I Really Am Not The Lord of Demon Chapter 99 - WAAAGH!

Chapter 99: WAAAGH!

Looking at the treasure chests that were strewed all over the ground, Ling Pingan scratched his head and contacted the Nightmare Legend’s official. “Why don’t you guys introduce the one-click pick-up function?”
That’s right…
There were so many chests from the monsters. If he were to pick them up one by one, it would take a long time for him to finish picking them up.
If he could activate the one-click pick-up and one-click sales function…
Wouldn’t that save much trouble?
A moment later, he received an official reply from nightmare legend: “Dear player, we have received your opinion. Thank you for your suggestion. Wish you a happy game!”
Ling Pingan could tell at a glance.
The standard official language was almost the same as saying: “your opinion is good, but we will not change it!”
That was basically how the stupid game official acts.
Especially, the game designers and operators, who always felt that their designs were flawless, brilliant, and unrivaled, and the opinions from players’ were dispensable.
Ling Pingan was already used to these stupid designs and operations.
So, he just shrugged.
“If you don’t want to change it, then don’t change it!” Anyway, the duration of the power that had just been spawned was almost up.
He would just open the box…
Ten minutes later, Ling Pingan looked at the things he had picked up in his bag with a strange expression.
“What are these?” He could not help but complain.
He had worked hard to open the box, but he did not get any coupons or equipment.
Most of them were materials and goods, or mission items.
These raw materials and sundries were basically ‘Mutant Spore Fruits’, ‘Mutant Fungus Mushrooms’, and so on.
The selling price was not bad. Basically, they could be sold for 20-30 points each.
Ling Pingan sold all of them and unexpectedly got around 5,000 points in coupons.
Adding the coupons, he obtained from killing monsters, he managed to get around 10,000 points in total.
Then, there was the quest item, that was obtained from the gold treasure chest dropped from that ‘fungus treant leader, Karachi’.
It was a gold-attributed quest item. Its name was ‘Green Skin Transformation Plan’.
After Ling Pingan opened it, he received a quest: Rescue!
Quest description: Mr. Cass missed his father very much. He wanted to regain his father’s love very much.
For this, Mr. Cass came up with a genius idea!
He took more than 100 green skins from one of the territories of green skin.
From these cute little guys, Mr. Cass got a lot of inspiration.
Maybe you can talk to Mr. Cass. Kidnapping others was not a good habit!
Use love and justice to influence Cass!
Mission Objective: rescue the members of the Tomahawk tribe who were kidnapped and enslaved by Cass.
Reward: you will receive a clan tribe.
Description: A clan tribe is a special design of the nightmare legend. When your reputation in the clan tribe reaches the level of blindly following, you can instruct them to do whatever you want!
Nightmare legend official tip: Dear player, have you heard of the Emperor? Yes, after having a clan tribe, you will be their king!
Looking at this quest, Ling Pingan frowned strangely.
Then, he chose to accept it.
When he accepted this quest, it seemed to trigger a certain scene.
“Oh!” His left brain said, “I’m going to stun that little bean sprout in the front!”
The right brain shouted, “I’m going to stun that little bean sprout in the back!
Both brains shouted at the same time, “WAAAGH!”
That caused Ling Pingan to receive a system notification: Dear player, your character ‘What the Hell’ has entered the ‘WAAAGH’ state.
From now on, every time you defeat 1,000 enemies, you will gain a stack of ‘WAAAGH’ status!
Every time you gain a stack of ‘WAAAGH’ status, all of your skill consumption will be reduced by 10%. At the same time, all of your damage will be increased by 10%, and your HP recovery speed will be increased when you are excited. At the same time, your strength increasing efficiency will be increased when you are in an injured state.
You can stack up to 15 layers of ‘WAAAGH’ status!
Under ‘WAAAGH’ status, you will receive a brutal mark for every leader enemy you defeat.
Under ‘WAAAGH’ status, you will receive a cunning mark for every leader enemy you humiliate.
Brutal Mark: a mark of Honor. The more brutal marks you have, the more brutal you will be!
Cunning Mark: a mark of Honor. The more cunning marks you have, the more cunning you will be!
Description: Brother What is both brutal and cunning. Brother Hell is both cunning and brutal!
Ling Pingan looked at this hint and felt inexplicable, but he also felt very excited.
It was as if he was going to do something that he couldn’t be happier!
“If that’s the case…” he shook his two brains and let them crash into each other. Feeling the pain caused by the collision of his brains, Ling Pingan became even more excited. “Let’s go to WAAAGH then!”
Therefore, he took out a few miscellaneous items that looked like they were used.
They were all high-quality silver-quality items, and it felt like a loss to throw them into the shop.
Ling Pingan might as well try if they could be reused.
One of them was dropped by a monster. It was called the ‘damaged Immortal Qin chariot’. It was an ancient chariot made of bronze that was about two meters long.
However, the chariot was too damaged. A few of its wheels and internal parts had been broken by someone. It was no longer useful.
It was probably no different from a pile of scrap metal.
Therefore, the nightmare legend only gave a recovery price of lesser than 500 points for that item.
The other two were goods that came from the treasure chest of Karachi, the leader of the fungus treant army.
One was called the dimensional core of the storm demon rat, which was a strange-looking stone.
The other was called the fungal powered pump, which looked like a water pump.
Ling Pingan looked at the three junk and thought for a moment before activating his skill, [ I think-LV1].
After deducting 200 HP, the three junk began to merge under Ling Pingan’s nose.
A few seconds later, a strange car that looked like a convertible, but had four bronze wheels appeared in front of Ling Pingan.
Ling Pingan tried to sit on it. He received a notification, “dear player, you have entered the vehicle!”
Then, he realized that this thing could move!
And it wasn’t slow at all!
However, the thing was not moved based on burning gasoline or coal. It burned spores and fungi as fuel!
Moreover, it had to burn fungi or spores that were above silver quality.
Ling Pingan really couldn’t figure out how these fungi and spores could be used as fuels for the vehicle?
Moreover, the way they were burned was the same as the coals that were added to an old-fashioned coal-burning train from a hundred years ago. Ling Pingan manually stuffed the spores or fungi into the power pump that was integrated into the rear of the car.
Then, the thing would huff and puff and burn the spores or fungi, turning them into power. Through the stone that had already embedded into the bottom of the car, it would start working, driving this patchwork, tattered-like vehicle to run wildly.
After observing it for a while, Ling Pingan, who did not understand how the thing worked, suddenly realized, “How am I going to find logic in this game?”
Finding logic in the game was as absurd as reading novels and studying history?