Sis-Con With Dimensional Chat Group Chapter 1113 Fighting Style?

Chapter 1113: Fighting Style?

Haru was managing his business in his office within his restaurant, but suddenly the door opened.
"Haru!"
Haru didn't have time to answer and suddenly someone jumped into his lap. He sighed and asked, "What is it? How many million did you lose this time?"
Tsunade snorted and complained, "Did you think that I'd come asking you to help me pay my debt?"
"Oh? Do you want another protein? If so, then you can go down under the table. I've got a lot of work to do so if you take the protein yourself."
Tsunade blushed and hit his chest. "You pervert! Is your heart filled with those kinds of things?!"
"Who makes you have such a f.u.c.kab--" Haru stopped and realized both Yaoyorozu and Kendo were outside. He then showed a solemn expression and asked, "Kendo, Yaoyorozu, what's wrong?"
"....."
Kendo and Yaoyorozu blushed when they saw the interaction between Haru and Tsunade.
'Protein?'
Kendo and Yaoyorozu were curious, but when they saw Haru's solemn expression, they were also affected by him.
"They have said that they want you to teach them how to fight," Tsunade said.
"Fight?"
Haru looked at Kendo and Yaoyorozu who gave him a nod.
"I don't mind, but did you remember that my office was destroyed? Even if I want to teach you, it is impossible to do it at this restaurant."
"......."
Kendo and Yaoyorozu had forgotten about it. They had lived in this restaurant for the past few days and forgot that there wasn't any hall which they could use to train within this restaurant.
"How about our house?" Tsunade asked.
Haru shook his head and said, "No." He was afraid that his name would turn bad when someone heard that he had brought a female student into his house.
"Why?"
"Just no, alright?" Haru looked at Kendo and Yaoyorozu and said, "But well, I'll tell you in theory about my fighting style."
"Bruno-sensei's fighting style?" Kendo and Yaoyorozu had never heard of it and became curious.
Haru nodded and said, "The name of my fighting style is Anything Goes Martial Arts."
"......."
"Anything Goes Martial Arts?"
Tsunade blinked her eyes and asked in whisper, "Did you just make that up?"
"Of course not, it is really my fighting style." Haru coughed and said, "So let me explain, what Anything Goes Martial Arts is. Sit down and listen to me."
Kendo and Yaoyorozu nodded and sat down while ignoring Tsunade who was sitting on Haru's lap. Unlike Tsunade who seemed to be very irresponsible, in the eyes of two girls Haru's image was very good since he was a very good husband, teacher, etc. Of course, he had a bad thing and that was his l.u.s.t since they had often heard a strange noise from his office when he was together with Tsunade.
Neither of them were ignorant girls and they knew what this guy had often done with his wife inside his office.
Haru might seem very cool, but this guy was a beast underneath with a slightly sadistic personality.
Kendo and Yaoyorozu blushed and their bodies became giddy all of sudden.
Haru didn't think too much and started to explain about "Anything Goes Martial Arts". He told them that the origin of this martial art was around 200 to 300 years ago.
"That's long!"
"This martial art is still young compared to Kalaripayattu or Boxing or Kung fu. Well, let's talk about that later and why I chose this martial art rather than others, right?"
They nodded in response since the name of "Anything Goes Martial Arts" was too weird.
"True to its name, Anything Goes Martial Arts, is based on learning and adapting many different styles of martial arts, taking what works and discarding what doesn't. As such, it is not confined to a single way of thinking or philosophy when it comes to martial arts combat. This gives a practitioner of Anything Goes Martial Arts the advantage of adaptability and unpredictability in a fight since he would ideally know moves and techniques from many different schools that complement each other, minimising perceptible weaknesses."
"....."
Everyone was silent, especially Tsunade. She looked at Haru and wondered whether his bullshitting ability had increased once again since she knew very well that Haru didn't have a fighting style and his way of fighting was very random, but when she heard about this "Anything Goes Martial Arts", she felt that it might be really Haru's fighting style, but she still kept her skeptical at heart.
Kendo and Yaoyorozu were amazed.
"Is there another practitioner beside you, Sensei?" Yaoyorozu asked.
"No, for now, it is only me since most of them of people in this era don't have an interest in martial arts."
What Haru told them was the truth since most of the people in this world would rather use their ability than martial arts.
"Can we learn it too?" Kendo asked eagerly.
"It's very hard. You might not be able to take it."
Haru was bullshitting and he didn't really think too much when he told them about his martial arts. Though, his way of fighting was similar to "Anything Goes Martial Arts" since his attack was quite unpredictable and the foundation of his fighting style was his "Kenbunshoku Haki". He didn't think the people in this world could learn it, and even if they could learn it they might need a lot of time to learn it.
"It's alright! We're prepared!" Yaoyorozu was excited.
"Yes, even if it's hard! We can do it, Sensei! Please teach us!" Kendo nodded.
"......."
Tsunade could see a slight change in Haru's expression and knew that this guy was simply bullshitting them. She laughed inwardly and wanted to see how he was going to handle this situation.
Haru was thinking about what to do, but suddenly the telephone rang.
'Safe...'
Haru took the telephone within his office and asked, "What's wrong?"
"Boss, there's a riot at the zoo!"
"Riot? At the zoo?"
Haru felt weird since usually rioting should happen on the street or something and it was his first time hearing that it had happened at the zoo. Listening to the explanation of his beautiful receptionist, he understood that the cause of this trouble was the criminal who had escaped from the prison from previous jailbreak.
"Call Kanako and tell her to get ready."
"Yes, boss!"
Haru hung up the telephone and said, "There's an important job, do you want to follow me?"
"Yes!" 2x
Kendo and Yaoyorozu didn't hesitate in their voices.
"I want to come with you too." Tsunade also wanted to follow the fun since she was bored and she was quite free at the hospital.
Haru looked at Tsunade for a while and said, "Don't forget to wear your mask."
"OK!"
Tsunade changed her clothes in the private changing room within Haru's office. Haru had prepared her costume since he knew that her size was quite special, especially in those areas since it was so big.
While waiting for Kanako and Tsunade to get ready, Haru thought that he needed to think of a way to teach both Yaoyorozu and Kendo about this "Anything Goes Martial Arts" as soon as possible.