Forced To Be A General, I Just Wanted To Retire Chapter 382

Chapter 382

Kabuki Should Make People Laugh
Connecting to the words of the mayor of Funny Town and thinking about what Old K did, this lion is obviously related to the person in the sculpture in town, even very close.
A year ago, with this guy’s strength, he should have been able to get rid of Old K quickly.
Was it because of something that he did not take action at that time?
“Right, what’s that person’s name again…”
Old K touched his chin, thought about it and shook his head. “Forget it, I can’t remember, but the performance of the musical is quite bad.”
“Goro, it’s not rotten!”
Suddenly, the lion spoke.
Those cloudy eyes stared straight at Old K and the human words burst out of his mouth, “He is the most powerful Kabuki!”
“He… he spoke?!”
Old K was shocked and then angry. He pushed away the guards and civilians and shouted as he walked forward:
“What is the most powerful, the most powerful is in my palace! Only Kabuki, which I admit, can be called the strongest. Your Goro definitely couldn’t pass my professional judging team, and the guy who was screened by me said that he is the strongest!”
“Roar!”
While Old K was advancing, the lion suddenly jumped up and pounced on Old K.
“Help me!”
Old K was shocked and was pounced on by the lion. However, at this moment, the guards reacted and pulled the trigger in the face of the still huge golden lion.
The bullets hit the lion’s body like rain, causing blood to spray.
“No, don’t eat me, I haven’t ascended the throne!” Old K looked at the approaching giant mouth with a pale face and cried.
The lion stared down at Old K with disdain in its eyes. It slowly said, “How can you, who knows nothing, decide the life and death of the most powerful Kabuki?”
It let go of Old K’s claws, turned around and walked back.
This time, Kuro did not stop him.
In fact, when it pounced on Old K, Kuro could stop it, but he was too lazy to do it.
If it was this rotten thing, he could pretend not to see it. Moreover, the moment the lion fell, it seemed to have lost its killing intent.
‘What?’
Did I just say that if I hurt someone, my name is not Luciru Kuro?
Trash is not human.
He even lied to me for a Kabuki actor just to kill me?
Kuro could not tell if this was boring or bad.
In short, it was right not to be a person.
The golden lion passed Kuro and stepped forward. Kuro moved and finally sighed. He put Autumn Water back into her sheath and watched quietly.
The lion’s pace is very slow, and with every step it takes, the color of its hair loses a little color.
It walked towards the place where the stone ball shattered, where its long guillotine was.
It looked at the long guillotine and was silent for a while before suddenly turning into the form of a Lion Ape.
Its body seemed to be unable to withstand this huge body. After turning into a Lion Ape, it knelt down hard as if it had withered and its hair had completely lost its color.
“Roar!”
The Lion Ape roared as if it had boosted its spirit. It picked up the guillotine and supported itself with it to slowly stand up.
Then, it turned around little by little and looked at Old K, who was being helped up and was still in shock, and said, “Is it force? Or identity? Just because of this, you see it now. I have force and identity, and those beasts respect me as king…”
“But that kind of thing is not Kabuki.”
It picked up the guillotine and stretched out one hand in front of it. It bent one foot and jumped casually with the other. Its blood-blurred beast face was like a red dress, showing a funny expression.
Then, it danced strangely.
“Can… can play?”
On the city wall, Fanny saw the movements of the Lion Ape and was stunned for a moment. “Eh? Why is this performed?”
As a native of Twin Horse Country, Fanny was clear about the musical genre in her country.
This is a drama.
However, she did not understand why they fought so fiercely just now. In the face of the Marine’s attack, they should have died long ago, but they held on until now just to perform a play?
What was the reason?
The Lion Ape’s performance is very clumsy. Its powerful body and blood-stained body are not compatible with this funny musical at all, but its ferocious face, a strange funny expression and its body making awkward and strange movements from time to time, makes people laugh.
“Poof!”
Someone finally couldn’t help but laugh. He covered his mouth and tried not to laugh out loud.
“No, I can’t help it!”
“This guy… He’s so huge and scary, but he can actually perform such a dance!”
“Hahaha!”
As if firecrackers had been lit, the people watching couldn’t help but laugh.
It’s not that this performance is funny, but this monster was so terrifying just now. At this moment, when it performs, there is a special sense of comedy.
In an instant, the terrifying atmosphere was diluted by the Lion Ape’s performance.
“Hahahaha! What are you doing, monster!”
Old K had just recovered. When he saw the Lion Ape dancing clumsily, he held his stomach and mocked, “You are not singing and dancing! A musical should be elegant, you funny clown!”
The Lion Ape ignored him and continued to jump clumsily.
This appearance made the laughter louder and louder.
“This monster is really… hahaha, it’s too funny. In the end, it’s just for dancing? The thinking of a beast is really…”
Salzir was also mocking him. Before he could finish speaking, he suddenly felt a chill around him and couldn’t help but shiver.
Kuro was staring at him.
“Is it funny?” he asked expressionlessly.
Basil nodded subconsciously, reacted, and shook his head abruptly. “It’s not funny.”
The anger in his eyes made him not dare to act rashly.
Kuro turned his head and looked at the Lion Ape and said, “It’s not funny. You laugh too, louder.”
Basil pursed his lips. He was clearly smiling just now, don’t stare…
“Hahaha…” Basil laughed as if he was crying.
Kuro also smiled and looked at the Lion Ape.
The Lion Ape turns around and looks at those who laugh because of its dance,
It looked at these people who laughed because of its dance and shouted as it danced, “Kabuki is something that makes people smile, no matter what kind of smile it is, there is no difference between high and low!”
These words made the Kabuki actors, who were gathered among the civilians and laughing more than anyone else, have strange expressions. They looked at each other and felt a little guilty.
With a clatter, the Lion Ape’s feet stopped, as if there was a echo of drums and chords. Its five fingers suddenly opened, its head turned around, and it suddenly stopped and shouted: “Eh ~ yo!”
Human Goro…
Do you see? Under such a terrorist attack, as the culprit, I can still make people laugh.
They smiled. Then when I face you again, I can also say very proudly…
“I, Shion Goro, have finished my apprenticeship…”
It whispered in an almost imperceptible voice and then maintained this shape and never moved again.
The breath of life disappeared.