Girl, I'll Teach You Cultivation Chapter 1

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A girl's fragrance, powerful enough to make a man high with a single whiff, filled the entire bedroom. The bedsheet covered a lovely figure as a woman turned over, her feet shifting as she slept. She felt genuinely comfy, causing her to soak in lethargy even more…
However, what laid under the girl wasn't the bedding, nor was it the bed. Instead, it was a youth.
Awakened by feeling a weight on top of him, the youth was shocked.
What's this?
Why's a girl sleeping on top of me? Even more so, pressing herself against me? Jiang Xiu could feel the girl's warmth through the bedsheet.
A conspiracy! It's a conspiracy!
Indeed, some wicked men must have planned this to harm this Deity!
As the Sect Master of the Heaven Treading Sect, Jiang Xiu immediately became aware that the current situation was far from good. Judging from his experience, he surmised that someone must have drugged him and arranged for all of this. It didn't matter whether they had done the deed or not, according to the stereotypical outcome, this girl's man ought to arrive soon to catch them "in the act".
Damn it; this Deity needs to escape quickly!
Thud! Thud! Thud!
At this moment, someone knocked the door.
Jiang Xiu's mind went blank for a second, his soul nearly frightened from his body.
It's time. The man who'll "catch" us. Since whoever it is has set up such a vicious trap, they must've undoubtedly set up a vast array outside, with several Heaven Stage experts lying in ambush.
They want to deliver this Deity to the Lands of the Dead!
The knock on the door had also roused up the girl. She opened her eyes. a beautiful, bright and charming pair. As Jiang Xiu had guessed, as soon as the girl saw him, her eyes were filled with fear, and her mouth opened as if to scream.
I knew it was going to follow this routine. My splendid fellow countrymen have used this plot tool too much; you think that' this'll trick this Deity?
Jiang Xiu had decided that he'd be the one to shout. I'm also an acting genius. So many girls on the Immortal Martial Continent want to throw themselves into my embrace; how can I let you take advantage of this Deity?
Thud! Thud! Thud!
The knock came again. Jiang Xiu felt that the girl before him was somewhat familiar-looking. He couldn't see her vividly when he was lying there, but now he could.
With pale skin, and a tensed scowl which added a lively charm to her beautiful face. She had pure eyes, a tiny celestial nose, and curvy, elegant and tender lips that were puckered up together as she exhaled a fragrant breath.. Jiang Xiu's heart began to pound madly.
Ye Bing!
Ye Bing was his high school classmate before he had transmigrated and was a girl from a wealthy family. Having both a beautiful face and figure, she was very high-profile at school. This Ms. Perfect was prideful, and just like her name, ice-cold.
How can it be her? Did she also transmigrate? Or is it someone who just looks like her?
No matter what, the one who makes the first move gains the advantage. Thus, Jiang Xiu opened his mouth to shout.
To express the unbearable humiliation of having his purity tainted, Jiang Xiu was preparing to take a deep breath and give out a loud scream with all his might.
Unexpectedly, the girl had also recognised the man before her eyes. It was the loser classmate of hers, Jiang Xiu. Fear and restlessness flashed through her. Subconsciously, she brought her hand from underneath the bedsheet and clamped down on his mouth.
What now? A new routine?
"Don't shout, don't shout," the girl said nervously.
But how could Jiang Xiu let her prevail? He had to shout, even if he died in the process.
"Jiang Xiu, don't shout!"
Although he was cut short, his eyes opened wide. !, the bedsheet over the girl, had slid off, exposing her incredible body.
Although Ye Bing didn't know how Jiang Xiu had appeared inside her house and why he was on top of her bed, if he shouted out her parents would come inside and what face would she have left?
If this matter is relayed to the school and known to all her classmates, her life would be in shambles.
"Bingbing, open the door. It's your mother. Xiaoyun has come."
Hearing that Xiaoyun had arrived caused Ye Bing to panic. She glared at Jiang Xiu, still pouting her cherry lips. She exhaled slowly, trying to control her voice to make herself sound as natural as possible. "Mom, tell Xiaoyun that I don't feel well and ask her to leave first."
Watching her panic so much, seeming more nervous than him, Jiang Xiu felt puzzled. What kind of a scenario is this? Shouldn't you be letting the people outside come in and then let them discover us in bed together?
Don't tell me that there's a follow-up plan after this with an even more malicious scheme?
Despicable!
Alright, this Deity shall see what kind of pattern you shall play out here.
