My Sassy ‘Crown Princess’ Chapter 66 - Applying Potion (2)

Chapter 66: Applying Potion (2)Translator: Guy Gone Bad

BANG! Mo Yi knocked the door open. Before Mo Yi came in, in a split second, Lou Yu quickly covered Mo Fei’s body with the quilt, hiding Mo Fei’s delicate and fair skin.
Mo Fei looked at Mo Yi and asked a little surprisingly, “Yiyi, why do you come in?”
Mo Yi made a hollow laugh, “I heard you were groaning so piteously. So I come to check you out, in case you got laid by someone against your will.”
Lou Yu then glared at Mo Yi sullenly, “Do you think your young master is worth me to do so?”
Mo Yi cast a glance at Lou Yu acidly, “My prince, don’t belittle our young master! Our young master also has a long list of relationships. Some were even willing to die for him.”
Lou Yu raised his eyebrows, showing great interest, “Oh? Someone was even willing to die for your young master? That’s really hard to imagine.”
Mo Yi said disapprovingly, “Is that so hard to imagine? Not only one or two were willing to die for our young master. Someone even forgot food and sleep and lost 30 jin(1 jin equals 0.5 kg) for him. That person nearly died of malnutrition. Some even got delusional disorder for him, who was on pins and needles everyday. There were twin brothers who even turned against each other for our young master and even had been hospitalized for a whole month due to a fierce duel.”
Lou Yu looked at Mo Yi with a fake smile, holding his arms, “But I heard your young master’s second fiancé nearly got scared the shit out by your young master’s full face of pimples and nearly hadn’t had anything for a whole month. Finally that person only had skin and bones. And when the seventh fiancé had the blind date with your young master, your young master happened to get incurable disease. He was afraid of getting infected and became got anxiety disorder and always suspected he himself also got incurable disease. And that twin brothers, after seeing your young master’s messy hair and yellow teeth, and the big birthmark on the eyelid, in order not to have the blind date with you, they had a really tough fight and finally both were sent to hospital.”
Mo Yi then turned to Mo Fei with his face turning stiff, while Mo Fei could only rub his nose helplessly.
Lou Yu then said dramatically, “Mo Yi, so those who claimed to die for your young master are those people?”
Mo Yi forced a smile, didn’t say a word.
“My prince, you investigated me behind my back!” said Mo Fei whiningly.
“Investigate? Mo Fei, you must be mistaken. You are my wife. As your husband, I think I have the right to know about you more.” said Lou Yu gently.
Mo Fei said shyly, “Actually I have nothing worthy to specially dig. I am just a very common person.”
Lou Yu looked at Mo Fei, saying disapprovingly, “How come! Since when you become so humble? In any aspect, you should never be categorized into a common one. The more I know about you, the more I find you…”
“More captivating?” asked Mo Fei.
Lou Yu grinned, “More annoying…”
Mo Fei pinched the voice, “My prince, your new discovery is really annoying, which makes me so, so sad.”
Lou Feng smiled and asked, “You feel sad? I don’t see that.”
Mo Fei smiled and said, “If I show my heartbreak side and you are willing to pay me for mental damage, I will perform it for you, at a best actor winner’s level. As you know, I’m a big star. I’m very expensive.”
Lou Yu, “…”
“Mo Fei, I know you so well. But do you know about me?” Lou Yu lowered his body and looked into Mo Fei’s eyes.
Mo Fei leaned back slightly. “Of course, we sleep so close every night. How is it possible I don’t know about you?”
Lou Feng nodded, “Oh, really!?”
“Of course, you’re my husband, and it’s my job to know about you.” Said Mo Fei.
Lou Yu smiled brightly and said, “Since you know me so well, do you know when my birthday is?”
Mo Fei blinked and said with hesitation, “Is it the day before yesterday?”
Lou Yu laughed grimly, “No, the day after tomorrow.”
Mo Fei, “Hehe.”
Lou Yu, “Hehe.”
“Sorry I remember it wrong.” Said Mo Fei awkwardly.
Lou Yu said flatly, “It’s all right, as long as you don’t forget to buy me a birthday present.”
Mo Fei, “…”