Devil's Son-in-Law Chapter 1000: Loli’s Diary

Chapter 1000: Loli’s Diary

X year X month X day.
Fine weather. Probably because of the presence of brother, the light of the 2 moons felt particularly warm.
Brother and I embarked on a journey to Mountain Xilang, and I can’t think of any words to describe my current mood. Maybe I should learn Lalaria’s kind of laughing “Oh Ho ho ho ho…”
I don’t know how Lalaria and the others are doing after going to the Dead Sea. Alian and Eve are now concentrating on learning mechanical skills with Uncle Fonsaq behind closed doors. I haven’t seen them for a long time. I miss them very much. This time, although I couldn’t sneak into the Dead Sea and was caught back by that bad woman, I could go to Mountain Xilang with brother, it’s just… Oh Ho ho ho!
Brother finally doesn’t have to hide his strength like he used to. His ‘shifting’ is really amazing. The space seems to be compressed. He can cross a distance of tens of thousands of meters or even more in one step, which is more exciting than playing ‘Titanic’ in the air.
Our mission this time is to conquer the earth elementals occupying the earth realm at the west of the Dark Moon Estate!
Set off! Girl!
In this battle, we did not send the Wyvern Legion, but we dispatched the most elite and invincible ‘Alice Attack Legion’. The legion has only 2 most powerful man and woman, that is Alice and her brother!
We must sweep the earth realm and bring the elementals to our feet.
Uh… wait, the last time I went to the earth realm, I pretended to be my brother’s fiancée. Then, I was actually acknowledged by Earth Elemental King Moore and he gave me a gift of light and dark crystal. Later, I gave the crystal to sister to help her break through to the Demon Overlord.
Since Moore is so kind, I will persuade my brother king as a wife to let him give up his plan to conquer the earth realm. This story of giving up the country for the sake of beauty will be written into a novel by later generations. No, it will go down in history…
(The above was excerpted from ‘Alice’s Diary’)
“Alice, what are you writing?”
“It’s nothing,” Alice hurriedly put away the small notebook and pen as she took a breath of the rich aroma of food in the air, “Brother, is your meat done?”
“It’s not my meat.” Chen Rui rolled his eyes, “It’s the spicy fried pork chops I made. Come, try it.”
Alice took a bite, “Wow! It’s delicious! This scent is so special! Never tasted it before!”
“This is a high-quality spice in the human world called cyanobacteria millet. It’s a bit hot, eat it slowly!”
“Ah, hot! So hot!” Alice shouted while fanning her hand to her mouth, “Brother, I’m so hot…”
Looking at the appearance of a loli creature with her lips raised, Chen Rui was speechless for a while. How is this asking for cooling? It is clearly asking for kissing…
“This bottle of iced juice is for you. Don’t drink too much, or your stomach will hurt.”
Alice took the juice from Chen Rui with a displeased expression. She drank it all in a huff, and bit into the fried pork steak with bitter hatred as if it wasn’t delicious food but a guy who didn’t understand her seduction.
Chen Rui shook his head secretly. If we follow the normal shifting speed, although it takes a lot of energy, half a day is enough to get to Mountain Xilang, so there is no need to stay in the black rainforest. It took a long time to camp and rest after landing in the black rainforest because of Alice’s strong request. Anyway, this time I am not in a hurry, so I just did what she wanted, but it seems that the Royal Highness Little Princess seems to have other premeditions… He looked at the 2 moons above his head, which color was gradually changing, then he looked at the loli with a flickering gaze. Chen Rui had a hunch that it might not be peaceful tonight.
After finally finishing the steak, Chen Rui deliberately told a few small jokes, which aroused Alice’s interest again. When he said the funny thing, the loli could no longer maintain her poker face and laughed.
The rejuvenated Alice carefully combed her beautiful hair with a comb, then she took a small toothbrush and a towel to the tent to wash. Suddenly, she screamed in shock. Almost instantly, Chen Rui appeared in the tent beside her, “What’s the matter?”
“Gnawing mouse!” Alice’s face was full of fear while hugging him tightly, “I’m afraid!”
Chen Rui was speechless – You are afraid of gnawing mice? Last time at the Princess Retail Store, it seemed that a certain Royal Highness Little Princess heroically threw a gnawing mouse’s tail into the cage, euphemistically called ‘the princess’ special pet’. It’s actually sold for a high price of 5 black crystal coins.
Chen Rui also didn’t expose Alice’s tricks, but let her hug him all the way to the magic tent, “You can sleep at ease. This tent is not only safe but also very comfortable.”
“Brother… Are we going to sleep so soon?” Loli’s eyes lit up.
“Yeah, we have to travel early tomorrow morning.” Chen Rui smiled slightly, “You rest here, I will guard outside, lest things like gnawing mice come and scare you again.”
Gnawing mouse? Alice was speechless for a while as she started it all. Then loli seemed to remember something, and she started to look at Chen Rui with a strange gaze. She was looking at his mouth, and then at his eyes, repeating a few times, until his heart shuddered. He quickly said, “Rest well, I’m going out first.”
“Wait a minute!” Alice rolled her eyes, “I can’t sleep right now, brother. Can you tell me a story first?”
“En.”
Chen Rui sat down and was about to speak when Alice put her head on his lap, “Can you tell the story like this?”
“Uh… okay.”
“Let’s just tell the story of a Rapunzel…”
As soon as he started talking for a while, the loli moved and moved until she sat on his lap, “This position is more comfortable.”
