Rebirth: Pampered Wife’s Counterattack Chapter 23

Chapter 23: Don’t Close The Door When You Use The Toilet (2)

Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
Liu Li was well aware of how possessive his CEO was. He quickly turned around. “Fattie, you’re too shameless. You won’t even close the door when you use the toilet!”
She wouldn’t actually do it without closing the door.
She had simply been teasing Liu Li. Who asked him to be so wary of her?
“That’s right, I won’t.” She released her skirt and sat on the toilet for a short rest.
“Liu Li, what are you doing!” Bai Qinghao’s heavy voice came from the living room.
“Boss, this subordinate is ‘protecting’ Miss Fang!” He would never admit that he was guarding against her. Otherwise, he would definitely be punished.
Fang Xinxin stood up. The instant her butt left the seat, the motion sensor noticed her movements and the toilet flushed on its own.
She passed by Liu Li as she left the bathroom.
She patted him on the shoulder and said mockingly, “You protected me with so much ‘dedication’. Thank you for the hard work, Bodyguard Liu.”
“Please don’t touch my shoulders. You didn’t wash your hands after using the restroom!” Liu Li’s expression was full of disdain.
Fang Xinxin did not even use the restroom. However, she intentionally tried to disgust him. “That’s right. My hands were stained with shit. I wiped them off on your clothes.”
“…” Liu Li’s expression revealed how hard he was struggling to tolerate her. “Fattie Fang, can you not be so disgusting?”
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“Can you grow some brain cells? It hasn’t even been two minutes. Who can take a dump that quickly?”
“Two minutes is more than enough for me!”
“Even to poop?” She asked.
He harrumphed. “Naturally. That’s what it means to be efficient.”
“Well, I need at least 5 to 10 minutes to do that.”
Then she said honestly, “I didn’t poop earlier. If there is any shit on my hands, it was probably left by your boss in that toilet.”
“Ah… boss’s shit! Then it sure smells good.” In Liu Li’s heart, he was akin to his god.
1
This time, it was Fang Xinxin who was dumbstruck. “It’s only today that I understood how much of a bootlicker you are.”
Bai Qinghao was sitting on a luxurious sofa imported from Italy. When he heard their conversation, three black lines appeared on his forehead. He spoke in a heavy voice. “What nonsense are you saying! Liu Li, explain to Fang Xinxin properly.”
Liu Li could only speak respectfully. “Miss Fang, our CEO has mysophobia. First, there’s no way he wouldn’t flush after using the toilet. Two, there’s no way he would tolerate even the slightest speck of dirt in his toilet. His toilet is even cleaner than your face. Thus, your theory that your hands were dirtied with my CEO’s shit is unrealistic. In this lifetime, it’s unlikely that you’ll ever see my CEO’s shit.”
“Is that so?” Fang Xinxin gritted her teeth and was provoked by his words. “Argh, can you not compare this woman’s face to a toilet?”
“It’s the honest truth.”
“Fuck!” Fang Xinxin cursed. “In the future, when I become beautiful, I’ll definitely blind your cheap eyes.”
“Do you mean, in our next lives?” Liu Li was very sincere.
“Hmph.” Fang Xinxin returned to the living room and raised her voice at Bai Qinghao. “Qinghao, the next time you’re taking a dump, let me have a look.”
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Bai Qinghao was holding the tea cup and had taken a sip when he heard her words. He nearly spat the drink out.
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Thankfully, he was sufficiently well brought up and would never commit such an action.
He forced himself to swallow, only for it to go down the wrong tube. He immediately choked and coughed.
Fang Xinxin, this fucking woman! Her frightening words were truly relentless.
“Are you all right? “Fang Xinxin rushed to his side.
She reached out and patted his chest. She spoke softly as though coaxing a child. “There there. You’ll be fine after a moment…”
Bai Qinghao stared at her in shock. It seemed like… she no longer disliked touching him?