Chapter 1735: What Is The Most Vicious?
For the past few days, Shen Fanxing had been trying to coax a certain punching bag.
She was so busy that she even gave up on entering the palace.
She focused on Bo Jinchuan.
Bo Jinchuan couldn’t take it anymore.
She wasn’t conquered by Shen Fanxing, but…
He couldn’t stand the current Shen Fanxing.
Every day, she would sit, lie, stand, and walk. Whenever she had the chance, she would hug her phone with a serious expression.
The rest of the time, she would move closer to him and say something he couldn’t understand.
It was rare for her to be quiet. She sat in the study room and signed a few documents. Just as she stopped writing, Shen Fanxing’s figure entered her mind.
Thinking of her strange actions over the past few days, he couldn’t help but laugh.
…
He shook his head helplessly and smiled dotingly.
She was really busy.
She was either busy with him or running around in his head.
At this moment, Miss Fanxing, who was busy in his head, suddenly opened the study room door. When she saw Bo Jinchuan looking at her, she narrowed her eyes and smiled. She shuffled to Bo Jinchuan in her slippers.
“Ah Chuan…”
She called out to him gently, trying to please him.
Bo Jinchuan raised an eyebrow and looked at her warily.
Shen Fanxing leaned against his desk and smiled at him.
“Are you done with your work? Let me tell you a joke…”
Bo Jinchuan’s lips twitched as he stood up and picked up the pen on the table.
“I haven’t finished my work.”
Shen Fanxing reached out to press Bo Jinchuan’s right hand. “If you’re not done, you must be tired. Take a break. Let me tell you a joke to relax…”
Bo Jinchuan was speechless.
Not again.
Ever since she returned from the manor, she had been obsessed with him. She would either pester him or give him a cold joke.
He had never dabbled in cold jokes and was always confused by her.
Most importantly, she had to react.
Seeing that Bo Jinchuan was silent and resigned to his fate, Shen Fanxing cleared her throat and said,
“Isn’t New Year’s Day coming soon? My… my boyfriend said that he would transfer 20,000 yuan to me…”
Bo Jinchuan raised an eyebrow and frowned as he looked up at her.
Shen Fanxing continued, “Then, she said that she had no money. Hahahaha…”
Bo Jinchuan was speechless.
Shen Fanxing convulsed with laughter. She wasn’t pretending.
How was this funny?
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Did he have to make her laugh like that?
She sighed helplessly in her heart. What had this little woman experienced recently?
When Shen Fanxing was done laughing, her laughter subsided when she saw Bo Jinchuan’s expressionless face.
She frowned and glared at him. “Why aren’t you smiling? Isn’t it funny?”
Bo Jinchuan looked up at her, his dark eyes gleaming.
Seeing the darkening expression on Shen Fanxing’s face, he sighed and picked up his phone.
Shen Fanxing’s phone rang a few seconds later.
Glancing at the screen, it was a message from Bo Jinchuan.
She glanced at Bo Jinchuan suspiciously and clicked on the message. Her mouth fell open in shock.
“Friend transferred 2,000,000 yuan.”
“You… Why did you transfer so much money to me?”
Bo Jinchuan kept his phone and said calmly, “Is 20,000 yuan worth making you so happy? Will you be happier with 2 million yuan?”
Shen Fanxing was speechless.
Was that the point?
Most importantly, she didn’t have a partner!
In the end, he didn’t get the essence of her joke!
Looking down at the transfer message on her phone, she accepted it angrily.
It would be a waste not to take it.
Thinking about it carefully, her cold joke was worth two million yuan. She was also the number one person in the world.
There was the sound of gold coins entering the bag and Shen Fanxing smiled in satisfaction.
Not bad.
When she looked up at Bo Jinchuan, she saw that he had already lowered his gaze and his attention was on the document in front of him.
She frowned again and poked Bo Jinchuan’s shoulder.
No response.
There was still no response.
He still refused to forgive her.
Her temper was really stubborn.
“You’re still angry?”
“…”
“Why don’t I tell you another cold joke…”
Bo Jinchuan’s lips twitched uncontrollably before he pursed his lips.
“There was a loaf of bread. It got hungry while walking, so it ate itself…”
Bo Jinchuan was speechless.
“Do you know what happens when a fatty falls from the 18th floor?… Fatty.”
Bo Jinchuan was speechless.
“When the three children were together, they said what was the most poisonous thing. Child A said that mosquitoes were the most poisonous. My brother’s neck was bitten by a mosquito and it was red and itchy. Child B said that wasps were the most poisonous. My brother’s leg was stung by a wasp and it’s swollen and painful now! Child C said that I don’t know what stabbed my sister either. Her stomach is round and…”
The voice stopped abruptly.
Shen Fanxing blinked, wanting to blurt out all the cold jokes she had gathered. At this point, she suddenly felt that something was amiss.
When she regained her senses, she blushed.
Bo Jinchuan finally looked up at her.
This man…
There was no other reaction, but when he heard this, he reacted faster than anyone else!
How could she have expected that the sneer of the three children would be so…
“These… these three children are too impure… Let me change another one. One day, when we met as childhood sweethearts, I saw the girl’s outfit and sighed… Mmm…”
Before she could finish her sentence, her body felt light and she was pulled into the man’s embrace.
She looked up and saw the man’s tensed face.
Her eyes widened and she placed her hands on the man’s shoulders.
“You’re not allowed to say such cold jokes again. If you continue, I’ll let you…”
Shen Fanxing paused and her face turned even redder.
“Then can you stop being unhappy?”
Bo Jinchuan pursed his lips and said, “You know that I’ll be unhappy, but you can still ignore me? It seems like I’m not that important to you.”
Shen Fanxing hugged his neck tightly and said, “Don’t be sad. You’re thinking too much. Of course you’re important.”
Bo Jinchuan turned his head and said, “I can’t tell.”
Shen Fanxing said, “Let me tell you another joke.”
“Little Black went shopping…”
“Shut up!”
“Then are you still angry?”