Invincible Uncle-Grandmaster Chapter 52 - A Talking Frog

Chapter 52 - A Talking Frog

Without waiting for Qin Jue to figure it out, another bird flew towards him. But this time, it wasn't dropping excrement, but… spinning?
Qin Jue was sure that he wasn't hallucinating. This bird seemed to be swirled in by a tornado, constantly spinning. Even without flapping its wings, it could still fly in the air, and… its speed was quite fast.
"What is happening?!"
Qin Jue was somewhat dumbfounded.
After pondering for a moment, Qin Jue shook his head. "It must be Senior Brother's doing again."
Thinking like this, Qin Jue felt rather helpless and continued to walk towards the wine cellar.
"Hmm? It's locked?".
Seeing the black iron gate in front of him and the spirit artifact lock with silver markings on it, Qin Jue had a depressed expression. How could this be? How could his Senior Brother not trust him?
Am I, Qin Jue, someone who would steal?
Boom!
The iron gate exploded with a bang, shattering into pieces on the ground.
I've always done things openly!
With the destruction of the iron gate, a rich wine fragrance immediately drifted out, mixed with a faint spirit qi. If an ordinary disciple cultivated in the wine cellar for a day, it would probably be no different from cultivating outside for half a month.
After entering the wine cellar, Qin Jue's eyes immediately lit up. Last time he came, he had almost swept away all the good wine inside, leaving only some newer ones. But now, the cellar was full, and most of the wine bottles were decades or even centuries old. He didn't know where Bai Ye got them from.
However, this was not something Qin Jue should bother with. With a wave of his hand, more than half of the wine in the wine cellar was immediately put away into his storage ring. Then he casually picked up a pot and leisurely left.
"Hahaha, nice."
Qin Jue raised his head and took a big sip as he laughed carefreely.
The reason why Qin Jue was addicted to wine was because he was a true alcoholic in his previous life. Otherwise, he wouldn't have inexplicably transmigrated here.
Compared to Earth, the spirit wine here was countless times better. How could Qin Jue not thirst for it?
"Haha, I succeeded!"
Suddenly, a strange sound attracted Qin Jue's attention. Then he saw a frog running over from afar. Most importantly, this frog was walking on two legs!
"Haha, I succeeded!"
The frog cried out again. It was the one who had just spoken.
Qin Jue: "???"
What was going on?
A frog that could walk upright and speak?
"Haha, I succeeded!"
The frog shouted.
"Hey, where did you come from?"
Qin Jue thought that since this frog could speak, they should be able to communicate.
Unexpectedly, after hearing Qin Jue's words, the frog paused and said, "Hey, where did you come from?"
Qin Jue :"…"
"Hey, where did you come from?"
"Hey, where did you come from?"
The frog continued to repeat these words as it gradually disappeared into the distance.
"…"
Sighing, Qin Jue was rather helpless. "What kind of pill did Senior Brother refine? He even managed to turn a frog into a recorder."
"I'll go to the main hall to take a look. I don't want him to cause any more trouble."
"…"
…
At the same time, the frog had already arrived at the area where the higher-ups of the Xuanyi Mountain Sect lived. It was passing by a courtyard.
"Hey, I have something to tell you guys. Please don't tell anyone."
"Yesterday, when I peeked at Elder Zhu bathing, I realized that he was actually wearing a woman's undergarment. Hahaha."
Before he could finish his sentence, a strange voice sounded outside. "Yesterday, when I peeked at Elder Zhu bathing, I realized that he was actually wearing a woman's undergarment. Hahaha."
Upon hearing this, the people in the courtyard were shocked. They hurriedly ran out, only to see a two-legged frog disappearing around the corner. It kept repeating, "Yesterday, when I peeked at Elder Zhu bathing, I realized that he was actually wearing a woman's undergarment. Hahaha."
"Ahhh! Quickly capture him, or Elder Zhu will kill me!"
The person who spoke previously shouted.
"…"
"Hehe, Old Yan would never have thought that I was the one who ate his spirit pills. I, Chen Xiu, am too smart."
In the room, the man named Chen Xiu chuckled.
Suddenly, a 'person' shouted from outside the door, "Hehe, Old Yan would never have thought that I was the one who ate his spirit pills. I, Chen Xiu, am too smart."
"Who is it?!"
Chen Xiu was aghast. By the time he rushed out, the voice had already gone far away and was still repeating what he had just said.
"Stop right there!"
Chen Xiu trembled in anger and hurriedly chased after him.
…
"Senior Brother Mu, stop it. I'm going to scream…"
"Go ahead and scream. No one will care even if you scream your throat out."
"I've been too tired from teaching recently. Looks like I need to find time to go to the Thousand Phoenix Pavilion at the foot of the mountain to relax."
"Hey, you definitely wouldn't expect that Elder Shi actually likes men!"
"Sigh, Master seems to be refining pills again. We're dead meat."
"…"
Initially, the frog could only repeat one sentence. However, as time passed, more and more sentences could be repeated, and they became longer and longer. It had become a portable recorder that was eventually chased after by more than half of the higher-ups of the Xuanyi Mountain Sect.
Unexpectedly, the frog's speed was incomparably swift, as if it had eight legs instead of two. With a flash, it disappeared. Even if these elders were already Earth Stage experts, they were still helpless and couldn't catch up.
"Let's check if it's over there."
"Damn it, where did it go?"
"Hmph, who is the owner of this frog?!"
"It better hope to not be captured by me. Otherwise, it will definitely be cooked and eaten."
"Count me in!"
For a moment, the crowd was furious, they gritted their teeth, wishing they could chop the frog that had leaked their secrets.
"Eh? Elder Zhu, why are you here? Elder Zhu, what are you doing? We're fellow disciples… Ah!"
"Old Yan, Old Yan, listen to me. This is all a misunderstanding. That frog is slandering me. It's slandering me!"
"…"
Just as many elders of the Xuanyi Mountain Sect were fighting over the secrets the frog had leaked, the frog had already passed through the high-level area and entered the residence of the inner sect disciples.
Immediately after, along with the higher-ups, strange sounds echoed here.
"Senior Brother Liu, you have to believe me. I, Lin Yue'er, will only love you in this life."
"Stop talking, I believe you."
"…"
"It has been several days since junior sister Yue'er has come to find me. Could it be that she has some sort of difficulty?"
"Hehe, let me tell you a secret. I added laxatives to my mentor's teacup yesterday. They're super strong."
"This female outfit is so beautiful. And this one, this one…"
"…"
After causing trouble for the inner sect disciples, the frog quickly arrived at the outer sect disciples' area…
In an instant, the entire Xuanyi Mountain Sect was in chaos. Countless disciples and elders picked up their weapons and chased after the frog crazily.