I Pretend to Be Good, You Pretend to Be Pure Chapter 3 - IPGYPP Chapter 3

Chapter 3 - IPGYPP Chapter 3

An Youxi and Ran Ningmu agreed to eat boiled fish in the new cafeteria. When they reached the third cafeteria, they saw a long ten-meter line in the shape of a snake waiting to eat boiled fish. They decisively left and took their plates and joined the line at the buffet.
Unexpectedly, they had an argument when they were about to swipe the card.
Ran Ningmu, “Let me use my card to pay. As I was the one that invited Senior to lunch.”
An Youxi also recalled the said words and immediately found a loophole in that, “Obviously, it was me who accidentally hit you. So, logically I should be the one to treat the person who was injured by me and apologize to that person. Not to mention you also helped me, so how can I let you swipe? I must be the one who should swipe for this meal!”
Cafeteria Aunty, “Oh, you two boys are being too polite. Whoever is going to pay swipe fast, don’t let other students wait behind you anxiously.”
An Youxi, “Okay, okay Aunty. Sorry. I will wipe the card now right away.”
Ran Ningmu’s card was in his bag which was carried by him. So, Ran Ningmu was holding the plate in one hand while trying to reach the back of the bag and it was a very difficult move.
An Youxi was one step ahead and directly took out the card from his pocket and pressed it on the card machine.
He turned his head and smiled elegantly at Ran Ningmu, “No need to take your card, I’ve already paid for you-”
Cafeteria Aunty, “Eh, this student, why are you swiping your water card ah! We don’t supply water here!”
The simple and sincere Cafeteria Auntie’s voice was loud.
The students around them started laughing and amidst the crowd around him, An Youxi hurriedly put the water card back in his pocket.
Embarrassing! ////
“…cough, I’ll swipe.” Ran Ningmu glanced at An Youxi’s red face and first helped An Youxi swipe the card and told him to go get lunch quickly.
“Thank you.” An Youxi looked down wanting to bury and hide his face and his head buzzed a few times and then numbly got in the line.
Cafeteria Auntie 2 watched An Youxi walk over and smiled and then with a big wave dug out a large shovel of rice, the steaming white rice that looked identical to a hill and patted in downward flattening the meal for him and said, “Ahh, did the invitation to lunch not successful? Don’t worry, invite for the next meal and remember to come here to Aunt’s side of the buffet so that I will be able to help you!”
An Youxi felt his hand sink and it seemed like the plate was filled with bricks rather than rice… no, no, this is not the rice, but the canteen aunt’s love.
He smiled with difficulty and said, “Thank you, Aunty, I will definitely come often in the future.”
***
When Ran Ningmu also finished getting the food, the task was to find a seat to sit and eat.
It was the peak hour for dining in the cafeteria, so it was crowded making it difficult to find a seat, but An Youxi was very experienced.
He stared at two boys who were talking and laughing and being stared at by An Youxi, the boys suddenly stopped talking and directly sped up their eating speed.
When the pair of boys picked by their empty plate, just as their buttocks got off the seat, An Youxi immediately pressed Ran Ningmu to sit in that seat and walked down and sat in the opposite seat.
“…” The two boys who were stared down by An Youxi stared dumbfounded at An Youxi’s back not expecting the little beautiful fairy man to operate so flamboyantly.
An Youxi noticed that Ran Ningmu was staring at him and he was a little embarrassed, “Actually, I’m not like this usually, it’s just that I’m in the cafeteria and…”
Help, he was used to fighting for seats and he forgot for a second that there was Ran Ningmu and… would he think that he was domineering, and he was behaving like an illiterate person?
“I understand.” Ran Ningmu smiled softly, “Otherwise, it would not be possible to find a seat. And without Senior, I would have had to stand and eat. Senior is really smart. Not only smart but also a good person.”
An Youxi blushed, lowered his head and bit down the tip of the chopsticks, “No, no, you are welcome…”
You are a good person, with a mouth full of sweetness, like an angel…
The two boys who hurriedly finished their meal and seats were taken by An Youxi, were suffocated by the fermented sour smell and seeing two gays now, they ran away.
Sitting next to An Youxi was a Senior girl student who was eating a chicken drumstick.
After she saw An Youxi and Ran Ningmu coming over, the speed of her eating slowed down. Holding the chopstick in one hand, she cut the chicken with difficulty and gnawed the chicken leg into a Michelin Steak.
Through her modus operandi 1a particular way of doing something, An Youxi guessed that the junior should be from the Academy of Animal Sciences.2 Junior to An Youxi, Senior to Ran Ningmu
It’s really good to learn ah, he lamented. Then he remembered that they practised dissection right after school started.
At that time, Ran Ningmu noticed the amount of food on An Youxi’s plate and his eyed widened slightly, “Senior…. Can you finish eating this?”
An Youxi was digging for the vegetables in the rice like he was searching for treasures. In an impulse, he blurted out, “Why don’t you help me by taking some from me, sharing a little?”
Ran Ningmu was obviously taken aback and An Youxi immediately regretted it the moment he said that.
“I’m sorry, I was just joking, let’s continue eating-“
“Okay.” Ran Ningmu picked up An Youxi’s plate without saying a word and took some rice into his own plate with chopsticks and raised his head and asked An Youxi, “Is it enough for you to eat, if not I’ll put some back for you.”
Oh my god, Ran Ningmu is really an angel, isn’t he?
An Youxi almost burst into tears on spot, “That’s enough. Thank you.”
“…” The girl sitting next to them stared at the both, almost dropping the chicken leg back onto the plate.