“…”
“Brother, can you touch my hair?”
“…”
“Brother, does my neck look good?”
“…”
The whole story ended hastily. The loli, who should have gone to sleep after listening to the story, sat up, with a grumpy puffed up face as she stared at Chen Rui angrily.
“Alice…” Chen Rui spread his hands innocently. I didn’t offend you, right?
“Liar!” Alice slammed a book on the ground and cried, “It’s a lie, you are a liar! You’re all liars!”
Chen Rui picked up the book, and the title was ‘A Guide to Women’s Obtaining Kisses’. When he turned to the first page, the first article read:
Kissing hint 1: You need hot and straight eyes. Look at his lips, and then put vision back in his eyes, staring at him like this. As long as he is a man, he will definitely be unable to hold back.
Kissing hint 2: Let him stroke your hair. Before that, you need to take care of your hair carefully and exude a fragrance that he likes. The head is where women like to be touched by a man. Letting him stroke your hair is a proactive and seductive sign, unless he’s incompetent.
Kissing hint 3: Sit on his lap and let him look at your white neck. Studies have shown that 1 of man’s most favorite parts of a woman’s body is the neck. As long as it is not a man with physical or psychological problems, it will induce a sense of longing for you.
Kissing hint 4…
Chen Rui was sweating profusely, and he finally understood what Alice’s previous strange actions and preparations were all about. After a long time, he was actually labeled as ‘not a man’, ‘incompetent’, ‘man with physical or psychological problems’ and so on.
If you don’t succeed, then he is not a man. How strong is the resentment of the author of this book?
“I know you like Athena, sister, Kia, Teacher Zola, female fox, Empress Catherine… You like a lot of people, even Adeline, but you don’t like me!” Alice’s eyes were red, “Your promise with me is just trying to delay time. But, I have always liked you, even before Athena. Do you know that?”
“Alice, listen to me…” Chen Rui sighed. He came to her side and sat down, “The most important thing about love is consensual. It’s not that if you like me, I will definitely like you.”
Alice stared at him blankly for a while, and she did not jump on him again. She just lowered her head, remained silent for a long time, and murmured, “I understand.”
The Alice in his impression was always full of vitality, and sometimes there were some blackhearted pranks, but she had never been so depressed and dispirited.
“You still don’t understand.” Chen Rui shook his head, “I like Alice.”
“What?” The loli raised her head as her big purple eyes widened, as if she instantly regained a powerful vitality.
Chen Rui gently stroked her hair. The curly blond hair exuded the fragrance of fruit, as fresh as a young girl. He suddenly thought of what Athena said, ‘How many years we have been in love is equivalent to the number of years Alice has waited for you’ and his heart suddenly softened, “I’ve always liked Alice.”
“Really?” Alice squinted her eyes comfortably under his stroking, like a cat scratched to the itch, enjoying it extremely.
“Of course.” Chen Rui smiled, “I still clearly remember that when I was picking Jade Dragonfruit in Blue Lake, I was knocked unconscious by a sly little girl from behind with a stick, and then… she took away my first kiss.”
Alice’s ‘face’” flushed red. Unexpectedly, 1 of the biggest little secrets in her heart was revealed. She stuttered, “You, you… you actually…”
“At the time, I thought you saw through my hidden power and wanted to take my life.” Chen Rui shrugged, “Who knew you just wanted to steal my kiss.”
“That…” Alice’s face was already red as if she was about to drip blood, “Actually, it was also my first kiss.”
“I know, as you said, you’ve liked me for a long time.” Chen Rui squeezed her smooth face lightly, “However, there is still a certain difference between liking and love. Let everything go with the flow, okay? Our agreement is still valid.”
“Okay…” Alice blushed with joy, then she suddenly shook her head and said, “No! you’re still delaying it! Unless… you kiss me!”
“Okay.” Chen Rui bowed his head and kissed her forehead lightly.
Alice accepted the kiss with a smile, then she shook her head calmly, pointing to her lips.
Chen Rui hesitated for a while, the loli had already raised her head, and the girl’s slightly pink lips had come close to him and printed on his lips.
The moment their lips touched, he clearly felt that the small body that pretended to be calm trembled slightly while her breathing also became rapid in the close approach.
The same youth, the same warmth, and the same aroma. The only difference was that this time there was no stick.
Chen Rui felt a restless little tongue sticking into his lips. He gently sucked on the pink lips, and the tip of his tongue began to touch the little tongue lightly.
The girl trembled as if she was electrocuted. Soon, she learned the trick without a teacher. She began to respond jerkily. This kind of wonderful taste similar to the fusion of souls was not comparable to ‘knocking out’ a certain guy at the beginning.
It took a long time for the 4 lips to separate.
“This is kissing? Is this what you usually do with Athena? I never thought it would be like this…” Alice held her red apple-like face and looked at Chen Rui shyly and excitedly, “Let’s do it again?”
Chen Rui shook his head quickly, “Do as you say. That’s it for today. Sleep well, I’ll be watching outside.”
“Then… shall we try again next time?”
“What?”
“That’s it! Good night brother.”
“Uh, good night… I’m going out first.” Chen Rui hurried out. As he watched the natural reaction of a certain part, he scolded himself for being a beast. He took a deep breath, and slowly channeled his power, and finally calmed down.
In the tent, Alice excitedly rolled on the blanket, took out her small notebook and a magic lamp as she started writing in her diary.
Today is a big day to remember, brother and I kissed…