Priceless Baby: 101 Bedside Stories Chapter 2358

.Chapter 2358
2358 I’ll hit on you
“You’re thinking too much. I’ve been caught by you. If he Chunwang can’t see me and I escape, you’ll suffer. I won’t let a girl suffer. ” Mu Yuan threw her a flirtatious look.”I’m a gentleman. I won’t run away and let you take the blame. Don’t worry.”
The female agent asked,”my information is correct. You like men, right?”
“To be precise, I like both men and women.”!!
The female agent raised her eyebrows.”Oh?”
“There are no standards in this world. Whoever you like, you can do as you please. This has nothing to do with gender.”
“You’re being unreasonable. ”
“Do you have a boyfriend?” Mu Yuan thought to himself that he had to display his gossipy nature. This was innate, and he did not need to practice.”How old are you?”
The female agent also found it interesting.” 22, living on the edge of a knife, where would you find the time to get a boyfriend?”
“Little sister, you’re younger than me. I’m guessing that you’ve been a shut-in, and your job is very dangerous. You don’t have many friends in this line of work, and your favorite person is your target. Every time you take on a mission, you’ll investigate the target thoroughly. It’s impossible for you to communicate with the employer, and it’s impossible for you to communicate with the target. What do most girls your age do? Shopping, shopping, going to bars, dating, and living a carefree life. Your life is completely different from theirs, but you have the chance to live such a relaxed and safe life. ” Mu Yuan was all smiles as he chatted with the female secret agent, as if he would not give up if he did not give up fifty cents.
“I’m a Chatterbox?” Mu Yuan said,”my boyfriend is a man of few words, so I talk a lot. Otherwise, how can we communicate? We can’t just kiss and go to bed the moment we meet, can we?”
The female agent was speechless.
She wanted to ask the boss if he could poison the hostage into a mute.
“If you say that, I’ll misunderstand that you’re trying to hit on me.”
Mu Yuan said,”I don’t want to hit on you. I just take pity on every girl.”
“Oh, it’s a pity that this is a vicious woman. You can’t change her.” The female agent retorted,”your partner will be very disgusted if you act like a central air-conditioner.”
“I’m single. ” Mu Yuan smiled rather happily.”I broke up.”
“The hickeys on your body have betrayed you.”
“That’s why I said you’re a homebody. You’re a homebody, so you’re naive. Which adult doesn’t have needs? it’s just a matter of keeping a fanatic to satisfy their biological needs.” Mu Yuan said it without blushing or having his heart beat fast, as if he was talking about a very normal thing.
The female agent was speechless.
The car seemed to have gone through a bumpy road, causing a bump. Mu Yuan asked,”little sister, do you have water?”
“Endure!”
“I’m thirsty. ” Mu Yuan felt wronged.
“You drank the water and now you want to pee? do you want to stop the car to pee?” The female agent looked at him coldly.
Mu Yuan raised his eyebrows.”There are three urgent matters.”
“No need. If you want to pee, just pee in your pants.” The female agent’s face didn’t turn red, nor did her heart beat fast.”I’ll help you zip it up and help you hold it so that you can pee further away.”
Mu Yuan was speechless.
Mu Yuan looked at the female secret agent with heartache.”You’re a girl. You don’t speak elegantly at all. How can you flirt with men?”
“If I don’t flirt, how am I supposed to pick up men? didn’t you teach me? A woman of my age should be more reckless and say whatever she wants to say. You can’t slap yourself in the face, right?”