Goodnight Kiss from My Rumored Husband Chapter 160 - I Urinated Nearly Two Meters Away

Chapter 160: I Urinated Nearly Two Meters AwayTranslator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

As soon as Gu Nianshen accepted the parcel, he tore the packaging apart. It was a simple dress with flower prints all over it.
He frowned, confused.
Then, he began to walk quickly into the bedroom with the dress in his hands.
When his hand touched the doorknob, he felt as if something was stuck in his throat.
As he pushed the door just a little, letting the light into the room. Suddenly, two beautiful long legs came into sight.
Gu Nianshen felt something tighten in his throat.
As soon as he realized what he was seeing, he turned around and shouted at Qi Shaodong. “Get lost!”
Qi Shaodong was surprised by his reaction. When he looked at Gu Nianshen’s face, he noticed that his face was red.
It was as if he had seen something he should not have. ‘How weird.’ Qi Shaodong thought.
Although Qi Shaodong was curious about what Gu Nianshen had seen, he did not have the guts to find out. Alas, he left with his mind filled with curiosity.
Meanwhile, Gu Nianshen gently pushed the door and started walking in quietly.
When he arrived next to the bed, he was still only able to see a pair of long legs that belonged to a woman.
In fact, he could even see the corners of her pink underwear.
Suddenly, Gu Nianshen felt a warm sensation in his abdomen.
‘You idiot!’
Gu Nianshen immediately shifted his gaze away before inhaling deeply and exhaling as he trembled.
‘Don’t think about it. Don’t think about it.’ Gu Nianshen shook his head.
“Mister Gu,” Lin Xiaoyu suddenly called out.
He still sounded sleepy.
Gu Nianshen’s first reaction was to check if Lin Yiqian was still asleep. “Shhh!” He immediately gesticulated to Xiaoyu not to make any noise.
“Mommy’s asleep.” Lin Xiaoyu finally noticed that Lin Yiqian was still sleeping next to him.
Xiaoyu was speaking in an equally soft voice.
“What did you call her?” Gu Nianshen frowned.
Lin Yiqian could hear people speaking near her in her sleep. “Gu Nianshen?!” Her eyes were wide open when she saw Gu Nianshen in the room.
‘When did he return?’ She thought.
As soon as she woke up, Gu Nianshen’s facial expression changed. “Did you have a good sleep on my bed?” He snorted.
“Are you dressed like this to seduce me?” He scanned the clothes on Lin Yiqian.
Lin Yiqian felt speechless.
‘Why would I seduce you?!’ Lin Yiqian rolled her eyes as she thought. “I accidentally spilled water on my clothes. I borrowed one of your shirts.”
She sounded righteous.
“Mommy, I want to pee.” Xiaoyu suddenly stood up.
He then climbed out of bed and walked barefoot to the bathroom.
“What did he call you?” Gu Nianshen asked as soon as Lin Yiqian turned to look at him with a pale face.
Lin Yiqian noticed that Gu Nianshen seemed confused but not suspicious.
“He wanted you to become his father. I told him I am your-” Lin Yiqian paused and looked around.
She bit her lip as she paused.
“What?” Gu Nianshen asked curiously.
“Wife!” Lin Yiqian finally said the word.
“He then… started calling me ‘mommy’,” she continued with a softer voice.
She then pointed at the bathroom with a look on her face hinting ‘you know what I mean’.
“Did you just adopt a child on my behalf?” Gu Nianshen frowned.
However, he was actually happy on the inside.
It was not because he was a father and Lin Yiqian was a mother. It was the fact that Lin Yiqian had told someone else that she was his wife.
All of a sudden, Gu Nianshen hoped that the little jerk was indeed his son.
Gu Nianshen wished the kid would continue to address him as his father and Lin Yiqian as his mother.
“Yeah…” Lin Yiqian shrugged.
‘What else could I do?’ She thought.
“Mr. Gu, I think I urinated nearly two meters away,” Xiaoyu’s excited voice suddenly called out from the bathroom.