These Dangerous Girls Placed Me Into Jeopardy Volume 3,Chapter 32 - A Boy or a Girl (2)

Chapter 32: A Boy or a Girl (2)Translator: Night Fury

The door of the elevator opened when we reached the twelfth floor. And I finally saw a common scene.
Now this building seemed like a common apartment building with four room doors.
Li Nai took us to one of the rooms. When she opened the door, I found the room was extremely spacious. When I looked back, I saw four doors behind me. So the four rooms were actually connected to each other.
Wouldn’t it be a problem?!
Was this building going to collapse?
“I’ve brought the newbie here!”
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“Ah…” The three people in the room looked at us at the same time without saying anything.
As I was going to greet to them and introduce myself, Li Nai spoke ahead of me,
“Puff, you really are indifferent to everything! Well, little transparent guy, Junior Bai, let me introduce them to you.” Eh, you sure that was the right thing to do?
“The one with curly hair who had two black circles under his eyes calls Eddie. He should have joined the Research Department. I don’t know what has driven him to go to the Search Department. He is good at blowing up things! He is able to explode anything!” There were a pile of instruments of which I didn’t even know the uses, a pile of glass containers inside of which were unknown liquids and three side-by-side display screens as well as some messy cables in the corner of the large room. The curly hair young man whose dark circles were comparable to the panda’s were sitting right inside those objects. He was wearing a short-sleeve white gown. But I didn’t know why his arms were both bandaged… No, I should say, all of his exposed skins were bandaged, even his neck. He would be just like a mummy if he just bandaged his face. Right now, he was holding a conical flask in front of his eyes and staring at something with his eyes squinted.
Hearing Li Nai’s introduction, he put the flask on the desk and sized us up and down. Finally, he fixed his eyes on Li Nai and retorted her unhappily,
“I need to correct you that I am a scientist, not a explodonator.” The next second after he had said those words, the flask which had been put on the desk suddenly exploded. I saw purple smokes appearing in the air, and a pile of the unknown liquid began to erode the desk.
“Oh…” This was awkward.
If I wasn’t able to see his title, I would really assume him as an expert of the explosion.
However, Eddie didn’t lie. He really was a scientist. But he missed the word ‘crazy’.
[Crazy Scientist][Eddie Frankenstein] Eddie was also one of my classmates. But he was always mistaken to be our chemistry teacher because he wore that white gown all the time in school.
What was more absurd, he really had pretended to be a chemistry teacher and lectured a class of the twelfth grade when he had been in the tenth grade. Although he had been caught by Miss Zhen in the middle of the class, he had still made a huge impact.
After Eddie had given a lesson to the students of that class, those students’ enthusiasm of learning had run very high. Everyone had been determined to be a Doctor. At last, all the students of that class had gone to the college. And eighty percents of them had got accepted by the elite school… Eddie had nearly brainwashed them.
Then a girl who wore like a Japanese maid walked over to clean up the residues of the explosion and the spot.
“The short hair beauty next to Eddie names Xiao Ai. She may look adorable and have a soft body. But she is actually a robot~” Li Nai walked over to touch Xiao Ai’s head. However, the latter only raised her hands angrily and protested,
“Correct yourself! Xiao Ai is a general household appliance, not a robot!” [General Household Appliance][Xiao Ai] Li Nai held Xiao Ai in her arms and rubbed the little girl, saying in admiration,
“I don’t know why Eddie has been so lucky to accidentally create such a cute robot when he actually wanted to make an inflatable doll… Ah~ I envy him so much~ I mean, just give Xiao Ai to me, Eddie~”
“Fine, you can have her. Don’t forget to pay the electric charge, the component fee and the maintenance fee.”
“What? Master, are you going to abandon me? I cook, clean the room and do the laundry for you every day. What have I done wrong? Is it because of the new mainboard you have bought the other day? You don’t like me anymore because I am just an old model, right? Awe, awe, men are all unfaithful who love the new and loathe the old. You don’t have a conscience! I really am the most miserable robot. Ah no, household appliance. Awe awe awe awe…”
“Ah, stop crying, stop crying. Xiao Ai is the most obedient girl~ Don’t care about that jerk Eddie. His head must be injured in one of his explosion. Even a zombie like me wants to spit to his awful head. Oh, right, Eddie, please add the feature of shedding tears to Xiao Ai. The girls always look pretty when they are weeping!”
“… Stupid.” Eddie rolled his eyes and uttered the word in my mind. Then he turned around and said,
“Hey, An Juncheng, right? My name’s Eddie… Actually I don’t need to introduce myself, right? We are in the same class after all. I know we are not so familiar to each other, but at least we know each other.”
“What! Why do I don’t remember this guy in the class! Did I lost my default folder? Or master, you have formatted my disk?!”
“Why have I created such a dumb thing… Why can’t Xiao Ai be docile like Pearl…” Eddie scratched his head distractedly. After he glared at Xiao Ai fiercely, he turned around and apologized to me,
“I’m so sorry… There was a blast during the procedure of creating this robot. Then the main program generated some strange codes which make Xiao Ai speak foolish words all the time. You can just ignore her.”
“What, what?! There was a blast? Maybe I was from another world and transformed into a robot in this world, I mean general household appliance!”
“Why are you so obsessed in calling yourself household appliance…”
“Because the only thing I could do is doing housework! My master knows nothing about the household chores. He is a completely useless guy in daily life. That’s why he has created me to help him!”
“You inefficient robot! Shut up! Remember that you have ruined my white gown when your job was to wash it?!
“I was merely testing a new posture of washing your clothes!” Seeing them quarreling with each other, I didn’t know why but I just kind of sympathized them because I felt like I had the same complaints.
“Ah, ah ha ha ha…” In some points, this pair of master and servant were quite similar…
“… Eh…” Suddenly I felt someone was dragging my sleeves.
“Huh?” When I turned around, I found a short hair boy who looked like a small animal giving an obeisance to me carefully and saying,
“Eh, hello, you must be An Juncheng. My name is Phil. I’m also a member of the sixth office. I would appreciate your guidance in the future.” His sweet smile shot through my heart like a sharp arrow.
[Intern Angel][Phil]
“… Oh, oh, oh! That makes the two of us!” An angel…! This boy!
I didn’t mean his title. His appearance, his voice and his behaviors made him look like a real angel!
For a moment, I really thought that he was a girl. But he actually was a boy… Wait, is he really?
Was he a boy or a girl… Suddenly I lost my ability of judging one’s gender.
He seemed too pretty to be a boy.
But if this was a girl, I still felt there was something missing… I never really paid attention to Phil when I was in the class. And now, under the close observation, I suddenly realized that… there was a person whom I couldn’t even tell if it was a boy or a girl in our class!
That was just against the law!
The gender setting button of him must be forgotten to be pushed!