Revenge Sevenfold Chapter 23 Perverted Cougar

With that one savage move, the man blinked his eyes open once again.
Upon seeing the ferocious-looking girl glaring at him with her hands on her hips, Jiang Xu yawned before giving her a wide smile.
"Wifey."
Hui Yin resisted her desire to kill him.
"Wifey, my ass! Are you my husband?"
She was starting to regret her decision to meet up with Jiang Xu. How could she forget that this man had a screw loose? No wonder she hadn't contacted him at all in her past life.
He would seem normal enough...as long as you didn't meet him in person.
She glanced in surprise at the two small heads on either side of him, both of them still sleeping.
"You brought Little Wuji and Baby Shang with you?"
Jiang Xu yawned again, his eyes already starting to droop. He slowly removed the headphones on his head.
"Mmm."
In truth, he wanted to meet her alone, but the two of them insisted on going when they both heard that he was meeting up with Hui Yin. When he tried rejecting them, the twins threw a violent tantrum that nearly destroyed every furniture in the house. After that, Jiang Xu had no choice but to bring them.
Hui Yin was happy, and instantly sat next to the small head still sleeping on Jiang Xu's left. She could smell the scent of milk wafting off him, and couldn't resist cuddling the soft little bun.
"Oooh, Baby Shang, you're so cute..."
Because of the slight movement Hui Yin made, his small face frowned, and he began to wake up, slowly rubbing his eyes.
When he saw the face of the girl cuddling him, he immediately flushed.
"Wifey..."
Hearing the lover's endearment coming from a four year-old child, Hui Yin's face became black like the bottom of a pot. If anyone were to hear them like this, they would have thought she was a perverted cougar who seduced an innocent kid!
Hui Yin felt helpless. "Baby Shang, you can't call me like that, alright?"
Jiang Xu, who was observing them from the side, nodded seriously.
"She's right. I'm the only one who can call her like that..."
Hui Yin glared at him. "You're not allowed to call me that either!"
Baby Shang followed her glare, and spoke one word mutinously to his older brother.
"Mine."
To emphasize that claim, his little arms hugged Hui Yin tightly, like a small beast protecting his territory. His hands held on tightly to her clothes, unwilling to let go.
Wifey is mine, no touching!
Seeing this little bun's possessive reaction, Hui Yin didn't know whether to laugh or cry. I'm nobody's wife, okay? Stop calling me wifey!
Jiang Xu stared at his younger brother with a stern look. "Not old enough."
Baby Shang pursed his lips, looking up at Hui Yin with a face that was about to cry.
Wifey, you won't cheat on me right? You'll wait for me to grow up right?
Looking at the little bun's watery eyes, Hui Yin was about to cry herself. "Baby Shang, we can't get married, you're too young..."
Baby Shang shook his head, staring at her with a determined expression. That expression seemed to be saying: if gods block, kill the gods; if Buddhas block, kill the Buddhas.
Wifey, I will make you my wife no matter what obstacle comes!