MMO: Pierce Heaven Til' It Breaks Chapter 259 - The Perfect Pair

Chapter 259: The Perfect Pair

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
She’s overpowered!
Li Yi had long heard about Princess Huaiyu’s peculiar temper. It was no longer a rumor after Li Yi had witnessed it for himself that day. Although Unease Without Ejaculation had only posed a question, she immediately turned hostile as if he was the one at fault…
Unease Without Ejaculation made his way back to his corpse in a rush as he wished to fight against Princess Huaiyu again.
The victor would be hard to determine if these two were to PK fair and square. Unfortunately, Princess Huaiyu had the upper hand as Unease Without Ejaculation had only half of his HP when he revived. How could he tank Princess Huaiyu’s burst of attacks in that state?
He was felled following the three consecutive revives and stood no chance against Princess Huaiyu in this state. Unease Without Ejaculation eventually stopped resurrecting and threatened Princess Huaiyu verbally. “I’ll remember this!”
He decided to revive at the temple and his corpse disappeared following that.
Princess Huaiyu smirked as she was not concerned with Unease Without Ejaculation’s threat at all.
“Those who dare to snatch my pet away shall die!”
Princess Huaiyu sent a regional message to get her point across.
“You’ll regret this someday!” Unease Without Ejaculation responded via a regional message.
“Oh? Who are these people? How dare they act so arrogant?”
As Princess Huaiyu and Unease Ejaculation were flaming each other on the Region Channel, a nasty voice butted into the Regional Channel as well. That person was Not Gray Wolf.
“Honey, the spawn point is just ahead. You should slow down, there’s no need to rush. Don’t worry, I’m here! I’ll kill whoever dares to take your pet away from you on the spot!”
Two figures emerged from the horizon. The one walking up front was a seductive woman clothed in red from top to bottom. She had a longbow held in one hand and she had left her name displayed for all to see. She was Call Me Red Wolf. Trailing behind like a loyal hound was Not Gray Wolf, who would praise her every once in a while.
The perfect pair had now appeared to contest the Lightning Leopard.
Li Yi was surprised.
Not Gray Wolf was notorious for his horrible moral compass. He was so unethical that he would betray just about anyone, be it brother, guild master, guild members, enemies, friends, and the like. Anyone that had encountered him before had no good words to describe him.
There was, however, one exception. This woman, Call Me Red Wolf, was Gray Wolf’s actual wife.
Rumor had it that Gray Wolf’s was the boss of a bath center. Not a legitimate one but a bath center that came with special services. His wife was formerly one of the service ladies in his bath center where she was responsible for cleaning the customers’ meat using either her hands or mouth. As her performance was off the charts, she was promoted to the meat manager by Old Gray Wolf and this was where their story began…
Gray Wolf was the dominant one in the beginning. However, as time went by, Call Me Red Wolf had become more and more oppressive that she had become the alpha instead. Old Gray Wolf had become so submissive that he would not dare to defy her. He was so afraid of her that he would break down just by hearing her voice. Old Gray had named his character Not Gray Wolf in the King of Pantheon as a means to express his feelings so that he could reposition himself back to the domineering one. However, he did not expect his wife to join the game as well as name herself Call Me Red Wolf to stay in power. This incident had then been spread as a jest to the public.
Though Old Gray Wolf had an incredibly bad moral compass, his wife was worse than him. While Old Gray was a very shady man, his wife would borrow money from everyone through seductive means. She would never return the money she had borrowed and would criticize the opposing party for not being faithful to her if they refused to lend her any money.
A good show was bound to unfold as this pair arrived at the scene.
Li Yi grinned happily on the tree as he thought to himself.
Although Not Gray Wolf’s skill was average, his wife was the epitome of a professional player. She was an Archer who focused primarily on the Trap Path. He recalled that there was an article dedicated to ranking the top Archers from the Western Continent. In this, Call Me Red Wolf was rank three, followed by Princess Huaiyu at rank eight while Unease Without Ejaculation was at rank ten.
