age will lead to a better growth; even Lil Qi is more mature than the rest,” Qi Chenglin boasted.
Ruan Danchen understood him immediately and sheepishly mumbled, “Such a thick-skinned b*stard.”
A wide grin appeared on Qi Chenglin’s face. “This is the truth, try it if you don’t believe me.”
He then leaned forward and covered her mouth with his before she had the chance to say anything that could potentially irritate him.
His attractive eyes narrowed with satisfaction and pleasant sensation when he was squeezed tightly by Ruan Danchen. He then whispered in a croaky voice, “Yours is definitely small.”
“…” Ruan Danchen was dumbfounded.
She could hear the loud explosion in her head as her face flushed a rosy red.
This man acted so indecently tonight!
“Qi Chenglin, did you drink a little too much too?” Ruan Danchen asked doubtfully.
Qi Chenglin raised his eyebrows and responded with a thrust which silenced her.
“You’re only allowed to say that your Lil Qi is big and not mention about my old age from now on,” Qi Chenglin hissed through narrowed eyes.
What was her Lil Qi?
Ruan Danchen was not in her normal state of mind after Qi Chenglin’s constant thrusting. She racked her brain for quite some time before realizing what he actually meant; she lowered her gaze to look at Lil Qi.
What a shameless bastard!
“Forget it, Lil Qi is a misrepresentation. You should call it Big Qi from now on,” blurted Qi Chenglin.
“…” Ruan Danchen felt speechless.
Ruan Danchen was unsure how this conversation started from his age but ended with Big Qi, and how shamelessly confident he was about it.
“Am I old?”
“No!”
Hence, Qi Chenglin asked the same question repeatedly in order to brainwash Ruan Danchen successfully. Now, Ruan Danchen could blurt out the answer correctly without thinking.
“Do you like Big Qi?” Qi Chenglin asked unexpectedly after Ruan Danchen was successfully brainwashed.
“…” Ruan Danchen gave his back a light punch out of annoyance. “Qi Chenglin, that’s a bit too much. Don’t reach out for a yard after taking an inch.”
“Am I not inching forward repeatedly?” Qi Chenglin raised his eyebrows and asked.
“…” Ruan Danchen was dumbfounded.
She could not even have a proper conversation with this man tonight!
“So do you like it or not?” Qi Chenglin asked with a faint smile on his face.
This time, Ruan Danchen chose to ignore him through gritted teeth; she instead buried her face into Qi Chenglin’s shoulder and remained silent.
“I’ll consider your silence as an agreement,” Qi Chenglin answered his own question when he noticed that Ruan Danchen was not planning on responding.
“…” Ruan Danchen kept quiet.
Yes, she was indeed agreeing in silence.
In the end, Qi Chenglin held the quivering Ruan Danchen in his embosom with great satisfaction. He then patted her back as if praising her and stroke her hair gently. “I think I’ll buy you a penis sex toy next time and let you compare with a real man, then you’ll know I’m not bluffing.”
Ruan Danchen gave him a soft kick, which made Qi Chenglin laugh lightly in return as she remained in his embosom.
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Ruan Danchen failed to wake up earlier the next morning. She seemed to have heard the alarm clock rang amidst her mental cloudiness, but Qi Chenglin turned it off so that she could continue her slumber.
A few moments later, Qi Youxuan slammed the door. “Dad, Mom, have you guys woke up yet? Get up quickly, we have to go to the amusement park today!”
It was then when Ruan Danchen woke up. She reached out to her phone and took a glance at the time, jolting wide awake afterward.
However, her movement was so abrupt that it induced pain in her muscles.
She turned to face the culprit who made her muscles sore. She lowered her gaze to his arm which rested across her waist, then shifted her gaze to Qi Chenglin who rolled over to a prone position and buried his face into the pillow, unwilling to wake up. She kicked his calf without reservation.
Qi Chenglin gave Ruan Danchen’s waist a gentle rub before shifting his head to her thighs with his eyes closed. Then, he buried his face into her lower abdomen and started rubbing and kissing it before he drawled, “Be a good girl and sleep a while more. Don’t bother about him.”
Ruan Danchen nearly fell back onto the bed as warmth started to spread on her lower abdomen after Qi Chenglin’s kissing and rubbing.
She quickly pushed his face away and said, “We made an appointment with Wei Ran. It’ll make us look bad if we’re late, so get up now.”
Qi Chenglin acted shamelessly by wrapping his arms around her waist tightly.
“Dad, Mom, wake up!” Qi Youxuan was persistent with his door-slamming outside the room.
Ruan Danchen finally pulled Qi Chenglin up with great effort in the end. His sleepy expression, adorned with some of his hair curling upward, made him look especially dorky and adorable. It was a kind of temperament that was absent from his usual self.
