My Entire Family’s Gone Haywire! Chapter 303

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303 Chapter 303 eat it raw
“Pfft! Uncle, what do you call this? Grandparent-grandchild bean? “Hahahaha!” Gu Nian laughed hysterically.
The potatoes are called Grand-grandson beans, the shredded potato is called Grand-grandson shredded meat, the potato ribs are called Grand-grandson ribs, and the mashed potatoes are called Grand-grandson mud.
Oh no, I can’t, I can’t.
“Hey, what are you laughing at? I’m doing this for your good! Think about it, if this thing was delicious and the production was so high, people would ask why it was called grandparent-grandchild bean if it was called this. Then, you and your grandfather will become famous, right? The entire great Zhou will know about the two of you! When the God in heaven knew about it, he thought,”hey, those two mortals are not bad. They have such a good reputation. Why don’t we wait for them to die and summon them to heaven to be the God of Cooking?”” Uncle Gu was thinking further and further away.
Grandma Gu rolled her eyes at him and said,’boss, get out! It’s the new year, who are you trying to curse?”
Uncle Gu said aggrievedly,”mother, I said that father and niannian will be Immortals in the future!” That wasn’t death, that was attaining Dao and becoming immortal! How awe-inspiring!”
Grandma Gu picked up a potato and tossed it around. She looked at uncle Gu.”Are you going to get lost?”
Uncle Gu scratched his head and said in a silly manner, ” “Aiya! I didn’t even hug my youngest son today. Aiyo, my little ninren, you must be missing your father! I’ll be leaving first!”
“Bah! What was this! Can it be eaten? What’s that smell? Sister-in-law, niannian, what kind of poison are you using? Oh no, I have to go to aunt Xiao’s place to see if this thing will give me a stomachache!” After uncle Gu left, Madam Zhang, who was curled up in front of the kitchen door, spat and said angrily.
Everyone looked over and saw that she was still holding a potato that she had taken a bite of.
Raw potatoes, uncooked.
“Big boss’s family, is the Gu family short of you to eat or drink? It was as if he hadn’t eaten in 800 years. Are you the reincarnation of a Hungry Ghost?” Grandma Gu scolded her angrily.
“Mother, the sweet potatoes in the field are all eaten like this! Carrots could also be plucked and eaten. Didn’t they also come from the ground? How can you blame me! It’s all because of the strange things that second brother and the others planted. Father, mother, please don’t eat it. Really, what if it’s poisonous? Aiyo, I can’t take it anymore, my stomach hurts. I must be poisoned, I have to go find aunt Xiao!” Seeing that grandma Gu’s expression was not right, Zhang Shi held her stomach and ran away.
Both Cai Xiaolian and Gu Nian were speechless at Mrs. Zhang’s behavior. How could she eat raw potatoes?
Grandpa, grandma, let me tell you a secret. Actually, we’ve already eaten this. Xinxin and I secretly dug up a few and burned them. Father and mother also ate them. They were very delicious. Moreover, it was eaten before the new year, so there was definitely no poison. So, you can rest assured! However, don’t tell grandma Xiao and Zhou Yuan about this!” In order to reassure the old couple, Gu Nian lied.
“Don’t do such things in the future! It’s fine to let the animals eat it first, then I’ll eat it myself! If there’s something wrong with this thing and you two sisters eat it rashly, what if something happens?” Grandma Gu said disapprovingly.
“Hehe, I got it, grandma. I’ll feed the chicken first in the future. Can we do it now, grandma?” Gu Nian chuckled.
“Do it! I’ll help you start the fire.” Grandma Gu nodded.
Therefore, Gu Nian peeled the skin, Grandpa Gu tidied up the meat, and Cai Xiaolian helped to pick some vegetables.
She did not plan to make a main course for this meal. She planned to use potato patties instead.