Lazy Dungeon Master Chapter 348 - Reckless

Reckless
​ Alright. So a number of things happened, but the stairs finally turned into a nice campfire.
​ “… So, Aidi-san? You can go further in if you want, you know?”
​ [Oh, sorry. This whole setting fire thing turned out pretty fun… Rokuko, perhaps you understand how I feel?]
​ “Nope! Now hurry up and finish him off.”
​ We urged Aidi to continue on after she’d forgotten what she was meant to be doing due to amusing herself with the fire.
​ The smoke should’ve spread enough through the second floor as well, so leaving the fire at that should be fine.
​ [By the way, what about exploring the underground areas?]
​ “Oh, yeah. We’re already somewhere in the third floor… I wonder how far it’ll go?”
​ [… Eh? Already?]
​ Yeah, so the stairway leading down to the third floor was basically right next to the second floor’s entrance. It was hidden behind a fake wall, though. I figure it was probably one of those [Illusory Wall] things Haku-san mentioned.
​ “It was hidden in a seemingly empty passageway, so it probably would’ve taken a long time if we’d searched the normal way.”
​ “Kehma, why’d you have the squirrels run along the walls?”
​ “You should always scout labyrinths by using the right hand method, right? I mean, it’s his fault for putting it so close to the start of the floor.”
​ Even if he couldn’t have overcome the method, he should have at least put it along the outside edge… Or even closer to the middle of the floor surrounded by a ton of traps, that’s common enough too…
​ “They’ll only be useful as support and have to stop as soon as they reach a Boss Room, though. We can just let gargoyles travel there directly after we find the shortest route, sooo… Open a gate, summoning a stone creature that wields magic, enslaving it—[Summon Gargoyle]. Alright, listen to Orange’s instructions~”
​ “Nkyuu, go to the room with the gate passage~”
​ By the way, Orange was pretty good at deploying monsters I summon.
​ Well, I usually just do golem deployment in our dungeon. It’s not like I don’t get it. 1
​ [Could I burn just a little more?]
​ “… I’d prefer you scouting around more though?”
​ [The gargoyles should be fine on their own. They’re stone and can fly, so they should be alright even without stairs, yeah?]
​ “Oh well… Open a gate, summoning a stone creature that wields magic, enslaving it—[Summon Gargoyle]. Go and help with the dungeon exploration. Orange, I’m gonna keep ’em coming!”
​ “Gotcha~”
​ I summoned gargoyle after gargoyle as if I were some gargoyle factory.
​ It was even easier than [Create Golem]. As expected of Haku-san’s recommendation!
​ “Aidi, could you summon some skeletons?”
​ [I’d prefer to save my magical power for when I fight Core No. 564.]
​ “That’s fine, then.”
​ [Yeah… Ah, those reinforcements you sent just now weren’t necessary. It looks as if he came to me.]
​ “Eh?”
​ Just then, Aidi twisted her body.
​ ZUBONG~!
​ A sword that had soared in from nowhere pierced and lodged itself into the wall.
​ [No. 666iiiiiiiiiix!!]
​ [Hello, No. 564. I’ve received your invitation for a dance and accept.]
​ Immediately after the sword made its appearance, Core No. 564 did as well. Yep, he was straight up huge being two heads taller than Aidi—with a goat head, to boot. He held a separate sword to the one he’d lodged into the wall.
​ “… So we wound up luring him out, huh?”
​ Well, of course he’d be angry from us lighting his house on fire. Even I’d be.
​ “Kehma, would it be our win if we defeated him?”
​ “Well, it wouldn’t be an immediate victory if we did… but it would be about the same. Killing might be no good? I don’t know if that’s allowed~”
​ I’d tried making that a question aimed at the VIP room, but I didn’t get an answer.
​ Perhaps they weren’t watching each and every thing happening in our Master Room here? Speaking to myself is embarrassing.
​ “… Umm, Aidi, try only half killing him?”
​ [Oh… I’m not certain if I could win if I don’t go for the kill though?]
​ While saying that, she deflected Core No. 564’s sword.
​ [Gunu! You braaaaaat!]
​ [You think yourself all that for being just one series older? Kusukusu.]
​ Err, she looks like she could easily manage to not kill him though? She didn’t even seem to be straining herself.
​ I mean, even though Core No. 564 seemed to be stronger, his anger seemed to make his movements monotonous. Not like I’m any expert in that stuff, but still.
​ [My Glorious Self will tear off your limbs and make you a wall ornament!!]
​ [Well that sounds scary. In that case, perhaps I should take your head as a decoration for my home?]
​ Perhaps I should say that I’d expected as much from the Demon King Faction? They spoke to each other as if they were each sure they’d kill the other.
​ [Summon Bloody Ghost!]
​ [Open a gate. Summon a bone demon and enslave it—[Summon Skeleton]]
​ In response to Core No. 564 summoning a red ghost-type monster with DP, Aidi used her magical power to bring forth a skeleton. Just as Core No. 564 managed to kill the skeleton blocking him, Aidi managed to round down the ghost with her fire magic sword.
​ … Attributed magic swords can defeat ghosts? Or maybe it’s due to something else, like its [Indestructible] attribute?
​ “Hey, Aidi, want us to summon a monster to help?”
​ [No, Rokuko. I want to continue this dueldance one-on-one.]
​ With that, I decided to divide the gargoyles into groups to search the mansion.
​ To be exact, I had them enter from the sky.
​ … I mean, is it not normal to leave when you see smoke billowing out? But are those not windows? It’s not entering if it’s entered from the sky.
​ We’re not doing this normally? Come now, are there not so many gargoyles that we must use all of the windows to enter?
​ Oh, Core No. 564’s private room—is it not just a bedroom?
​ Are we not still searching?
​ There’re still succubi but they’re weak to the smoke and their charm does not barely not not do anything?
​ And what do you know, is that not the Dungeon Core?
​ Oh. It is not.
​ It’s not not a Dummy Core.
​ Did he not use Castling—?
​ Okay, enough with that. I guess he really did use Castling?
​ Still though, I suppose that means the Dungeon Core is underground somewhere.
​ By the way, Dummy Cores that have been touched can’t be used in the rest of the Dungeon Battle. That’s a rule. That is, the verdict on using a Dummy Core that had already been touched to perform Castling is that the Dungeon Core itself was touched.
​ [—!]
​ [Oh, it looks like he made it. You’ve even diverted your attention.]
​ [Ge ho—… dammit! Dammit! DAMMIT!! How dare you enter My Glorious Self’s bedroooooom!]
​ His attention diverted—diverted toward something he should have been ready for from the start, but still–he’d presented an opening. The fight leaned even further in Aidi’s favor.
​ My bad for entering your bedroom, man. But come on, could you not put your Dungeon Core in there? It’s kind of your fault at that point.
​ Just as I started to feel that things were going our way—
​ [This duel is temporarily postponed! Summon Basilisk—dammit, such waste!]
​ [Whoops—poison and petrification are annoying.]
​ With large three snakes appearing before her, Aidi closed her eyes and fought back. Core No. 564 took the chance to escape.
​ And then he disappeared. He’d probably used [Deployment] on himself to go underground.
​ Alrighty then, I suppose all that’s left is to clear the underground dungeon.
​ I mean, that even easier. I was going to do that anyway. Could we hurry this up so I can get back to sleep?