Ruan Danchen could not get annoyed at him after seeing his extremely cute feature. His eyelids were unwilling to part ways and appeared especially innocent. It was a rare sight for this man to express such facial features.
Ruan Danchen clasped her hands on his face and kissed him on the lips. “Wake up. I’ve never been to an amusement park too.”
Qi Chenglin opened his eyes immediately. “You too?”
Ruan Danchen answered openly without feeling embarrassed, “You knew my situation, so who could have brought me to the amusement park?”
Qi Chenglin yanked her into his embosom, stroking her hair gently while burying and rubbing his face on her thin shoulder. “I’ll bring you today.”
“…” Ruan Danchen was feeling embarrassed now. His tone of voice sounded as if he was bringing two children to the amusement park.
Qi Chenglin rubbed his face to make himself awake before tidying himself up quickly.
Ruan Danchen quickly got changed and went to open the door in fear that Qi Youxuan would get worried about his parents breaking the promise. However, she opened the door to Qi Youxuan making a call with his Totoro-designed cell phone.
“Aunt Wei, Dad and Mom are still in their bedroom, refusing to come out. Can you make a detour to my house and fetch me along to the amusement park? There’s no need to bring my parents along.” Ruan Danchen heard Qi Youxuan’s request.
“…” Ruan Danchen quickly took his cell phone away and told Wei Ran that they were departing soon; there was no need to trouble them.
She then hung up the phone and passed it back to Qi Youxuan. He was done tidying himself and even applied hair wax on his hair to shape it nicely.
“You were so happy last night and wanted the world to know that you finally had a mother, but now you want to shake us off today.” Ruan Danchen gave him a bitter stare.
Qi Youxuan was shocked and hugged her thighs immediately. “Mom, honestly I really want to go together with you!”
Ruan Danchen laughed. “Haha…my son won’t stay by my side after growing up.”
Qi Youxuan wrapped his legs around Ruan Danchen’s thighs as if hugging a pole after hearing her statement. “Mom, I’ll bring Mumu back to fulfill our filial duties to you in the future!”
Qi Chenglin had finished getting ready by then, wearing a light brown sweater and a pair of black, long pants on him as he exited the bedroom. He grabbed Qi Youxuan’s collar and yanked him away from Ruan Danchen’s thighs. “You’re heavy, so stop hanging on your mom.”
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Ruan Danchen made breakfast hastily and after the trio had finished gulping down the food, they departed to the amusement park.
Wei Ziqi and his family were waiting at the entrance of the amusement park when the trio arrived, with one cotton candy given to Little Muran and Little Muche respectively.
They greeted each other before Qi Chenglin set his eyes on the cart selling cotton candies.
He took a glance at Ruan Danchen and asked, “Do you want to eat cotton candy?”
Ruan Danchen could feel all the gazes fixed on her suddenly and made her feel embarrassed.
Qi Youxuan pulled Qi Chenglin’s shirt and asked, “Dad, did you ask the wrong person? You should’ve asked me.”
“Your Aunt Ruan has never been to an amusement park, so I’m bringing her here to relive childhood experiences.” Qi Chenglin lowered his gaze to stare at Qi Youxuan and added, “Of course, with you too.”
“…” Ruan Danchen and Qi Youxuan were dumbfounded.
Wei Ziqi and Wei Ran’s gazes made Ruan Danchen feel so embarrassed, even Little Muran and Little Muche gave her scornful gazes.
Ruan Danchen took out her phone silently and texted Qi Chenglin. [Do you want to sleep in the bedroom tonight?]
Qi Chenglin felt his phone’s vibration, so he took it out and opened the message. Then, he turned his head and gave Ruan Danchen an extremely innocent stare.
Ruan Danchen was nearly subdued by his current expression, but she quickly regained her consciousness and sent another message. [Don’t act cute!]
“…” Qi Chenglin failed to come up with a reply.
Qi Chenglin tidied his outfit and went to buy tickets in silence. He even took out his phone on his way to the ticket booth and turned on the front camera, using it as a mirror to take a look at himself. Which part of him radiated such frivolous temperament such as acting cute?
Ruan Danchen and Qi Youxuan were euphoric since they entered the amusement park. Ruan Danchen was acting like an overgrown child, playing with Qi Youxuan on various games facilities such as the carousel, bumper cars, flying elephant rides and so forth, which Qi Chenglin felt disdain to play with.
However, looking at Ruan Danchen’s delighted expression, Qi Chenglin had decided to come here with Ruan Danchen during his free time to play some exciting programs like the haunted house, et cetera.
Children were unable to play with the more exciting programs due to height limitations. They could not even enter the pirate ship in the park.
There were a few shop lots in the European-themed town in the park that were selling dolls or outfits related to the amusement park; even the blue dress from Frozen was sold here.
