Priceless Baby: 101 Bedside Stories Chapter 777 - The Movie King who did not get Dirty Jokes

Chapter 777: The Movie King who did not get Dirty Jokes

The moment he said this, the crowd began murmuring.
“Which idiot actually refused a necklace that Shen Qianshu had designed? Is she crazy? One of Shen Qianshu’s designs cost tens of millions now. Was that woman crazy?”
“Hahahaha. What a good ‘nation’s son.’ He had provided us with the biggest joke of the day. Shen Qianshu’s designs are worthless. Hahahaha. This is so funny.”
“Shen Qianshu has had a lot of scandals lately, but her talent in designing cannot be denied. Back then, she won so many international competitions. This friend of hers must be blind.”
“What friend? They must have fallen out. She must regret so much now.”
“Hahaha. That’s a classic example of how someone can change in three days and be a whole new person. Previously, you could ignore me all you want, but now, I am insurmountable.”
“I feel like Tong Hua is trying to insult someone.”
“Friend, you’re not the only one who feels like this. This guy is known to be an overprotective son.”
“Which friend of Shen Qianshu’s is so silly?”
“You need to understand… Some people’s tastes are just like this.”
“If only the bracelet was given to me as a gift. If I take it out and sell it now, it would cost tens of millions. I’d be rich!”
Jing Yun clenched her fist. Tong Hua made others feel good about Shen Qianshu. The product that was put up was a beautiful tourmaline necklace. The tourmaline looked like an azalea, and it was really special.
When Tong Hua got off the stage, he high-fived Lin Xiaojuan.
Lin Xiaojuan’s phone rang. There was still quite some time before the auction would end. She got up and picked up the phone on the balcony. It was a call from Gu Xie.
“When does the charity event end?”
“It hasn’t even begun,” Lin Xiaojuan said and smiled. “Didn’t you just come home today? Are you home?”
“Just got off the plane.” Gu Xie smiled. Through the phone, he sounded sexy. Lin Xiaojuan’s heart palpitated wildly, and she went soft. “Then hurry up and return home.”
“I’m hungry.”
“Then go and eat.”
Gu Xie paused. “Seriously…”
Awkward!
Lin Xiaojuan said, “What’s up?”
“Let’s meet for supper.”
Lin Xiaojuan realized that Gu Xie was trying to ask her out on a date and felt really awkward for a moment. Was I too careless?
“How about I cook for you? What would you like to eat?” Lin Xiaojuan asked.
“Why don’t you cook me some noodles[1. Cooking noodles is a common pun for oral sex as it sounds like ‘Why don’t you let me eat your lower half?’] to eat?”
Lin Xiaojuan was speechless.
What the hell! What the hell!
Gu Xie said, “Add some shredded chicken and veggies. Do you have them at home?”
“Yes!” Lin Xiaojuan replied.
How embarrassing! Luckily, I didn’t say anything about it.
The artiste manager who understood suggestive thoughts and the Movie King who had never heard of dirty things like these.
The two of them exchanged a few more words before Lin Xiaojuan hung up the phone, and she was just about to leave when she heard some whisperings around her that happened to mention her name. It was Ling Xi and a few female celebrities who were beside her.
“What is Lin Xiaojuan so proud of? Does she really think she got Gu Xie’s attention? She’s just a substitute. Does she really think it’s true love? How sickening and gross.”
“Honestly speaking, Sister Jing Yun and Movie King Gu are beautiful and charming. They are more like a perfect match.”
“Yeah, who even is Lin Xiaojuan? She’s just on an advantage because she looks a little like Sister Jing Yun. She actually thinks Gu Xie really loves her. She’s acting like she doesn’t know anyone.”