Chapter 196: Chapter 196 The same bed
Translator: Doggotranslation
For some reason, I didn’t want Chu Yuan to know what happened today.
“No, she just asked if you are home,” Chu Yuan rolled her eyes at me, and said with an enigmatic tone, “Look at how much she cares about you. She even worried about you coming home alone. I have seen brazen-faced women before, but I have never seen any woman that is as brazen-faced as her. She acted as if she couldn’t wait to live with you!”
“Aiyo~, what is this smell~” Xiao Yike shamelessly took a pair of Chu Yuan slippers and put them on the ground, while pretentiously holding her nose, ” Yuan Yuan, what are you cooking? Why does it smell so strange?”
Chu Yuan was startled and sniffed a few times, “Nothing? Sister Booby, what did you smell?”
“You sure? The smell of jealousy is so heavy in the air, are you sure that you didn’t smell anything?”
Chu Yuan was stunned for a moment before realizing that Xiao Yike was teasing her. As her face immediately blushed, she began to chase Xiao Yike angrily, “Sister Booby! What are you talking about? Why would I be jealous?”
“Hehe, Yuan Yuan, look at you, you reek of jealousy, and you are still refusing to admit it. Fortunately, I know your relationship in advance, otherwise, I would’ve thought that you are his little wife~”
The little minx was just making fun of Chu Yuan, however, although I knew it was shameless, I couldn’t help but agree with the teasing words she had just said. Regarding Chu Yuan’s attitude towards Liusu, she really acted like a jealous little housewife sometimes.
Chu Yuan’s footsteps clearly stopped for a second. Seeing that I was nodding my head after hearing what Xiao Yike said, she was even more embarrassed. When she went after Xiao Yike again, the words she shouted made minx and me changed our face instantly, “Sister Booby, it’s all your fault!”
“Ah!” With tears streaming down the minx’s surprised face, she rushed straight to me,
“Uncle, help me! Yuan Yuan is going to kill me!”
I was also horrified, “Yuan Yuan! Knife! Knife! ”
The bratty girl was so embarrassed that she forgot that she was holding a kitchen knife in her hand while running toward us.
‘Jesus, this is really dangerous. . .’
…
During the meal, Xiao Yike mentioned again that her father would not go home tonight, and she was a little scared to stay at home alone. Chu Yuan naively believed her “excuse” and welcomed her to stay in our flat.
I had an illusion that compared to having an elder brother, Chu Yuan seemed to want to have an elder sister more, and Xiao Yike seemed to be her ideal elder sister.
I really didn’t know how the minx was always able to fool my little sister. My little sister was supposed to be a very aloof and arrogant person, who would ignore many people. But it was very surprising that she actually admired her very much. After observing carefully, Xiao Yike was only slightly restrained in front of her, no longer saying ambiguous words to me, and stopped teasing me.
“We accidentally wet the sofa two days ago, and there wasn’t much sunlight in the last two days, so it is still a bit damp.” Chu Yuan glared at me, trying to give me a fierce look, but what she didn’t know was actually, she was also quite cute when she was angry. Then she turned to ask Xiao Yike, “Sister Booby, do you prefer a spacious bed? Or you don’t mind squeezing a bit.”
The little minx swallowed the food in her mouth and said in surprise: “Can’t sleep on the sofa? Where does the uncle sleep at night? Your room?”
“How can a man sleep in a girl’s bed?” While Chu Yuan’s face blushed, Xiao Yike’s eyes flashed. At the same time, I secretly said to myself, ‘no good!’
“Two people sleeping in the single bed are really crowded,” Sure enough, Xiao Yike glanced at me like a big bad wolf watching a little sheep, and rubbed her chin with a smirk, “Yuan Yuan, of course, I like a spacious bed!”
Chu Yuan sighed helplessly at me. I couldn’t tell whether her expression was aggrieved or embarrassed. But when I saw her smile at Xiao Yike: “If that’s the case, then, Sister Booby you can sleep in my bed. I’ll sleep with my elder brother.”
The minx almost smashed her head with my bowl, “what?”
Chu Yuan thought the minx got the wrong idea, so she hurriedly explained, “We are siblings, so sleeping together is fine. Besides. . . When Elder Sister Mo stayed overnight last time, I slept with my elder brother already, and he was actually quite well-behaved when sleeping…”
‘Uh. . . Bratty girl, you are the one that always liked to move around a lot during sleep, alright! So you are in no place to judge my sleeping behavior. My arm went numb for a long time last time because you slept on it for the whole night…’
When the name of Mo Fei was mentioned, Xiao Yike’s face suddenly changed. She glanced at me worriedly and sighed with relief when she saw that my face didn’t change.
Unexpectedly, this girl was so thoughtful.
