Pampered Fei Brimming with Cuteness Chapter 217

Translator: lilcupcakez
The So-Called Twenty-Four Filial Exemplars
Long MuChen watched as Qian DuoDuo's eyes concentrated on the banknotes on the table and her eyes sparkled. He knew that this young girl was eying his silvers.
Therefore, he told Han Tie to give the rest of the banknotes to Qian DuoDuo.
Qian DuoDuo took the banknotes over and the corner of her lips immediately curled up wide. She counted them, not caring that it was impolite. Then, she directly placed them in her small bag.
"The so-called Twenty-Four Filial Exemplars is that 1. When the wife can't sleep, you need to stay with her the whole night and help to count sheep. You can't dream about the Duke of Zhou. 2. You need to provide methods when the wife is trying to make herself more attractive. You can't laugh out loud. 3. When the wife is singing, you need to compliment her endlessly and can't laugh at her. 4. When the wife is mad, you need to kneel on the ground and beg for mercy. You need to beg for her forgiveness and can't ignore her. 5. When the wife is yelling and hitting you, you need to thank God and can't try to retaliate. 6. When the wife is going to take a shower, you need to test the temperature and help to wipe her body. You can't have any selfish desire. 7. When the wife is spending money, you need to be brave and pay the bills. You have to encourage her some more and can't act like you are unwilling. 8. When the wife is cooking, you have to praise unceasingly and have a couple more bowls. You can't be picky about the dishes you like and you don't like. 9. When the wife is sleeping, you need to fan her during the scorching summer. When it's in the winter, you have to warm the blankets. You can't snore and try to steal her blankets. 10. When the wife is giving you money, you need to be grateful and cry tears of happiness. You have to live frugally and can't spend money on extra things. 11. When the wife is bored, you need to do your utmost to act to entertain her. You can't act casually. 12. When the wife is reprimanding you, you need to put your hands behind your back and stand up straight. You can't be absent-minded. 13. When the wife is upset, you need to sob and grieve for her too. You can't reveal a smile. 14. When the wife is out late, you need to patiently wait at home and smile when facing her. You can't be angry and furious about it. 15. When the wife isn't here you need to yearn for her day and night nonstop and keep yourself pure. You are not to imitate the dog and steal the chicken. 16. When the wife is happy, you have to decorate the house with banners and lanterns, celebrating without restraint. You are not to spill the wine or cold water. 17. When the wife is learning, you have to help to read the books for her and circle the main points. You are not to act like this does not concern yourself. 18. When the wife is debating, you have to nod your head from time to time to show that you agree. You are not to refute back. 19. When the wife is interrogating you, you have to vow and swear to God in order to show your loyalness to her. You can't act carelessly. 20. When the wife is fighting, you have to help her and go against the enemy with her. You can't advise her to run off. 21. When the wife wants to kiss you, you have to act with enthusiasm and put energy in it. You can't talk indistinctly. 22. When the wife is hurting, you need to be diligent and hot compress on time. You are not to hut her anywhere else. 23. When the wife is going to copulate with you, you need to satisfy her demands and persevere. You are not to be less capable than desirable. 24. When the wife doesn't want something, you need to keep the tears in your stomach and figure it out yourself. You are not to buy and sell things!"
"The followings are my family Qian's Twenty-Four Filial Exemplars of a standard man! I promise you that it is well-tried and no one can beat you! Aye, this is my – Qian DuoDuo's secret treasure. If it weren't that you – fourteen is diligent and never slacking and is modest enough to learn this, I won't even be willing to tell you this."
Qian DuoDuo shook her head, sighing. She looked like she was reluctant to do this.
Then when she looked at the remaining group of people, besides Long MuChen who still stayed calm and held a faint smile, everyone else was flabbergasted and even spat out white bubbles.
Han Tie wiped the cold sweat on his head and secretly observed a moment in silence in tribute in regards to his master's future life.