Pregnant with Twins: Poison Doctor Consort is Too Hard to Please Chapter 299: Super Large Feces Ball

Chapter 299: Super Large Feces Ball
Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
Luo Dabao raised his hand and poked it curiously. The round ball suddenly twisted violently as if it was alive.
“Alih! Mother!” Luo Dabao screamed in horror, but the black ball exploded with a bang.
A strong stench gushed out. Large amounts of feces and urine mixed into a viscous liquid that exploded in all directions and splashed into Luo Dabao’s mouth.
Luo Dabao could tell that the liquid in his mouth was feces and urine. He swallowed it subconsciously, and the foul smell flowed down the tip of his tongue. The indescribable bitterness and foul smell made him so disgusted that he bent down and began to vomit uncontrollably.
“Sob, sob, Mother, mother.” Luo Dabao wailed miserably like a pig being slaughtered. His cry was so sharp that it sounded like a chicken being slaughtered. The guards at the door could not help but tremble in fear.
“This, isn’t this commotion a little too big?” One of the guards asked uneasily, “Should we open the door and take a look?”
The other guard also felt uneasy, but he maintained a straight face and said, “Have you forgotten what Madam said just now? Don’t you know how much trouble Second Young Master usually makes? He just wants to attract our attention. Just pretend you didn’t hear it.”
The conversation between the guards was overheard by the siblings on the roof.
“That’s why children shouldn’t be so disobedient. Otherwise, they’ll end up eating feces with no one caring for them.” As soon as she finished speaking, Su Qingqing took out more balls of feces from the box she carried on her back. Then, she fired three consecutive shots at Luo Dabao.
Luo Dabao was hit and knocked to the ground then covered by the splattering feces and urine. He bent over and vomited crazily. As he vomited, he screamed like a pig being slaughtered.
The guards outside the door pretended not to hear him. No matter how Luo Dabao screamed and begged for mercy, or even said that someone had attacked him, the guards stood still.
“Sob, sob, sob. Are you all dead?” Luo Dabao threw himself at the door and knocked on the door frantically. “Someone hit me with feces and urine! Quickly let me out!”
However, Luo Dabao didn’t know that if he chose to hide in a closet, the two little siblings wouldn’t be able to do anything to him. But instead of hiding, he ran toward the door, right into the shooting range of the siblings.
Luo Dabao’s position was like a walking target to the siblings.
Thus, the siblings exchanged a glance and smiled at each other. They both took out a feces ball the size of two human heads from the box at the same time.
The weight of the feces ball required the siblings to work together to lift it.
Luo Dabao knocked on the door frantically, but he didn’t get any response. He looked up subconsciously and saw the siblings on the roof through the gap in the roof tiles. He also saw the enormous feces balls they were holding.
Luo Dabao was terrified that his legs went weak. He slumped on the ground and shook his head frantically, not caring that he was covered in feces and urine. “No, please don’t!”
The siblings had their faces covered. They were not afraid that Luo Dabao would recognize them. At this moment, the corners of their mouths behind the masks curled up into a wicked smile.. Then, with a whoosh, they threw the huge feces ball in their hands downwards!