If her skill level was anything less than that of a superhuman, she wouldn’t be able to become the third most powerful Archer on the Western Continent.
“Who is this little girl? Can you make way for me?” Call Me Red Wolf roared as she encountered Princess Huaiyu.
“Get lost if you don’t want to die!” Princess Huaiyu’s tone was harsh as usual.
“You sound rather arrogant. Sigh. Dear, why don’t you go and rape her.” Call Me Red Wolf stomped and pointed at Princess Huaiyu like a young innocent girl as Not Gray Wolf charged towards the latter like a hound.
“Since the young lady is so wild, are you hinting for me to f*ck you in the mouth!”
Not Gray Wolf’s Skull Staff glowed as eight white skeletons crawled out from the ground.
Whoosh…
The Golden-feathered Eagle appeared in front Not Gray Wolf out of the blue and reached out its claws.
Blind!
“Oh no. I can’t see anything at all. Honey, please save me!” Not Gray Wolf turned around with his eyes wide open as he kept screaming for help.
Call Me Red Wolf started moving but she was not trying to save Gray Wolf. Instead, she had taken the time to set up several traps in the vicinity.
Similar to the Pet Path, the restriction would be lifted once 45 points had been added into the Trap Path and they would be able to set up multiple traps at the same time.
Princess Huaiyu attacked Not Gray Wolf as she unleashed bolt after bolt furiously. She didn’t relent up till the point Not Gray Wolf fell to the ground as the Blind effect ended abruptly with his death.
Tsk! Tsk! Tsk! Tsk!
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Damage values kept appearing above Princess Huaiyu’s head. It was the Poisonous Spike Vine Trap’s effect cast by Call Me Red Wolf earlier.
This was how the Poisonous Thorn Trap worked. The Archer would set up a Spike Trap on the ground before supplementing it with a bag of poisonous vine seeds. By doing so, the poisonous vine seed would grow to encompass the area at the rate of half a meter per second. The AoE of the Level 1 Poisonous Spike Vine Trap was 30 yards and the distance would increase to 200 yards once it had reached Level 20.
The Poisonous Spike Vine Trap was a very useful skill. Not only was it able to consistently drain the enemy’s HP, but it could also reduce their SPD and had a small chance of paralyzing as well. It was one of the most useful skills for Archers who chose the Trap Path.
Not Gray Wolf was killed on the spot by Princes Huaiyu as Call Me Red Wolf had finished setting up all of her traps. This had caused Princess Huaiyu to be affected by a bunch of debuffs such as Dizzy, Paralyzed, Slow, Weakened, Delayed…
“This is the result of going against me!”
Call Me Red Wolf was running around Princess Huaiyu gleefully as she let loose arrows at the now helpless target.
“Idiots like you must die!” Princess Huaiyu was infuriated as she whistled to summon her trump card.
“Come on out Purple-gold Combat Tiger.”
“Growl…”
The Golden-feathered Eagle vanished as the Purple-gold Combat Tiger appeared in front of Princess Huaiyu. It slammed its claws onto the ground, causing a shockwave to spread out as Call Me Red Wolf’s traps were all instantly destroyed with a chain of crackling sound.
This was the Purple-gold Combat Tiger’s Epic-Level Skill, Malicious Nullification!”
[Malicious Nullification: Erases all debuffs and silence the target’s skills that were used for 1 minute!]
Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!
Princess Huaiyu gave all she had with her crossbow as Call Me Red Wolf bolted in panic. The latter had even activated her shoe’s special skill to increase her movement speed as she attempted to create some distance away from Princess Huaiyu.
A crossbows attributes were quite different from that of a bow. While the crossbow had high attacking speed, it had a short range whereas a bow had a long range but slow attacking speed. This was exactly why Call Me Red Wolf was trying to widen the gap between her and Princess Huaiyu. She wanted to take advantage of her attack range so that the enemy would not able to injure her.