An Youxi picked up the plate and tearfully looked at the plate which contained a black pepper beef tenderloin. Suddenly, he had a bright idea and took the largest piece from his plate and gave it to Ran Ningmu, “Although we did not eat the boiled fish today, the buffet of the third cafeteria is also particularly delicious, especially the black pepper beef tenderloin, the soup is especially thick, you must try this!”
“Thank you.” Ran Ningmu said and then took a huge piece of snowflake chicken tenderloin from his own plate and put it on An Youxi’s plate, “This chicken tenderloin is quite delicious, you should also try it.”
An Youxi was stunned and then hesitantly took a piece of boneless fried chick, “This fried chicken is also delicious, I’ll give it to you to try.”
Ran Ningmu frowned slightly, not willing to admit defeat, and took a piece of chicken nugget, “This chicken nugget is also delicious, you should try this too.”
An Youxi also frowned, and aggressively took a piece of sweet and sour pork, “These pork ribs are also good! You should try this quickly!”
Ran Ningmu took a deep breath and directly put the custard on the other’s plate, “The custard is also very good! Senior must try this!!”
An Youxi widened his eyes and simply picked up the plate and poured the curry into Ran Ningmu’s plate and said word by word, “This curry is also super delicious! Brother, you must try it!”
The two of them were going back and forth nonstop, the chopsticks and plates were dancing in the air.
Five minutes later, An Youxi took a closer look and realised that except for the rice, they had exchanged every other dish.
Ah, the strange desire to win.
The scene suddenly fell into a bewildering embarrassment.
An Youxi weakly said, “How about… we swap the plates and change the dishes back?”
Ran Ningmu was silent for two seconds and then nodded, after exchanging the plates, he still didn’t forget to take the extra food from An Youxi’s plate. The rice returned to its own place.
“…” the chicken in the mouth of the girl sitting next to fell into the plate, and she wondered if the two handsome guys had a serious illness.
***
Because the Cafeteria Aunty was too realistic, they both ended up finishing the plate as the food was enough for them.
After the meal, the two people wobbled back to the dormitory, with their stomachs full.
Only then did An Youxi know that Ran Ningmu was living in the opposite building.
Maybe it was because of the military training the freshmen left early morning and returned late that even after several days of school, they did not meet even once.
An Youxi couldn’t help being annoyed at himself for not getting up early. If only he had woken up earlier, maybe he would have known Ran Ningmu as soon as school started.
But after the annoyance, there was more of secret joy.
One step closer to the male god, happy!
Ran Ningmu stared at An Youxi’s face, “Senior, if there’s nothing much, then I’ll go back?”
Even after saying that, his feet were still stuck on the ground and not moving an inch. It looked like he didn’t want to go back.
“Wait, I have a question.” An Youxi stopped Ran Ningmu, who did not want to leave.
An Youxi’s eyes shifted to the side, a little nervous and said, “Do you have an appointment for dinner?”
Ran Ningmu quickly said, “No!”
“Then that’s great.” An Youxi breathed a sigh of relief and he looked up at Ran Ningmu, his beautiful peach blossom eyes curved into crescent-like arcs, “I’ll treat you to dinner tonight, you can’t pay for it this time.”
Ran Ningmu was dazzled, his Adam’s apple rolled and he smiled, “Then Senior, remember to bring your meal card this time.”
When he said this, he lowered his head slightly and his lips touched An Youxi’s ears.
An Youxi could even feel the slightest airflow in his ears, warm and soft.
The end of the voice was frivolous and upward, with a taste of bad intention.
Perhaps, it was all an illusion.
“I know.” An Youxi blushed a little and then pushed him lightly, “ Go back and rest quickly, you have military training in the afternoon soon.”
How could he deliberately tease him for such a silly reason? Yes, I just need to remind myself to bring the meal card.
Ran Ningmu turned back while walking, “Will you continue to come to take pictures in the afternoon?”
An Youxi, “Yes, yes, you go back quickly. I’ll see you in the afternoon.”
Ran Ningmu, “See you in the afternoon.”
An Youxi stood with a smile downstairs, quietly watching Ran Ningmu’s figure disappear into the opposite building in three steps and one turn. Then as soon as he turned around, he faced five or six heads, protruding from the dormitory behind him.
Those heads met An Youxi’s eyes, just like a gopher shrinking back after seeing a hammer. 3Whack-a-mole gif
An Youxi, “….”
What the hell?
An Youxi went upstairs inexplicably but as soon as he entered the toom, his roommate pointed at him with joy and said, “Hahahahahaha Youxi, what the hell did you and the freshman do in the cafeteria? Are you guys going to make me die from laughter and inherit my sixth grade questions?”
An Youxi froze.
“Go to the forum and see! The post has been floating on the home page for half an hour!”
An Youxi hastily opened the forum.
As the roommate said, the home page brightly hung the names of himself and Ran Ningmu.
It had been discussed for hundreds of floors, and it was so popular that it looked like someone got married and it was quite festive.
[ Title: Noon, Third Cafeteria. I had the honour of eating at the same table as AYX4 An Youxi and RNM 5Ran Ningmu. I just want to ask when did these two School Grasses get together. Isn’t it only two or three days since school started? AYX is a little too fast to start, right?? Can’t you still leave a chance for the majority of the school and seniors to chase? ]
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Chicken Drumstick Girl: Thank you for the hospitality, today’s dog food… no, chicken food was so delicious ^_^
Today’s joke: #RanNingmuSimple#
Thank you for reading this chapter. I wish I could’ve included pictures of the food they were exchanging but as a vegetarian, I can’t distinguish between any of them 🙁
Me wishing to sit next to two hot guys with vegetarian food : standinginline.jpg
After all a lot of you will be more than willing ;0
1a particular way of doing something2 Junior to An Youxi, Senior to Ran Ningmu3Whack-a-mole gif4 An Youxi5Ran Ningmu