Reborn: The Godfather Has Fallen For Me Chapter 826 - Urinating and Defecating On the Ground

Chapter 826 Urinating and Defecating On the Ground
No one could sleep that night. They sat around the fire. The small hills next to them became a natural barrier. If they wanted to move forward, they had to cross the lake. However, when they thought about what would be in the lake… everyone looked helpless, including Yan Kuan.
“Since it’s also an illusion, we must find the eye of the formation.”
“But it was the tai chi eight trigrams before. What is this now?”
If it was the tai chi eight trigrams, they could at least find the yin-yang point. If they couldn’t find it, they couldn’t just guess.
Moreover, none of them understood the five elements eight trigrams. Therefore, the lake in front of them had become a huge problem.
“D*mn it, why did the higher-ups send us here? Look at how many of our brothers have died. Now that Yellow Ox’s hand is crippled, what should we do in the future? We are the personal guards, not explorers.” Buffalo was from S Province, and his accent was extremely heavy. In the past, the secret guards might have been able to joke with him in the dialect, but at this moment, each of them had this little thought in their hearts, so how could they care about him?
However, being sold by Jiang Haoting was not a rare matter. It was useless for him to just complain. “Alright, let’s think of a way to cross the river. When I survive or get out, I will retire from the army.”
Hearing what Red Bull said, Buffalo and the Cow looked at Red Bull in surprise. Boss was leaving the army?
Boss liked the army so much. Why would he leave the army?
“Boss, if you leave, I’ll leave too. I’ll work with
you.”
“Yes, I’ll work with you too.”
Hearing what they said, Shen Xiaoxiao broke the silence and smiled:
“If you are really discharged from the army, come and work for me in the security department. I guarantee that you will do better than what you are doing now.”
Hearing what Shen Xiaoxiao said, Yan Kuan touched the top of her head helplessly. This child really hated Jiang Haoting very much. She could not wait to start recruiting people.
“Really? Well, Captain, we will follow you.”
Buffalo was indeed honest and honest. On the other hand, Red Bull smiled helplessly. He did not agree and did not speak again.
“Eh, it’s raining?”
Dark 9 looked at the sky. The moon was bright and the stars were sparse. They did not say that there was rain either?
However, it was normal for rain to fall in the forest at night. However, when they heard that it was raining, Shen Xiaoxiao, Yan Kuan, and both of them had a guess and a bad premonition in their hearts.
They had to make sure that it was not what they had thought.
However, things did not go as they had hoped. In just a few seconds, the rain began to fall.
“The rain is coming too fast. We won’t drown in this small depression, right?”
Dark 15 had said it casually, but everyone looked at him. Dark 4 even said, “I don’t think we will drown, but the water will definitely rise.”
“Ah…”
“It can’t be. This place is quite far from the lake, and there are so many trees.”
“I think 15 is right. It’s very likely that the water will rise here. Those water monkeys can’t do without water. The sky was clear this afternoon, and it suddenly rained so heavily. It’s definitely not simple.”
“Then what should we do? Do we retreat again?”
“Master, not good. The water is rising up ahead? And it’s extremely fast. It’s less than 200 meters away from us.”
Dark 11, who had been keeping watch on the treetops, shouted to the people under the tree anxiously.
“Calculate the speed, ‘Yan Kuan immediately commanded.
Dark 11 pressed on his arm and shouted to the people below:
“One meter per second.”
One meter per second meant that there were still 100 seconds, which was more than a minute. D*mn it, this speed was too fast.
“Everyone climb the trees. Carry the injured and your backpacks and find thick trees to climb.”
As soon as Yan Kuan finished speaking, everyone stood up. Fortunately, they didn’t have time to set up their tents before. After all, everyone was on high alert tonight, so they weren’t prepared to sleep peacefully. At this moment, they even carried their backpacks and immediately climbed to the thick trees nearby.
Yan Kuan watched Shen Xiaoxiao climb in front of him while he climbed up from behind. In less than two minutes, everyone had climbed to the top of several trees and were in position. At this time, the water had already spread to the place they had been in before. This was a dense forest. Each tree was at least 20 meters tall. They had all undergone strict training. Apart from one injured, each of them was an expert who could take on ten people by himself. Climbing trees was a piece of cake.
Their movements were also very fast. However, even so, when they saw that the lake water had spread to the bottom just as they had stabilized themselves, they were still shocked and broke out in a cold sweat. This speed was abnormally fast.
“What should we do? The water won’t rise,
right?”
“It shouldn’t. Look, it’s still spreading.”
Although that was the case, Yan Kuan knew that these things that could not be described with common sense actually had a chance of rising. “Oh no, the prey hasn’t been cleaned up yet. It’s half-cooked. Will this attract that water monkey?”Dark 16 roared from the tree at the side. As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a water monkey standing out of the water. He could see that the water had just reached its knees. How did it get out?
It picked up the pheasant that was floating on the surface of the water and picked it up to eat. Then, a second, a third, and many other water monkeys who had not found any food had already smelled it and looked at the top.
The smell of blood was the strongest on the injured Yellow Ox. Even though they were so far away, they could still smell the blood. And the water monkeys under the tree that Yellow Ox and Red Bull were on had gathered the most. At this moment, everyone’s hearts were in their throats.
This water monkey had set its eyes on Yellow Ox and the others…
After waking up one afternoon, Little Treasure and Da Bao drank some water. Of course, they also took the opportunity to relieve themselves in the corner, so they began to look for a way out.
The two children had good memories. They knew that they had just entered the east side, which meant that there was a big rock on the east side, so they could only look for a way out in the other three directions.
“Little Treasure, according to the Adventures of the Earth’s Core, these places usually have traps on the walls, such as small round holes or wall lamps. You just need to turn them around or press hard to open the traps.”
Da Bao told Little Treasure about the plot that she had recalled all afternoon. Little Treasure had also watched that movie, so he naturally had some memory. Of course, his current actions were almost the same as Da Bao’s.
“Aiya, Da Bao, I stepped on your poop. It stinks.”
Da Bao felt awkward. Alright, she had to poop after she ate. She had already pooped in the corner, so how could Little Treasure still step on it? How stupid.
“How stupid. I already pooped in the corner, yet you still stepped on it.”
“Normally, the traps are in the corner. Why do you have to poop in the corner?” Little Treasure could not help but underestimate her. Of course, the flashlight above his head also shone over because he had stepped on Da Bao’s poop. But just as he was complaining about Da Bao pooping everywhere… A small raised button was next to Da Bao’s poop.
Little Treasure cried out in surprise, “Da Bao, your poop really blocked the mechanism. Come and see…”