Before going back to my room to sleep, the minx still complained, saying that she thought Chu Yuan’s so-called “spacious bed” referred to my double bed, but she didn’t expect it to be sleeping in the small bed alone. . .
Before going to bed, under Chu Yuan’s supervision, I checked my clothes and trousers. Only then did the bratty girl allow me to climb into my bed with a blushing face. . .
In the familiar quilt, it was full of familiar smells that shouldn’t exist in my room. The faint fragrance of Chu Yuan’s body made my face a little hot. Why did it feel a bit like a bridegroom secretly got into the bride’s bed. Last time I was drunk and unconscious, so I didn’t know what kind of courage Chu Yuan had when she climbed into my bed.
Anyway, I felt extremely awkward. Especially when I saw that girl look warily at me and make a self-defense posture. . .
“Don’t cross the line!”
“What?” I sat on the edge of the bed, just about to lie down. But her sudden words made me stop.
“This line!” Sitting cross-legged, Chu Yuan didn’t notice that her indecent posture had exposed her underwear under the skirt. With five fingers closed together, she drew out a non-existent boundary of thin air, “If you dare to cross the line, then you are an animal!”
She must be kidding. Based on the line she drew, she would have three-quarters of the bed. With her petite figure, she could even roll around with that much space. However, there would not be enough space left for me to lie down. Did she want me to sleep on my side all night?
After letting out a sigh, I lay down weakly.
Chu Yuan pushed me and said anxiously: “You have passed the line! You are an animal! Are you trying to take advantage of me?”
“I am your elder brother, what advantage can I take?” I couldn’t help but chuckle, “Last time you even slept on top of me, doesn’t that mean you are more like an animal than me? Besides, this is my bed, okay? Xiao Yike is your guest, right? She occupied your room, and I generously agreed to let you sleep with me. You should thank me. Even if a line needs to be drawn, it should be drawn by me.”
In order to sleep a little more comfortably, I had to be as shameless as possible. Although Xiao Yike was indeed Chu Yuan’s guest, I was the one who led her home.
“Even if that’s the case, you still can’t cross the line!” she couldn’t push me with her hands, so the bratty girl began to push me with her feet, “I am your little sister, you should humor your little sister!”
I turned around, grabbed her ankle, and said: “You only remember that I am your elder brother when you need me to do something, but you never treat me well normally.”
“How do I not treat you well normally?” The bratty girl couldn’t pull back her feet, she simply stepped on my chest, trying to push me out of bed, “I don’t care. Anyway, you must not cross the line, or you are an animal!”
“Then I have to pass the line even more.”
“Why?” Chu Yuan was startled, and subconsciously hugged her chest, “Do you really want to be an animal?”
“You said that crossing a line would make me an animal, but if I don’t cross the line, who knows if you will be laughing at me tomorrow.(1)”
“Laughing at you?” Chu Yuan was confused for a moment, and she still couldn’t figure out what I meant, “why would I be laughing at you?”
I was speechless. . . My little sister was very good in every aspect, apart from her sense of humor. But seeing that my little sister was so pure, I was both gratified and ashamed. Letting out an awkward cough, I turned my face slightly and reminded my little sister in a lower voice, “ahem, Yuan Yuan, your underwear is exposed. . .”
Chu Yuan lowered her head blankly. In the next second, her face instantly turned red in a quiet scream, “Ah!”
She turned over and got up, kneeling on the bed with her back facing me, pressing her skirt down with her hands, as if this action could reverse time and saved her from the embarrassing scene. She raised her eyebrows, eyes filled with tears, pouted her lips, and said fiercely, “did you see it!”
I answered honestly: “Yes, it’s pink, very cute. . .”
“Die!” The bratty girl completely lost her mind, no longer caring that her action would expose her underwear again, she kicked me rapidly, “Why did you see it! !”
I was busy covering my mouth, face, and lower body, feeling both angry and amused, “if I said that I didn’t see it, would you even believe me?”
TN: (1) Story about why it is worse than an animal
Once upon a time, a young scholar set out from his home for capital.
When he came to a mountain, it was already very late.
Fortunately, there was a house on the mountain, and the house belonged to a widow.
The young scholar came to the house and asked the widow if he could lodge for a night.
The widow fell in love with the young scholar at first sight, so she agreed promptly.
Because of her status, the widow knew that she could not be with the scholar. All she wanted was to spend a night with the scholar. However, because she was a woman, she didn’t want to say it explicitly.
So when it was time to go to bed, the widow pretended to warn the scholar not to touch her at night. If he did, he would not be a man, but an animal.
The scholar naturally wouldn’t do anything inappropriate, so he said yes.
The widow got up very early the next day. She woke up the scholar and kicked him out of the house furiously.
The scholar was very confused. He asked the widow what happened outside the door. However, all he got was just one response – He was worse than an animal.