Madam Has An Amazing Life After Her Divorce Chapter 176 - Certified Silly Uncle

Chapter 176: Certified Silly Uncle

Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios

Qiao An’s beautiful phoenix eyes shot out a cold light. “I’ll take revenge myself. Qiao He, I need your help to hide the identities of my children.”
Qiao He patted his chest and said, “Those are my biological nephew and nieces. Since they have my surname, I won’t let them be taken away by the Li family. Sister, don’t worry, I’ll take care of the children.”
That afternoon, Qiao He saw his three cute nephews and nieces. Then, he said, “Sister, although Huo Xiaoran is hateful, he’s also a great contributor to our Qiao family. His outstanding genes have modified our Qiao family’s inferior genes. These babies… are simply perfect.”
The three children examined Qiao He innocently.
Angel Qiao hugged his legs and shouted cutely, “Daddy.”
Qiao He held his forehead. “I take back what I just said.”
Huo Xiaoran’s intelligence was the pioneer of human evolution, but Angel Qiao’s clumsy gaze made Qiao He sigh.
“I’m your uncle.” Qiao He picked up Angel Qiao.
Soon, he was melted by Angel Qiao’s cute and innocent eyes.
“Damn, she’s so cute.”
Then, the miser Qiao He gave his generosity to Angel Qiao for the first time. “Tell Uncle, what do you like? Uncle will buy it.”
“I want a lollipop.”
“Okay.”
Joey and Ki Ki looked at their uncle, who didn’t look too smart, and were speechless.
Did he know what it meant to be fair?
Qiao An winked at Qiao He, who noted Joey’s puffed-up expression and Ki Ki’s nonchalant one.
乔河这才把乔天使放下来.伸手去拉乔伊和Ki Ki的手:”哎哟,宝贝,舅舅错了.舅舅竟然把你们给疏忽了.说吧,你们想要什么,舅舅也给你们买.”
It was then that he put down Angel and stretched his arms towards Joey and Ki Ki. “Babies, I was wrong. I have neglected you. Tell me what you want and I will but then for you.”
Joey said, “I want pretty clothes.”
“Yo, you’re a vain vixen.” Qiao He pinched Joey’s face.
Ki Ki said, “I want Daddy.”
Qiao He was dumbfounded.
Then, he revealed a silly smile. “I’ll be your daddy, okay?”
“Not good.”
“Why not? Uncle will dote on you two more than your daddy.”
“Because you don’t look like me.”
Qiao He was dumbfounded.
He secretly cursed in his heart. Not only did this baby look like his scumbag father, but he also inherited his scumbag father’s intelligence.
Qiao He brought the three children home. In just a few minutes, Qiao He was in a loving relationship with the children.
Then he realized something strange.
Although Joey’s eyes were big and black, she had single eyelids. Moreover, her earlobes were small, but Qiao An and Huo Xiaoran clearly had double eyelids and big earlobes.
For the first time in his life, Qiao He took out his phone and searched for Huo Xiaoran’s photo on Baidu. However, Huo Xiaoran protected his portrait rights very well. He searched for a long time but could not find Huo Xiaoran’s photo.
Qiao He was so angry that he couldn’t help but curse. “You son of a bitch. After doing too many bad deeds, you don’t even dare to show your photo. That’s right, if you dare to show it, I’ll photoshop your photo.”
“Uncle, who are you scolding?”
Angel hugged Qiao He’s leg and asked.
Qiao He stammered, “I scolded… scolded a man-eating capitalist. He’s your mommy’s boss.”
“Did he make a mistake?” Joey asked.
“Yeah,” Qiao He said angrily.
“What did he do wrong?” Ki Ki asked.
Qiao He stood up and said casually, “I’ll go to the kitchen to help your mommy.”
The children’s memories were all of the fish. They forgot about this fruitless argument for three seconds.
Qiao He sneaked into the kitchen mysteriously and said, “Sister, when you were pregnant, your stomach was clearly so small. I didn’t expect you to be pregnant with three children at once.”
He rubbed his hands and looked at Qiao An carefully. “You said that our Qiao family has never had multiple children for generations. Logically speaking, there’s no such gene. Why did your genes mutate?”
Qiao An turned to look at him. “Speak human language.”
Qiao He went all out. “Sister, haven’t you ever suspected that among the triplets, there might be someone who isn’t your biological child? There are many unscrupulous doctors in the hospital now. It’s common for them to swap children for money. Perhaps one or two of your three children were given to you by the doctor when you were unconscious.”
Qiao An’s eyes darkened.
Joey was becoming less and less like her.
If a simple-minded person like Qiao He could discover something, it would be even harder to hide Joey’s identity in the future.
“Qiao He, who are you saying isn’t my biological child? Let me tell you, they’re all children I gave birth to after carrying them for ten months.”
“Joey,” Qiao He said. “She has single eyelids and small earlobes. Sister, you’re a top student. You taught me high school genetics. Parents with two big earlobes and double eyelids can’t give birth to children with single eyelids and small earlobes.”
Qiao An sighed heavily.
She said to Qiao He solemnly, “Qiao He, Joey’s identity is special. I’ll treat her as my biological daughter for the rest of my life. Swallow this matter into your stomach and never say it out loud.”
Qiao He said, “Why are you raising someone else’s child?”
Qiao An gave him a stern look. “Her daddy saved my life.”
Qiao He shut his mouth resentfully.
Then, he said in fear and trepidation, “I don’t think that child, Ki Ki, looks like you. You’d better do a paternity test for him too. You might have reported it wrongly.”
Qiao An swung the spatula. “Can’t he take after his daddy?”
Qiao He glanced at Ki Ki, who was playing in the living room, and clicked his tongue. “This child really avoids all your genes perfectly.”
At the mention of this, Qiao An was also depressed.
“Take him out less in the future. There will be trouble if the Li family finds out.”
“Got it,” Qiao He said.
Qiao An prepared dinner. When it was time to eat, Qiao He had just taken a bite of food when he couldn’t be any more disgusted.
“Sister, your cooking can’t even be described as dark. It’s simply fatal and disgusting.”
The three children looked at Qiao He in unison.
“No, Mommy’s cooking is the best food in the world,” Joey and Angel said.
“That’s because you haven’t eaten the delicacies outside. Uncle will bring you to eat delicious food another day,” Qiao He said.
Qiao He opened a new world for the children.
“What’s that?”
Qiao He bragged, “Have you eaten bear paws, abalone, and shark fin?”
The children shook their heads.
“Uncle will bring you guys to eat out on another day.”
“Yeah.” The kids nodded.
Qiao An warned Qiao He, “The children’s spleen and stomach are weak. They can’t eat fish and meat.”
Qiao He replied perfunctorily, “Got it.”