Cultivation Chat Group Chapter 2800: I Only Need Your Body!

Chapter 2800: I Only Need Your Body!....
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
When the holy flames descended in front of him, Song Shuhang put up a series of defenses that looked impressive but were actually not very useful.
For example, he used the protective spiritual energy of the Eighth Stage, the power of virtue transforming into Fairy @#%×’s Virtue Palace of the Eighth Stage, and the defensive saber technique Inverted Scale Saber Technique, which Song Shuhang hadn’t put much effort into.
The saber qi was like a dragon, circling around Song Shuhang, but it was quickly defeated by the holy flames.
The holy flames fell on Song Shuhang’s body, turning him into a small burning man.
“Aaaah ~ Aaaah ~” Song Shuhang let out a miserable scream that made one’s soul tremble.
His interpretation of pain was so profound that even if ordinary people only heard the sorrowful screams, their tear glands would be stimulated, and they wouldn’t be able to help but cry—just like cutting onions.
At the same time, another Essence Soul crack appeared on his body. He had 15+1 cracks to split anyway, so he could take his time.
Additionally, Song Shuhang’s aura began to decrease at a speed visible to the naked eye, becoming weaker. He had several magical treasures on him that could suppress the intensity of his aura. As long as he adjusted them slightly, he could achieve the above effect.
In the void, the big-eyed planet was in a great mood.
Although he couldn’t kill Tyrannical Song, as long as he screamed and suffered, the big-eyed planet would be so happy that he couldn’t sleep.
‘Accept pain, understand pain, and experience pain, Tyrannical Song. Today, I will make you the most miserable person in the world.’
‘Demon Eye, Distortion!’ In the giant eyes of the big-eyed planet boss, a painful eye-bloodline technique that could cruelly twist objects into fried dough twists was cast.
Under its control, this eye technique wouldn’t kill Tyrannical Song, but it could twist him into a fried dough twist or even a dumpling!
The terrifying power of the eye-bloodline technique directly landed on Song Shuhang’s body while his defenses were broken.
‘Another new attack?’ Song Shuhang felt that a new attack was about to land on his body, so he took a deep breath and charged up his strength.
Then, he screamed again.
His screams were hoarse, as mournful as a cuckoo crying blood!
Moreover, to prevent the big-eyed planet’s boss from getting tired of his monotonous screams, the rhythm of his screams changed each time.
Actors should have their own dedication—On the Self-Cultivation of Actors.
After the scream ended, another crack appeared on Song Shuhang’s body, and his aura also decreased further.
Opposite him…
The big-eyed planet was confused.
I used the Distorted Demon Eye just now, right?
According to Tyrannical Song’s previous feedback and deduction of his physical fitness, his body should be twisted into a fried dough twist.
But what the hell was Tyrannical Song’s ‘body with an extra crack’ about?
This is the Distorted Demon Eye, not the Cracking Demon Eye.
The big-eyed planet’s attack stopped. With its computing power, it instantly deduced the truth—Tyrannical Song had been putting on an act to fool it.
Tyrannical Song’s screams were still as painful as ever, as if he was experiencing the pain of the eighteenth level of hell.
But at this moment, Tyrannical Song’s soulful scream was extremely ear-piercing to the big-eyed planet!
Tyrannical Song was playing with it like a ball!
‘Eh? The atmosphere is not right?’ Song Shuhang, who was seriously acting, suddenly found the atmosphere a little awkward.
He secretly glanced at the big-eyed planet. Unfortunately, he could not tell what the other party was thinking from his eyes.
However, Song Shuhang’s intuition told him that the other party might have seen through his acting.
‘Did I give myself away somewhere?’ As Song Shuhang shouted, he awkwardly stopped. The other party had already seen through him, and if he continued to shout, he would feel like a fool.
‘Scream, continue screaming!’ A message was transmitted from the big-eyed planet.
Song Shuhang was speechless.
‘I almost let you fool me. I won’t give you the chance to act anymore. I want to give you the greatest pain.’ The big-eyed planet sent a message.
Its mental energy locked onto Song Shuhang, and a new eye technique condensed in its huge eyes—the Dissolving Demon Eye, also known as the Thousand Chopping Demon Eye.
Since Tyrannical Song liked to split up, it would satisfy him.
‘How did you find out that I was acting?’ Song Shuhang asked slowly. He was very good at acting, and his screams were very accurate. He even split his body open and suppressed his aura without any flaws.
The big-eyed planet’s pupils lit up. It didn’t want to answer Song Shuhang, nor did it want to talk nonsense. It just wanted to tear Tyrannical Song’s body into pieces.
In a situation where one party did not want to chat at all, they naturally could not continue chatting.
‘Madam Long Luo, are you still not done?’ Song Shuhang said anxiously.
The big-eyed planet was going to exert its strength. If he continued to be passively beaten, he would really have to taste the pain.
However, Madam Long Luo didn’t immediately reply to Song Shuhang.
‘Ms. Chubby Ball ~ I can’t hold on anymore.’ Song Shuhang quickly changed the way he addressed her.
‘Right now.’ Madam Long Luo replied, ‘Give me the golden core’s QR code!’
‘You can already add me as a friend?’ Song Shuhang asked. At the same time, he quickly took out the ‘Golden Core QR code’ and enlarged it, allowing it to shine in the eyes of the big-eyed planet boss.
The big-eyed planet’s boss’s gaze and mental energy were locked on Song Shuhang.
As soon as the golden core’s QR code was swiped, its mental power subconsciously swiped over it.
‘Ding You have added Tyrannical Song as a friend and have been added to the ‘Blacklist 2,’ nickname: Big Eyeball. I wish you a happy life.’
The big-eyed planet was confused.
What the hell was this?
Before it could react, Tyrannical Song on the other side made a new move.
A divine eye opened on Tyrannical Song’s forehead.
This divine third eye had the aura of its master, which had a strong restraining effect on it.
‘Send the information of my newly weaved program to it!’ Madam Long Luo warned.
She had been modifying the ‘client program’ into a ‘virus-type’ program.
The big-eyed planet boss could indeed become the most perfect server carrier for the ‘cultivation’ function client. However, she and Song Shuhang didn’t need to subdue the big-eyed planet’s big shot and take him as a pet.
They only needed a portion of the big-eyed planet boss’s memory as the server for the client download.
Therefore, he only needed to launch the ‘client program’ into the big-eyed planet’s body and use the authority of the ‘divine third eye’ to solidify the program.
Next, he could send the big-eyed planet away…
‘Ms. Chubby Ball, you are awesome ~’ Song Shuhang tried his best to flatter her. At the same time, his divine third eye flashed, and a ray of light shot into the big-eyed planet’s big shot’s pupil.
As for Madam Long Luo, she cooperated with Song Shuhang and used the ‘friend private chat’ function to send the other part of the ‘cultivation chat program fixed patch package’ directly to the big-eyed planet.