“Growl…”
In an instant, the Purple-gold Combat Tiger rushed towards Call Me Red Wolf and stunned her as it swept its claws.
“Die!”
Princess Huaiyu ran in front of Call Me Red Wolf and shot as fast as she could at her without mercy. Call Me Red Wolf was hit by dozens of arrows before she groaned and fell to the ground…
“This is what happens when someone fools around!” Princess Huaiyu spat at Call Me Red Wolf as she scorned.
“This is what happens when someone fools around. F*cking explode out of here!”
Call Me Red Wolf screamed while she laid on the ground and an explosion followed shortly after. A bright light flashed on Princess Huaiyu’s body as the explosion sent her into the sky.
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Enhanced Explosion Trap!
“Do you take me as a vegan? I’ll let you know right here and now that I’m not and I prefer to be eating your guts.” Call Me Red Wolf gave off a cold smile as she climbed up from the ground.
Archers who focused on the Trap Path, also known as the Survival Path, had incredible survivability. Although Call Me Red Wolf was indeed killed by Princess Huaiyu, she had cast an Epic-Level Skill called Keep Going If Alive before she died.
[Keep Going If Alive: The upgraded version of Archer’s Pseudocide. The player remains alive once it is used even if the player’s HP has dropped to zero and will enter the Pseudocide State. (The player will not be able to move for 5 seconds once they lay on the ground and will truly die when attacked within this period). Skill lasts for 12 seconds.]
“You’re incredible dear, simply incredible. I’m so impressed that I’m at a lost for words.”
Not Gray Wolf had returned to his corpse. He showed no sign of anger and was praising Call Me Red Wolf instead.
“Dealing with this noob is just a piece of cake.” Call Me Red Wolf was pleased as she reached out her hand and patted Gray Wolf. “Seeing how you’ve been so obedient today, I’ll let you feast on what’s in my pants tonight.”
“Dear… Can we change the reward for once?” Not Gray Wolf’s face turned green.
“Pardon me?”
“What I said is that I’ll make sure you’ll be relieved tonight.” Not Gray Wolf spoke as he secretly wiped off his tear.
“That’s more like it. Bark for me.”
“Woof woof, woof…”
“Good…”
Princess Huaiyu stayed on the ground as she listened to this couple’s conversation. She was so furious that she scolded out loud at them but it was all for naught. She had chosen the wrong people to do so as this couple would feel more delighted if she turned up her aggression…
“This lady has a decent rack but the left one is larger than the right one. Her butt is rather flat and she can only give oral services at best if we were to hire her.”
“Goods of this quality is only employable in the night shift. No one will be willing to pick her if she were to work during the day.”
Princess Huaiyu had been mocked for a long time and had lost it when she heard these two sentences from the perfect couple. She then released her soul and ran back to her corpse.
As Princess Huaiyu returned to her corpse, she found out that this perfect couple was sitting under the tree far away. She estimated the distance between her and them before deciding to revive with an ease of mind.
“Boom!”
A flare shot up into the sky and it was Princess Huaiyu. She was sent flying to the sky via the Enhanced Explosion Trap the moment she had revived.
Call Me Red Wolf had set up the Enhanced Explosion Trap underneath her corpse as she was running back to her corpse. The trap would immediately set off if she dared to revive.
“Hahaha. I’m super impressed with you right now.” Not Gray Wolf gave Call Me Red Wolf a big thumbs up.
Call Me Red Wolf was extremely please as she patted Gray Wolf’s head and said, “Good. I’ll let you eat me out tonight.”
Not Gray Wolf’s face immediately turned bitter.
“That’s weird, it’s about time for it to spawn, isn’t it?” Call Me Red Wolf looked at the time.
“Buzz buzz…”
The moment Call Me Red Wolf finished speaking, a purple glow appeared on Princess Huaiyu’s corpse. A gold shining purple leopard had spawned.
“It’s the Purple Lightning Leopard!” Not Gray Wolf and Call Me Red Wolf were surprised.