Little Muran was especially fond of the movie Frozen, so she was frozen on the spot the moment she saw the blue dress hanging in the display cabinet.
There was no need for Little Muran to say anything. Wei Ran and Wei Ziqi, who was a maniac in spoiling his daughter, noticed Little Muran’s gaze and immediately brought her into the shop, leaving Little Muche at Qi Chenglin’s side. Wei Ziqi asked the shop assistant to take the dress out and let Little Muran try it on.
Little Muran appeared especially beautiful in the blue dress, looking as sweet as candy, nearly melting Ruan Danchen’s heart.
Qi Chenglin noticed Ruan Danchen’s reaction, so he leaned forward and whispered, “Jealous?”
Ruan Danchen blushed and replied softly, “It’s nice to have a daughter.”
“Then let’s work hard together,” Qi Chenglin whispered back at her. His voice was charming and husky as if plucking the cello string.
Ruan Danchen lifted her gaze unconsciously and met with his burning gaze that radiated intense warmth. Qi Chenglin’s handsomeness deluded her and her ears started to turn red as the warmth in his eyes rested on her. She nearly forgot where she was at that moment.
Qi Chenglin leaned forward and planted a kiss of her pinkish ear, which deepened to a scarlet red color and resembled a lightbulb as predicted.
Qi Youxuan was used to this sort of scenery between his parents. He stared at his parents calmly before shifting his gaze to his future brother-in-law left alone by Wei Ziqi and Wei Ran. “Brother-in-law, please give me your support on my marriage with your sister in the future. When my mom would give birth to my sister, I’ll let her be your child-bride. You give me your sister and I’ll give you mine. None of us will suffer any losses if we’re deeply attached to each other.”
“…” Qi Chenglin, Ruan Danchen, Wei Ziqi, and Wei Ran were at a loss of words.
“I think for a son like you who isn’t loved by parents, there’s no need to count on them to be concerned about your future marriage. Don’t you worry, I’ll act as your father and love you with all my heart in the future,” Qi Youxuan said sincerely.
“…” Wei Ziqi glared at Qi Chenglin. “Where did your son learn all these from?”
“He watched Justice Bao with Grandmother Qi in the manor during the holidays. There were quite a number of plots about poverty and suffering,” Qi Chenglin explained calmly.
“…” Wei Ziqi was dumbfounded.
He had no intention of becoming Qi Chenglin’s best friend now.
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Wei Ziqi bought a set of blue dresses for his precious daughter and let her wore it the instant they left the shop before heading toward the Ferris wheel.
However, Wei Ziqi tried his very best to separate Qi Youxuan and Little Muran after listening to Qi Youxuan’s statement.
He did not even agree to sit in the same passenger cabin in the Ferris wheel with Qi Chenglin’s family.
Even though Qi Chenglin did not have the intention to sit together with Wei Ziqi’s family, he wanted to throw Qi Youxuan to them so that he could have some sweet moment with Ruan Danchen, though Wei Ziqi denied his request.
Qi Chenglin had no choice but to bring Qi Youxuan along with them as a third wheeler, though he forced Qi Youxuan to sit alone on the bench opposite them in the cabin.
Their passenger cabin was rising slowly, and Qi Chenglin took out his phone, turned on the front camera to snap some selfies with Ruan Danchen. He then passed the phone to Qi Youxuan and asked him to snap a photo of them.
Qi Youxuan was plaintive when he took over Qi Chenglin’s phone. He felt that his parents were here for a date and considered him as their personal assistant.
“Can you guys please give my emotions some consideration? Your son is just a bachelor, so do you think it’s alright to show your affections publicly?” Qi Youxuan was fed up after taking the tenth photographs of his parents.
“Didn’t you have Muran already? So don’t need to pretend that you’re still single.” Qi Chenglin pouted and gave him a disdainful stare.
“Well, that’s true. It’s just that my future father-in-law is a little too stingy to separate the two of us persistently.” Qi Youxuan nodded happily.
“Be persistent in your goal. Muran will definitely go to Jixia Elementary School when the time comes. He can’t butt in anymore when you’re in school,” Qi Chenglin comforted Qi Youxuan.
“…” Ruan Danchen was left speechless.
Was this the right way to teach a child?
Qi Youxuan’s mood improved drastically after listening to Qi Chenglin’s statement. When they exited the Ferris wheel, Wei Ziqi could feel Qi Youxuan’s gaze on him was odd and weird.
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Time passed quickly during the holiday, and it was already time for work in a blink of an eye. Qi Youxuan was sent to Guan Liya’s house as his piano lesson had not started yet. Guan Liya would fetch him to school and Qi Chenglin and Ruan Danchen would fetch him back when they were done with their work.