Endless Journey: Infinite Realms 271 Interlude Chapter: The Emperor and his Jesters

271 Interlude Chapter: The Emperor and his Jesters

Emperor Litch: So you seven… are the familiars of Vessel 969? Hmm, you all look pretty impressive.
Wrath: Shut up you imposter. Bring our master back to us!
Pride: Yeah! Go back now! I don't like you!
Gluttony: You don't look tasty at all.
Greed: Do you have any valuables with you?
Lust: Mmm… You look like you have a lot of experience… do you think you can entertain me with some of your 'knowledge'?
Sloth: Please be quiet. I want to sleep.
Envy: P-p-please leave! We only want our master!
Emperor Litch: Hahaha! Such a lively bunch! Now I see why Vessel 969 keeps you all with him! You are his jesters!
Envy: We are nothing like that! We are master's most faithful servants! We channel his power, and he takes care of us!
Wrath: Yes! Master always fights with me! He always makes me happy!
Pride: Master allows me to showcase my glory. He really is the best!
Greed: Master always gives me many power and items! He loves me!
Gluttony: Master always makes me full!
Lust: Well master… at least he gives me some of his 'special books'…
Sloth: Master doesn't bother me….
Emperor Litch: Oh… so in short, you seven were Vessel 969's magical pets. Thank you for clearing up my misunderstanding.
Wrath: Oi! We're nothing like that! Do you really want a beating?
Emperor Litch: Well, well, well, aren't you a feisty one. If you want to fight, then attack me now! I, the glorious Emperor Litch, shall allow you to land a hit on me! Come on, take this opportunity in your hands!
Wrath: Hmph, you shall regret this! [Proceeds to attack Emperor Litch]
Emperor Litch: That's it? I expected more.
Wrath: What? Just you wait! Let me attack again!
Emperor Litch: Feel free to do so.
Wrath: Hah! [Attacks the Emperor once more]
Emperor Litch: You six, you can attack too. It's just unfair if only one of you attacks me, right?
Pride: Heh, that pride of yours will be your downfall! [Proceeds to attack the Emperor too]
Emperor Litch: [Yawns] I feel a little ticklish…
Gluttony: [Bites the Emperor then vomits afterwards]. Ugh! You taste bad!
Emperor Litch: ...
Greed: Ugh, you don't have any openings! I can't steal money from you! Our master always has openings! Why don't you have one?
Emperor Litch: Maybe your master just lets you steal from him. You don't look like the guy that can steal that well.
Greed: Ta-ta-take that back!
Sloth: [Starts to sleep] Zzzz…
Envy: Ca-ca-can we talk about this in civil terms? Fighting against each other is not good!
Emperor LItch: You call this 'fighting'? I thought you were giving me a free massage.
Wrath: Shu-shut up! We're not done yet!
Pride: Yes! We are not done yet! We won't lose to people like you!
Emperor Litch: Oh really? [Yawns] Ok, just continue what you are doing. I shall sleep for now. [Lies down on the Lingo's skin]
Wrath: Hey! Don't ignore us!
Pride: F**king wake up!
Lust: Hey! Give me some good time!
Sloth: Zzz….
Gluttony: [Is still vomiting] Blergh!
Greed: [Starts crying] Waaah!
Wrath: [Starts crying too] Waaah!
Pride: [Starts crying too] Waaah!
Gluttony: [Cries while vomiting] Blergh! Waaaah!
Sloth: [Wakes up] What the? [Gets elbowed by the crying Greed]
Sloth: [Starts crying too] Waaah!
Envy: [She cried too] Waaah!
Emperor Litch: ….