My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker! Chapter 2316

2316 An Eccentric Couple
“She’s clearly blind, pouncing directly at my hubby! Who else should I beat if not her?” Qiaoqiao’s principle was to thrash anyone who dared pounce at her hubby flying!
You… you’re completely disregarding the usual routine!
Everybody’s jaws dropped once again, and they also couldn’t resist twitching their mouths.
Where did this oddball pop out from!?
!!
Shouldn’t delicate little ladies like her be extremely kindhearted?
The type that would enthusiastically help grandpas and grandmas cross the road.
Let alone this girl who looked so miserable and had come running to seek their help.
To exhibit their magnanimity, wouldn’t usual daughters of patrician families have their husbands rescue the girl and keep her as a personal maidservant out of compassion?
Qiao Mu would likely jeer at them if she knew what they were thinking.
Crazy!
You go rescue her if you were feeling overflowing sympathy! Go be that sunflower that illuminates the masses!
This darling does not want Hubby to rescue other women!
She had never considered herself a good person, so she naturally did not have such holy and pure moral character.
She was a baddie!
Good people didn’t live long, while baddies tormented the world. So she might as well be a baddie!
*Step, step, step.* The little fellow walked forward and pointed at the heap of purple on the ground with knitted brows. “Take her away!”
Good dogs don’t get underfoot! They were going to bring out a lot of horses in a bit, so it wouldn’t do for her to keep lying there.
The righteous scholar was simply about to faint from anger. He pointed at Qiao Mu trembingly and shouted indignantly, “You, you! As a lady, where is your sense of sympathy? Don’t you see that this young lady isn’t able to get up at all due to your kick?
“I truly wonder which lord’s family nurtured such an ‘exceptional’ young lady who has neither conscience nor humanity!”
“This young sir indulged her so. What, you have a problem?” Mo Lian stared at that scholar who was filled with righteousness and then mocked, “Since you have such a sense of righteousness, why not bring this pitiable girl back with you and take care of her?”
The little fellow nodded vehemently, raising both hands in approval. “You should bring her back with you!”
“You have such lofty moral character and are full of righteousness. Such a noble savior with sterling integrity should not be dismissing her life and death!” Mo Lian continued deriding, “Hurry and bring her back with you!”
The little fellow once again nodded in agreement. “Hurry up!”
Everyone: …
Holy sh*t! How come this young couple seemed to not be that normal!
Look at how the scholar’s lips were trembling from these digs. He couldn’t respond at all.
The scholar flung his sleeve furiously and turned around, walking up to the girl. He reached out to help her up. “Miss, let me pull you up.”
That girl nodded woefully and placed her hand on the scholar’s. She teetered as she tried to get up.
Yet who knew that the scholar would be so useless. Not only did he not pull her up, he actually toppled onto her from the pull.
Everybody was promptly at a loss for words!
“Ah! You, go away!” That girl frantically pushed aside the scholar. She got up indignantly and could not bother about pretending to be weak anymore. She gave that scholar a sound slap across the face.
“Shameless!”
“No, M-Miss. This one did not do it on purpose.” The scholar’s face was flushed red.
“Coming! Young Sir, Miss, this one has brought over Carriage Driver Chen!”