"Bingbing, are you feeling unwell?" A woman's voice arrived from outside. "Come, open the door and let me take a look."
Hah? Another new routine, what kind of plot is this?
Jiang Xiu thought he'd already seen through the scheme, but the depth of it had already exceeded his imagination.
Realizing that her mother was determined to enter inside, Ye Bing was at a loss. Desperate and nervous, it was at this time she had noticed that Jiang Xiu's eyes gazed towards her chest. She immediately realised that she had exposed her body in front of him and screamed out, rushing up to pull the bedsheet up to hide her body.
Jiang Xiu rolled his eyes and looked towards the ceiling, expressing that he hadn't seen anything, even exposing disdain on his face. This Deity hates schoolgirl's like you the most, especially those who are beautiful and have a good figure. And you thought you'd trick this Deity using your charm.
Hearing Ye Bing's scream, her mother anxiously spoke: "Bingbing, are you alright? Xiaoyun, get the spare key from the table drawer. I hope nothing bad has happened."
Hearing that they were going to use the spare key to open the door, Ye Bing's complexion turned gloomier as she said in a hurry, "Mom, I'm fine…."
"Don't worry!"
Only at this critical moment did she recall a matter, causing her to panic. "Quickly wear some clothes."
Jiang Xiu casted a sidelong glance at her, his gaze chilling.
That's right. It was this aloof and cold aura. You want to slander this Deity by saying I fooled around with you and then r*ped you? You're naive, girl. Too naive.
"Speak. Who are you, and what do you want from this Deity?"
"Hurry up!"
Ye Bing's heart had almost collapsed. Her mother and Xiaoyun were just outside the door and could enter inside at any moment, yet this damned Jiang Xiu had started spewing crazy things. "Change into some clothes quickly."
"Hehehehehe … You want this Deity to wear clothes? And then when I wear them, wouldn't that cause me to lose face?" Jiang Xiu asked coldly. It's wrong. It's is too strange. Aaahhh, what kind of crafty scheme is this? This Deity is indeed unable to look through it.
Ye Bing smacked Jiang Xiu's forehead in anger. "Are you going to wear them or not?!" She was already at her limit, tears welling up in her eyes.
"You… you dare to…. hit this Deity?"
Jiang Xiu was pretty much stunned.
Who in the Immortal Martial Continent didn't know of him? Alone, he had battled 9 Grand Celestial Exalts. Against their cooperation to achieve a single attack, he had chatted with them calmly and escaped to a thousand miles away. When the later generations mentioned this, they'd all gasp in amazement, which was also the basis for his supreme fame. Since then, Jiang Xiu's name had shocked the entire world.
"Hahaha, you dared to hit this Deity. Aaah, interesting, truly interesting." His voice had already become incomparably chilly as his words came to a stop, causing the temperature inside the room to drop a few degrees.
Cold wind akin to a blade, an Overlord Exalt was merciless.
You are courting death!
"If you don't wear some clothes, I'll hit you again!" Ye Bing panted with rage.
Jiang Xiu's pupils lit up with a cold glint. Looking with disdain at all under heaven, the disposition of the strong had undoubtedly exposed itself at this moment. In those years, when Jiang Xiu was angry, even an army of a million soldiers didn't dare go half a step across the river as long as he stood blocking their way from the sky. His voice turned deeper as killing intent akin to an ancient vicious demon manifested. "This Deity dares you to try again."
"Argh!"
A scream soon followed after. Jiang Xiu's forehead had suffered a hit again. Moreover … it even hurt a little bit.
Why couldn't I dodge it?!
It's impossible! It can't be happening! Admittedly, this Deity was too careless just now!
"This Deity dares you to give it another try!"
Without any trace of politeness, Ye Bing gave another smack to him.
Jiang Xiu gave out a shout again. His forehead had yet still suffered a hit. He was utterly shocked until he finally realised what was wrong. As he tried to manipulate the force within his body, his eyes opened wide. There wasn't even an iota of force left.
Damn, they must've poisoned this Deity. A poison of such toxicity that it can cause this Deity's force to disappear could be counted on one's fingers. Each one of them are priceless.
So the trap waiting for this Deity was this, huh?
Despicable!
Thud! Thud! Thud!
"Bingbing, are you alright? Don't scare your mother." Ye Bing's mother impatiently spoke from outside the door again. "Xiaoyun, did you find the key? Hurry up."
"Aaahh found it. I found it …"
A girl's footsteps sounded, the thud or running echoed along with the jingling of keys.